167 – Cyborg Cockroaches

We’re back and better than ever. This week, your hosts have more school stories for your pleasure. We have new rules to kick off the Movie and Music games. Think you have what it takes? In Samurai Chatter, there’s intimate questions to get to know your hosts and much, much more. Remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

(1:07) – “Don’t be such a square, everybody whose anybody drinks.” – Lorraine Baines.

(2:41) – Podcast Numerology. Who wore the #67 jersey best?

(5:54) - @NewScientist Magazine Headlines:

Diving suit helps cyborg cockroaches breathe under water. \
Psilocybin helps women with Alzheimer’s.
Fusogenic neurosurgery lets paralyzed pigs walk again.

(8:29) – PDBT will be at the Meadows this Thursday, 8/6, to sponsor a horse at the track and place some bets. It’s our second annual outing and it was all kinds of fun last year. If you’re in the area, stop by and buy Tiny a beer. He’s financially embarrassed.

(10:22) – Prince Huckamuck checked in with King Charles to make sure he’s included in the will.

(13:20) – New surveys are up on the website and Facebook page. Head over and let us know your favorite ice cream flavor and your favorite store at the mall.

(16:31) – Dear Tiny

(20:17) – School stories from your hosts for a second week in a row!

(30:27) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

A New York artist collected garbage from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding for online resale. Items such as cigarette butts, candy wrappers and an ovulation test kit. Items were fetching as much as $25.
A gaming store in Oregon suspended a Yu-Gi-Oh! trading card tournament due to collective body odor of the players. The players were advised to wash and wear clean clothes.
A player in an independent baseball league was traded for 60 cases of Budweiser.

(37:40) – The Movie Game

(41:21) – The Music Game

(45:40) – Argy Bargy

(47:15) – Hell’s Half Acre. Marilyn Monroe vs. Scary Mary

(54:06) – Samurai Chatter

What is the best part of growing older?
What memory makes you smile?
When have you felt lost and alone?
What are you most excited about right now?

166 - Le Magnifique

Welcome to PDBT, the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. We are the patron podcast for miniskirts, rainbow lorikeets, baked beans, sourdough bread and quality footwear. This week, your hosts have stories from elementary school. You may or may not be surprised to learn they are not all good. We also have the conclusion for Season 10 of the Music and Movie Games, a classic battle in Would You Rather and, we ask what is on your No Bucket List. What is something you won’t be doing anytime soon? Tune in for more and remember, tell ‘em where you got it!

(2:59) – Podcast Numerology: Le Magnifique is the easy answer to this one.

(7:10) – @NewScientist Magazine Headlines

1. Could we get the benefits of sleep without sleeping?

2. Global reach of fungal networks finally mapped.

3. Frozen squirrel scat is a DNA treasure trove.

(10:43) – Survey time. We have new ones posted for your pleasure. Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com or our Facebook page to cast your vote and have your voice be heard.

(11:39) – Tiny weighs in on this week’s surveys.

(16:06) – Dear Tiny

(21:26) – Elementary school stories from both your hosts.

(31:44) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. Police are working to find a couple guilty of fornicating on the Ferris wheel at the Download Festival in England.

2. A Syracuse woman was given a $50 fine for running a red light during a funeral procession.

3. A sodomized gargoyle statue is creating controversy along the rooftops in Spain.

(36:09) – The Movie Game

(41:44) – The Music Game

(44:15) – Argy Bargy. Argy Bargy. Argy Bargy.

(50:31) – Would You Rather. Farrah Fawcett or Marilyn Monroe

(57:12) – Samurai Chatter

165 – Invasive Plants Are Like Pro Athletes

We are live from the Cathedral this week to bring you the latest and greatest of PDBT. This week, we have bar stories from each of your hosts. And, we dust off Chili, etc., with the nine remaining finalists from the WYR Tournament of Champions. There are all the games and surveys you know and love. Remember. Tell ‘em where you got it!

(2:37) – Podcast Numerology. Who is the best to ever wear the #65? Or your favorite?

(5:10) - @NewScientist Magazine Headlines:

1. Uranus has an icy core.

2. New species of unusual walking shark identified.

3. Magnetic sperm could allow IVF inside the body.

(7:21) – Coach attended a seminar about invasive species.

(11:39) – New surveys are up for your voting pleasure. Head over to our Facebook page or our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com.

(14:22) – Dear Tiny

(17:42) – Stories from the bar.

(27:06) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. A man in California fell into a campground toilet attempting to retrieve his sunglasses.

2. A Michigan man that built a banana-shaped automobile has accumulated over 250,000 miles.

3. A Kentucky church is facing criticism over a video of the devil’s execution.

(30:50) – The Movie Game

(36:19) – The Music Game

(40:26) – Argy Bargy

(42:31) – Chili, etc. The nine include Eva Mendes, Cindy Crawford, Jennifer Aniston, Sophia Vergara, Selma Hayek, Margo Robbie, Charlize Theron, Gina Carano and Sydney Sweeney.

(52:00) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather sit courtside for a regular season game or in the nosebleeds for a playoff game?

2. Pay being equal would you rather repair jewelry or an English professor?

3. Would you rather have drinks with Leonard from Big Bang Theory or Darren from Bewtiched?

4. You’re on a life raft and can save one of these three: Lamont from Sanford & Son, Cleveland from Family Guy or Rerun from What’s Happening!

5. Yogi Berra quote

164 - Chinch Bugs. Ya Know...Manganese.

Please give a very PDBT welcome to Kristi and Kenny from Fox 8 Cleveland as special guests to the show (sorta). This week, we have more work stories for your pleasure. In Would You Rather, we discuss the Finals of the tournament to reveal the winner of the contest we thought we’d never have. How did your favorite fare against the rest of the pack? From there, Samurai Chatter gives you a chance to know your hosts on a more intimate level. If that’s too much to handle, there’s games and facts that you come to expect from the show every week. Remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

(2:00) – “Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working, then drink before work.” – Prince of Pittsburgh

(3:25) – Podcast Numerology. Who wore #64 best? Any offensive linemen fans out there? Coach has a story about Jeff Hartings regarding comments he made about Steelers fans.

(6:58) - @NewScientist Magazine Headlines:

1. It’s starting to get really busy out there in the solar system.

2. Parenthood may make you love your partner less.

3. We did not expect such high levels of manganese oxide to be stable over such a wide pressure range.

(9:14) – Prince Huckamuck had to get permission to meet with his father.

(11:13) – Coach has one of his recurring dreams about his basketball camps.

(13:03) – Tiny gives his survey answers.

(14:48) – Dear Tiny

(19:46) – Workin’ for a livin’. Work stories from your hosts.

(27:53) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. A 14-year-old in Boston robbed a lemonade stand at gunpoint.

2. A Louisiana man pulled over for a DUI decided to run from authorities by jumping into a swamp. He was rescued from the swamp after being attacked by an alligator.

3. Animal rights groups in England got a snail racing event cancelled after learning all but the winner gets eaten by the event goers.

(31:41) – The Movie Game

(35:11) – The Music Game

(39:37) – Argy Bargy

(41:10) – Would You Rather…Tournament Finals!

(49:42) – Samurai Chatter

1. What is the best investment you’ve made this year?

2. What have you always wanted to learn?

3. What is the most interesting conversation you’ve had?

4. What question do you wish you were asked?

5. Rodney Dangerfield quote

163 - Some of This Seems Familiar

The hardest working podcast in four states tests their mettle this week to bring you the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. This week we finish out the list for the Would You Rather Finals to determine the overall winner. Did yours make the cut? Awesome…Coach gives you the best from his Facebook page in Amusing Buffoonery and we continue with the latest Movie and Music Games. Tune in for that and much more. And remember, tell ‘em where you got it!

(2:04) – Who is your favorite athlete to wear #63? Do you find them as reverent as Tiny does Dirt Dawson?

(4:34) - @NewScientist Magazine headlines:

1. Neanderthals treated a cavity by drilling into a tooth.

2. Myself seems to hide behind my eyes, but often it slides into my ribcage.

3. The very first days of pregnancy have been an enigma.

(7:05) – Prince Huckamuck asked his older brother to help him move to his dorm in Eton College, his brother passed.

(7:49) – Surveys are still up. Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com or our Facebook page to participate.

(9:11) – Dear Tiny

1. Women make the sandwiches

2. Competitive advantage tactics

3. Putting the man of the house to work

(13:32) – Amusing Buffoonery

(22:14) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. A Seattle woman following GPS drove over two miles on railroad tracks disrupting train service for hours.

2. Bumblebees are as good as elephants and chimps at solving problems.

3. In Pennsylvania, a man took his excavator to demolish a large section of his home after a drunken fight with his wife earlier in the night.

(25:39) – The Movie Game

(29:36) – The Music Game

(33:29) – Would You Rather. 3rd Semifinal

(39:26) – Samurai Chatter

162 – But I Didn’t Go To Canada!

Happy 250th Birthday, America! Welcome to the latest edition of PDBT, the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. We have a great show for you today. Bob Surrena joins us in studio and he has great drunk stories to tell. We can all relate even if when we’re not the responsible ones. We start seasons anew with the Movie and Music games and there’s more than just sexual Would You Rathers in this week’s Samurai Chatter. Tune in to learn about your hosts and maybe be entertained….maybe.

(1:25) – “How do you know a man is think about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.” – The Prince of Pittsburgh

(2:41) – Podcast Numerology. Who wore #62 best? The air is pretty thin up here.

(4:05) – @NewScientist Magazine Headlines:

1. Plaza beams could help astronauts clean smelly laundry.

2. Epic dreaming is leaving people exhausted and distressed.

3. All life in the universe could be eerily similar to us.

(7:00) – Coach recaps his US soccer experience from the week.

(8:35) – Survey results are up on the website. Tiny weighs in on this week’s surveys. You can vote on our website, or our Facebook page.

(11:47) – Born in the USA. The Prince of Pittsburgh recalls one of his favorite 4th of July stories.

(16:39) – Bob Surrena is in studio with drunken stories to tell.

(27:41) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week.

1. Italian scientists extract yeast from a 5300-year-old mummy to make bread.

2. In Maryland, the Animal Health and Plant Inspection Services office building was closed due to a bed bug infestation.

3. Shih Hsin University President Chen Ching-ho stepped away from his role, taking a two-month unpaid leave of absence. This followed massive public backlash over his commencement speech, where he told graduate students they should "quickly end themselves" if they could not manage their time and emotions in the workforce.

(31:43) – The Movie Game

(36:10) – The Music Game

(39:41) – Argy Bargy. Beat ‘em Bucs!

(42:34) – Would You Rather Tournament of Champions. See who advances to the next round!

(47:18) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather listen to the Barney theme song or someone slurping their soup, both for 24 hours?

2. If pay was the same, would you rather be a nanny or a narc?

3. Would you rather go out drinking with Colonel Klink or Goober?

4. You’re going down the rapids in your raft, these three are drowning but you can only save one; Chewbacca, Robin, or Tonto?

5. Steven Wright quote

161 - So Many Higgs Bosons

We here at PDBT aren’t just here for your entertainment, thank goodness… we’re also here to inform. So sit back and enjoy as we inform and entertain you this week as the only Category 5 podcast in the free world. Reaching the bottom of the barrel for yet more drinking stories from your hosts. They’re a special vintage to be sure. Also, it’s the Season 9 finale for both the Music and Movie Games. And in Samurai Chatter, up close and personal questions for your viewing pleasure. Remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

(1:56) – Podcast Numerology. Could you possibly even have a favorite athlete to wear #61? There’s less than you think.

(4:21) - @NewScientist Magazine Headlines:

1. The new Large Hadron Collidor (LHC) will create an enormous number of Higgs bosons.

2. Super massive black holes may give rides to strange worlds.

3. Photons behave strangely if you try to cut them.

(6:07) – The week that was. Is it possible an owl nest cam gets more views than PDBT?

(7:35) – PDBT welcomes it’s newest Living Legend, and maybe the most long overdue, welcome, Jason B. from Columbus! JB was Tiny’s best man at his wedding and roommate in college.

(8:35) – Is Prince Huckamuck too broke to get a divorce?

(9:24) – Beer Night recap.

(11:13) – Last week’s survey results. Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com to participate in this week’s, or check out our Facebook page.

(14:28) – Dear Tiny

(17:58) – More drinking stories.

(28:08) – The Movie Game

(32:38) – The Music Game

(35:39) – Argy Bargy

(36:43) – Would You Rather. Cameron Brink (WNBA) vs. Ilona Maher (Rugby)

(44:03) – WYR Tournament of Champions. Bracket 1. Top 4 advance.

(52:09) – Samurai Chatter

1. What day would you like to relive?

2. How are you nurturing your mental health?

3. What is something you’ve seen that inspired you?

4. If you could share a message with the world, what would it be?

5. Yogi Berra quote.

160 - The Interesting Thing About Milkweed

Sometimes, less is more. Since we can’t seem to lock down an interview guest, we are back again this week with more drunk stories from your hosts. Thankfully there’s plenty in the tank, we can keep bringing them to you. Stay tuned for Samurai Chatter as you, the listeners and your hosts chime in on this year’s World Cup. There’s all the regular games, surveys and fun from the only Category 5 podcast in the universe! Remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

(1:24) – “A woman drove me to drink, and I didn’t have the decency to thank her.” – WC Fields

(2:38) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear #60? Is there one?

(6:43) - @NewScientist Magazine Headlines:

1. Neanderthal knee print found near mysterious stalagmite circle.

2. Not all coffee is the same.

3. Deforestation could trigger Amazon tipping point sooner than expected.

(8:28) – NBA Finals recap

(9:54) – The Prince attended a seminar this week about the monarch butterfly.

(12:52) – The new surveys are up. Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com or Facebook to participate.

(17:22) – Dear Tiny/Abby/Prince

(23:19) – You still want more drunken stories from Tiny and the Prince? OK, I guess…

(32:22) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. In Spain, a sushi restaurant has imposed a vomit fee at their all-you-can-eat buffet.

2. YouGov conducted a survey of the 36 coolest things. Marijuana finished 33.

3. The state of Nebraska is suing a barber shop in Omaha for offering drinks at a barber shop. The store doesn’t offer haircuts but does offer barber-themed drinks.

(38:45) – The Movie Game

(43:30) – The Music Game

(48:39) – Hell’s Half Acre. Dylan Dreyer vs. Flabby Flossie

(54:32) – Samurai Chatter

1. World Cup

2. Rodney Dangerfield quote

159 - Total Idiots At Work

Welcome back, we have a great show for you today, because we are the only Category 5 podcast in the universe! There’s more drunken stories from each of your hosts. Maybe some of you have been in similar situations. You’ll have to listen to find out. Play along with the Would You Rathers, including Samurai Chatter. It’s all fun and games. Remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

(00:52) – “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemmingway.

(2:09) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear #59? Jack Hamm? Tony Sanchez?

(6:05) - @NewScientist Magazine Headlines:

1. A sauna may reduce your dimension risk.

2. Red light therapy could decelerate cognitive decline.

3. Quantum mechanics says reality isn’t as solid as we think it is.

(8:32) – Prince Huckamuck’s brother is not as willing to make amends as other members of the royal family.

(9:25) – Tiny wusses out on going to the Machine Head concert even after hearing from the band.

(11:14) – Surveys are up on the website and Facebook page, head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com to cast your votes.

(14:47) – Dear Tiny

(18:30) – Drunks telling drunken stories for your pleasure.

(29:43) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. A startup tech firm is looking for 10 masturbation consultants to test company products.

2. An English man wanted to raise prostate cancer awareness by pulling a 2-ton Renault Cleo by his genitals and setting himself on fire.

3. Rasputin’s holy relic phallus determined to be nothing more than a dried sea cucumber.

(35:25) – The Movie Game

(39:47) – The Music Game

(42:38) – Argy Bargy

(45:02) – Would You Rather. Dylan Drey vs. Laura Jarrett (The Today Show)

(51:37) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather run out of toilet paper every time you go or have to dry yourself with paper towels every time you shower?

2. Same pay, would you rather be a Fishing Boat Captain or a Fitness Club Manager?

3. Would you rather have beers with Mister Rogers or Larry of the 3 Stooges?

4. You’re on a raft, but you can only save one; Uncle Fester, Cousin It, or Grandpa Munster?

5. Groucho Marx quote

158 – Warm Yard Beers With A Side of Cork

Welcome back to the only Category 5 podcast in the northern hemisphere. This week, you’ll want to hear more drunk stories from your hosts. And there’s more where that came from, too! Plenty of Would You Rather’s in Samurai Chatter and much, much more. Tune in and tell ‘em where you got it.

(1:07) – “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra

(2:27) – Podcast Numerology. Who is the best to ever wear #58?

(5:34) @NewScientist Magazine Headlines:

1. The universe may not be as simple as it appears.

2. Using T cells for autoimmune disease is working better than first thought.

3. In coral reef, there was not as much bleaching as anticipated.

(7:31) – Coach recaps his most recent trip to Kent including the Pool Tournament of Champions at his favorite bar, Dominick’s.

(10:23) – Keep it in the family.

(11:12) – Survey reviews and website discussion.

(14:00) – Dear Tiny

(16:48) – More tales of drunkenness from the dive bar.

(27:31) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

(31:25) – The Movie Game

(35:41) – The Music Game

(38:00) – Argy Bargy

(39:39) – Hell’s Half Acre. Zara Larsson vs. Redneck Ronda

(47:10) – Samurai Chatter

1. What memory brings you tears of joy?

2. Where do you find peace?

3. What do you keep postponing?

4. It’s your last day on earth and you can make one phone call, who do you call?

5. Steven Wright quote

157 – Idiots at Work

Tune in this week to hear Coach’s speech as his brother, Dick, is inducted into the Alle-Kiski Valley Sports Hall of Fame. Your hosts also get back to their unique drunken stories never before told on air. There’s new seasons of the Movie and Music Games. For Samurai Chatter, coming off last week’s show where a man tried to trade in his ex-wife for a fishing boat at a Bass Pro Shop, we ask our divorced listeners what that would trade in for their ex’s. Remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

(1:06) – “I don’t have a drinking problem. Except when I can’t get a drink.” – Tom Waits

(1:21) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear the number 57? Zach Duke? John Smiley?

(4:19) – The show is a fan of Brittney Spears.

(6:37) – Prince Huckamuck is back in the news. This time for the cost of the Invictus Games.

(7:44) – The Prince of Pittsburgh and Tiny give their recaps of the Hall of Fame banquet as a setup to the actual speech video. Adds some flavor to the evening.

(14:36) – Dick DeVenzio HOF Induction Speech

(20:09) – Dear Tiny, I’m a senior woman. Five years ago, I married a man I’ve known for many years. He no longer finds me desirable in any way. What should I do?

(24:05) – More drunken stories from your hosts.

(34:31) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. An Indian man resorts to extreme measures to access his money at the bank.

2. Spain’s most famous bull fighter came out of retirement for a recent festival. He was rewarded for his efforts by being gored in his rectum.

3. An Australian woman fell into a portable bathroom facility and was rescued approximately four hours later by a passerby.

(39:50) – The Movie Game

(43:50) – The Music Game

(46:58) – Argy Bargy

(48:58) – Would You Rather. Tate McRae vs. Zara Larsson

(55:03) – Samurai Chatter

1. What would you be willing to trade for your ex?

2. Yogi Berra quote

156 – Sh*t House Door on a Tuna Boat

Welcome to pronic number 156 of PGH Dive Bar Talk, the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. As if the podcast wasn’t torture enough, we dedicate an entire segment to torture and executions. We also wrap up another season for both the Movie and Music games and finish with a coaching Would You Rather in Samurai Chatter. Tune in for that and much more and remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

(1:11) – “I pray you do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine.” – William Shakespeare

(2:25) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to don the #56 jersey? Lawrence Taylor? Robin Cole? Ray Mansfield? Mike Vrabel?

(5:17) - @Newscientist Magazine Headlines:

1. Nanodiamonds are surprisingly squishable.

2. Vaccine for bird flu is coming.

3. Birds aren’t as good at flying as pterosaurs.

(7:29) – “Why couldn’t you be fat or bald?”

(9:20) – The Prince of Pittsburgh went to an Immigration to America seminar. Did the Prince and the Clapper make it through the whole thing without falling asleep? The History Hobo had to put in the work to make sure that didn’t happen.

(13:00) – The new surveys are up, www.pghdivebartalk.com or our Facebook page. Don’t be like Tiny, they’re fun and easy.

(15:14) – Dear Tiny

1. My wife wants me to use all of my spare time on projects, how can I stop this from happening?

2. Why can’t my wife keep her word?

(18:53) – Ancient tortures and executions. Does being married to Misty for 22 years crack the Top 10? Tune in to find out!!

(29:27) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. The Texas Department of Transportation will no longer make street signs for the town of Bugtussle due to repetitive theft of the signs.

2. Applications are being accepted for the Sperm Racing World Cup.

3. A 23-year old mechanic in Brooklyn parks his van near a large pothole in the roadway. He replaces 15-20 tires every night.

(34:01) – The Movie Game

(38:14) – The Music Game

(41:05) – Argy Bargy

(42:08) – Hell’s Half Acre…Dianni Russini vs. Fish-Eyed Frida

(46:37) – Samurai Chatter

1. Of the four coaches, Reggie Dunlop (Slap Shot), Norman Dale (Hoosiers), Patches O’Houlihan (Dodgeball) and Lou Brown (Major League), which is the best coach and who would you rather play for?

2. Rodney Dangerfield quote

155 - Sucks Getting Old

Here at PGH Dive Bar Talk, we embrace necessary personal change and growth. Want proof? We bring you Episode 155, the “angel number”. This week, with the end of the school year right around the corner, your hosts tell graduation stories that may or may not involve drinking. Join us for Transylvanian Brain Freeze—STINK EDITION. This week’s Would You Rather includes two women that have recently made news working in the media, Charissa Thompson vs. Dianna Russini. And we answer more this or that questions in Samurai Chatter. Tune in for that and all the other fun and games you know and love. Remember, tell ‘em where you go it!

(1:45) – “My own experience has been that the only tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco food and little whiskey.” – William Faulkner

(2:53) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to don the #55 jersey? Dikembe Mutombo? Junior Seau? Russell Martin?

(5:15) - @newscientist Magazine Headlines:

1. Physicists used to think being a particle and being a wave were mutually exclusive.

2. Cats may not be picky in the human sense, but may lose interest when the smell becomes familiar.

3. We could soon settle the biggest controversy in math.

(7:59) – We welcome our newest member to the Living Legends…Jim L from Pickerington, OH. Long-time friend and college roommate of Tiny at RMC. Welcome Jim!

(9:48) – Coach is reminded that is sucks getting old.

(13:38) – New surveys are up! www.pghdivebartalk.com or check out our Facebook page. The best comedies of the 80s should be a good one!

(15:59) – Dear Tiny

1. Regarding your two assholes, do you have to wipe twice? And secondly, can you receive two guys at the same time?

2. Why are my neighbors so uptight about me relieving myself outside?

3. What are the best types of pranks for April Fools?

(22:22) – Graduation stories from each of your hosts are here for your consumption.

(31:52) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week – STINK EDITION

1. A Japanese underground idol lets fans sniff armpits after performances.

2. People line up at a botanical garden in Massachusetts to smell the foul stench of a corpse flower.

3. A Chinese carmaker has been granted a patent for an in service toilet for their electric cars.

(35:57) – The Movie Game

(40:37) – The Music Game

(44:48) – Argy Bargy

(46:19) – Would You Rather. Charissa Thompson vs. Diani Russini

(51:17) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather have your partner have bad breath or body odor?

2. If money were the same, would you rather be a dentist or a dry cleaner?

3. Would you have drinks with Abe Lincoln or George Washington?

4. You’re on a life raft and can only save one character from Cheers…Sam Malone, Norm Peterson or Cliff Clavin?

5. Groucho Marx quote

154 – Welcome to the Crazy Horse

This week, the only Category 5 podcast in the universe finds out if it has what it takes when we compare ourselves to an article that describes the eight essentials for a great podcast. We hear Coach’s stories about Kent on the anniversary of the shootings including his most recent trip this week. Tune in for that and everything else you’ve come to expect week in and week out. And remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

(1:21) – We’ve been banned in Russia…again. But every cloud has a silver lining.

(2:42) – “Beer is proof that God is real and He wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

(3:52) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear #54? Brian Ulracher? Goose Gossage? Link to the Dennis Hopper/El Dragon commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvQ3TDwM-z4

(6:46) - @newscientist Magazine Headlines:

1. Male octopi use one primary arm for sex.

2. The mystery of Mars missing water runs deeper than we thought.

3. Gluon fields become incredibly rough and wildly oscillating.

(8:16) – The Prince of Pittsburgh spent his week in Kent, Ohio. Hear his tale of college days at Kent State after the school riots at the Crazy Horse bar and the midnight candlelight vigil.

(11:42) – King Charles visited the US this week. Guess where he didn’t go?

(12:19) – A London marathon runner recorded a world record time and lost the race.

(13:19) – Head over to our website for survey results and this week’s new ones, There’s also a finish the lyric section. Check it out!

(15:55) – Dear Tiny

1. Why can’t women be more patient?

2. Should I get back with my ex-girlfriend?

3. Mr. Harrelson asks, is it insensitive to ask a midget to go up on me?

(20:40) – 8 Essentials For A Great Podcast

(30:29) – Asian Transylvanian Brain Freeze

1. Cambodia unveiled a 7-foot statue of an African pouched rat.

2. Scores of robotaxis stopped moving in Wuhan, China leaving many stranded. A spokesperson noted a ‘possible system malfunction’ is to blame.

3. In Japan, street racing office chairs is becoming a popular sport.

(35:23) – The Movie Game

(39:09) – The Music Game

(42:24) – Argy Bargy

(44:00) – Hell’s Half Acre. Adele vs. Jane Hathaway

(49:08) – Samurai Chatter

1. Name one state you never want to step foot in again.

2. Steven Wright quote

153 – Boom or Bust

Here to help you with your NFL Draft hangover, we are PGH Dive Bar talk, the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. How many of you attended this year’s draft? Awesome. This week, find out if you possess the traits of a rude person, or compare your results to Tiny’s. We have Would You Rather where it’s Adele vs. Zendaya, loser will take part in next week’s Hell’s Half Acre. And in Samurai Chatter, it’s up close and personal WYR with your hosts. Tune in and tell ‘em where you got it.

(1:16) – “Too much of anything is bad, but too much whiskey is barely enough.” – Mark Twain

(2:06) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite to wear #53? Maurkice Pouncey? Bob Matheson? Don Drysdale?

(6:29) - @newscientist Magazine Headlines:

1. Sperm whales help each other give birth.

2. Are we evolving to be more stupid?

3. The male G spot isn’t where we thought it was.

(7:56) – People Magazine vote Anne Hathaway most beautiful.

(8:56) – 2026 NFL Draft recap.

(10:50) – The first day of class battle of attrition with the girls in class. Happens at the gym too!

(12:28) – Head over to the website or Facebook to participate in the new surveys that are out, www.pghdivebartalk.com.

(14:59) – Dear Tiny

1. I gave my wife a honey-do list and I’m not happy with the results, what did I do wrong?

2. My wife cannot make up her mind, what should I do?

3. Help me help this woman I just met who’s down on her luck.

(19:36) – Seven reasons people are considered rude according to psychologists…and then seven more reasons according to the Prince of Pittsburgh.

(23:11) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. Workers at an Amazon factory in Oregon were told to ignore the dead body of co-worker who collapsed and died on the job. Employees said they were forced to work around the dead body for more than an hour.

2. The Ugandan defense chief wanted compensated after helping Turkey. He asked for $1.0 Billion and the best-looking woman in the country to be his wife.

3. In Jerome, Missouri, a truck crashed into a ravine carrying tofu. Due to insurance issues, the cleanup was delayed for two weeks all while the bean curd ripened and rotted.

(29:15) – The Movie Game

(33:19) – The Music Game

(37:23) – Argy Bargy

(40:07) – Would You Rather. Adele or Zendaya

(46:33) – Samurai Chatter

1. What talent are you not using?

2. What would you do if you had infinite time?

3. If life was like a movie, how would your story end?

4. What do you dream about?

5. Yogi Berra quote

#152 – The Hot Chick Table

Welcome to PGH Dive Bar Talk, we hope you have some fun. Join us as we recap last week’s Beer Night. This week, it’s Amusing Buffoonery turn in the rotation, but be mindful, it’s an X-rated edition. Put the kids to bed first. We kick off a new season of the Movie and Music games where we continue the Sequel and Sounds theme. So be sure to help with our organic discoverability and tell ‘em where you got it.

(00:58) – “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’ll feel all day.” – Dean Martin

(1:23) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear #52? Mike Webster? Ray Lewis?

(3:43) - @newscientist Magazine Headlines:

1. Single-celled organisms show surprising levels of intelligence.

2. Weirdo reptile went from four legs to two in adolescence.

3. To live a meaningful life, take a look at cows.

(5:55) – Prince Huckamuck and Mehgan went to Australia…alone…again…

(6:48) – The Prince attended a seminar this week. Hear the good, the bad and the ugly of rheumatology.

(9:49) – Beer Night recap. Tiny gets rubbed the wrong way by the table of hot chicks. Who do you agree with more?

(13:30) – Coach has the Amish logging his property and he thinks he’s found his calling in life…driving the Amish to and from work.

(14:40) – When the Prince attended Planet Fitness, and he noticed the women there wanted to be judged even though it’s a ‘judge free zone’.

(16:03) – New surveys are up. Play below to participate this week. Don’t be like Tiny.

(19:11) – Dear Tiny. The good, the bad and the Abby

(27:00) – Amusing Buffoonery. X-rated edition.

(33:44) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. A woman testified in court via Zoom. She was caught lying when the judge asked if she was driving while testifying and replied ‘no’.

2. A city council woman was thrown out of her political party because she used AI to alter her political photo.

3. A supermarket worker in Scotland incorrectly ordered 38,000 bananas and couldn’t be returned. The store invited schools and community groups to come get a free box.

(38:24) – The Movie Game

(43:23) – The Music Game

(46:47) – Argy Bargy

(48:21) – Hell’s Half Acre. Pam Bondi vs. Rumeysa Gelgi (world’s tallest woman)

(53:45) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather be reincarnated as a sea creature or an airborne creature?

2. Pay being the same, would you rather be a bricklayer or a bus driver?

3. You absolutely need a ride. Your two choices are Tiger Woods or Britney Spears. Which one is driving?

4. You can only save one; Charlie Sheen, SpongeBob SquarePants, or Aaron Judge?

5. Rodney Dangerfield quote

151 - Clogged Toilet of Inefficiency

We are the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. That’s why we try to bring you the dive bar experience to wherever you consume this product! This week, your hosts have basketball stories for your pleasure. We continue Season 7 of Sequels and Sounds in the Movie and Music games. Some tight races to be sure. A very colorful edition of Would You Rather thanks to you, the viewers. Pam Bondi vs. Kristi Noem may be the best one we’ve ever had. How many of you contributed content to the show this week?...Awesome. Remember, tell ‘em where you got it and Aunt Flynnie sent ya!

(1:21) – “Always carry a bottle of whiskey in case of snakebite. Furthermore, always carry a small snake.” – WC Fields

(2:18) – Podcast Numerology: Give us your favorite athlete to wear the number 51. Is it Randy Johnson? Dick Butkus?

(4:46) – @newscientist Magazine Headlines:

1. Boosting the blood-brain barrier could avert brain damage in athletes.

2. The ancient goths were more diverse than we thought.

3. It is rare that opinions on T-Rex dinosaurs change so rapidly.

(7:26) – Caution: Flammable

(8:32) – How did you do in your basketball brackets? Better than Coach did, we’re pretty sure!

(9:24) – Hit and run hookups. Really?

(10:54) – Prince Huckamuck isn’t feeling the love from his dying father.

(11:36) – Surveys are up on our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com, or our Facebook page to participate.

(14:01) – Dear Tiny

1. How can I tell if my wife is hinting at a threesome?

2. My wife wants to help me with my problems, I’m not sure I can trust her. What do I do?

(18:17) – Basketball Diaries. Hoops stories from your hosts. Worth a listen.

(31:09) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. A Cornell study found employees who are most impressed by corporate jargon score worse on tests of analytical thinking.

2. A 15-year old boy in Germany stole a bus to drive his 14-year old girlfriend to school.

(34:45) – The Movie Game

(40:12) – The Music Game

(43:09) – Argy Bargy. Coach announces a new segment about warning labels due to the stupidity of people.

(45:48) – Would You Rather. Pam Bondi vs. Kristi Noem. Great responses this week.

(55:02) – Samurai Chatter

1. All expenses paid, what country would you stay in for one year and why?

2. Groucho Marx quote

150 - Brain Dead on the Glascow Coma Scale

Welcome to another monumental episode of the only Category 5 podcast in the universe, PDBT. This week, we bring you an interview from Matt L. who shares his stories of the stupidity of people, from his perspective, working at the car wash. From there, Coach debates whether to befriend the Clapper. Season 7 of the Sequels & Sounds is at the midway point, it’s anybody’s race. Tune if for that and much more. Remember, tell ‘em where you got it, we need all the organic discoverability you can muster!

(1:12) – “There’s a special rung in hell for anyone that wastes good scotch.” – Lieutenant Archie Hicox (Inglourious Basterds)

(2:07) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear #50? Mike Singletary? Jameson Taillon? Clise Dudley?

(5:13) - @newscientist Magazine headlines:

1. Giant tortoises return home.

2. Giant viruses more alive than we think.

3. The mystery of nuclear magic numbers has been solved.

(8:01) – The Prince of Pittsburgh attended a seminar about the Whiskey Rebellion. The speaker was so good, he wanted nothing to do with the podcast!

(12:54) – The Prince of Pittsburgh and Prince Huckamuck becoming the best of pals?

(13:41) – New surveys are up on the website, www.pghdivebartalk.com or our Facebook page. Head over to participate and let us know what you think.

(15:46) – Dear Tiny

1. Why does everyone tell me I’m wrong, my dentist, my wife, my family?

2. Why can’t everyone mind their own business?

(19:17) – Matt L. tells us all about the stupidity of man from his viewpoint working at the carwash.

(31:12) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. An Indian woman was declared brain dead on the Glasgow Coma Scale was jolted back into consciousness after hitting a pothole in the ambulance on the way to the hospital.

2. A man in Poland passed the computer portion of his driver’s test on the 137th attempt. It’s not the record.

3. Former Smith’s frontman, Morrissey, cancelled a concert in Spain due to an unpleasant overnight experience in his hotel room.

4. A Nigerian woman set a record by counting out loud to 1,070,000. The previous record was 1 million.

(36:31) – The Movie Game

(39:44) – The Music Game

(42:21) – Argy Bargy

(44:54) – Hell’s Half Acre. Hannah Mears vs. Rosie O’Donnell

(49:52) – Samurai Chatter

1. What is the biggest change you want to make in your life?

2. What is something you always wanted to try?

3. What is the most useful thing you own?

4. What do you do to relax?

5. Steven Wright quote

149 - Testing For Proper Modulation

Is this thing on? Welcome to PGH Dive Bar Talk, the only Category 5 podcast in the universe, and that includes Mercer County. This week, The Prince of Pittsburgh offers up some diet alternatives for those that may have been struggling with their New Year’s resolutions. Plenty of fun in the Movie and Music Games and play along with Would You Rather in Samurai Chatter. Remember, tell ‘em where you got it. We still need that organic discoverability.

(1:38) – Johnny Carson quote

(2:26) – Podcast Numerology – Who is your favorite athlete to wear the #49?...Awesome.

(6:00) @newscientist Magazine headlines:

1. Dark energy behaves so weirdly, it can’t be what we thought it was.

2. We all harbor nine secrets and they’re eating us up inside.

3. Birdwatching may reshape the brain.

(8:54) – 11 minutes of a day with the Prince of Pittsburgh. The Bad. The Good. And the Ugly.

(11:54) – Join us in welcoming Cliff D. as the newest member of the Living Legends!

(12:45) – Tiny falls on the sword for tech issues with the sound the last few weeks.

(15:15) – Survey time. Head over to our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com, or our Facebook page to participate. Remember, there’s two each week, be sure to find them both!

(17:28) – Dear Tiny

1. Why does proper grooming upset my wife so much?

2. Any tips on how I can sneak into my house without my wife hearing me?

(21:05) – If you’ve tried all the other ways to lose weight, maybe you’ll consider some of these more drastic diets used throughout history.

(32:43) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. A Girl Scout troop in New Jersey that boosted sales by setting up outside a cannabis dispensary was shut down by the Girl Scout officials.

2. Funeral homes and spas in Japan offer meditation inside caskets with the option for open or closed coffins.

3. A quadruple amputee professional cornhole champion was arrested and charged with first degree murder.

(37:45) – The Movie Game

(42:03) – The Music Game

(44:53) – Argy Bargy

(47:02) – Would You Rather. Hailey Hunter vs. Hannah Mears

(55:33) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather have a personal theme song that plays whenever you enter a room or would you rather have a laugh track every time you’re in a conversation?

2. Pay being the same, would you rather be a grocery store bagger or daycare worker?

3. Would you rather have beers with Dick Vitale or Paul McCartney?

4. Who would you save in your life boat, only one: Snoop Dogg, the Kool Aid Man or Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies?

5. Yogi Berra quote

148 If It's Broke, We Won't Fix It

Ain’t technology great? It’s great when it works, which is seldom when it comes to this Category 5 podcast. We experience more sound issues this week, but bear with us, it’s worth tuning in to hear us! This week, the Prince of Pittsburgh tells the story about how he brought his daughter into the world. Even if you can barely hear it, tell ‘em where you got it. We’ll get it right next week!

(1:15) – Tiny Fey quote

(2:24) – Podcast Numerology. Who wears your favorite #48? Jared Hughes? Bud Dupree? “Sudden” Sam McDowell? Rimp Lanier?

(6:43) - @newscientist Magazine headlines

1. Healthy habits in your 50s can pay dividends in old age.

2. The first apes to walk upright could have evolved in Europe.

3. Global sea levels are much higher than we thought.

(8:56) – Someone at Coach’s new gym looks suspicious. Keep an eye out for your used razors.

(10:26) – Could Prince Huckamuck and Meghan be on the rocks?

(11:55) – Coach reviews last week’s survey results and details the new ones. Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com to participate or our Facebook page.

(14:56) – Dear Tiny

1. My wife’s nephew is getting divorced. Her family has made it clear they will not stay in touch with her. I feel I should reach out to keep communication open. Am I wrong?

2. My father left us when I was in 6th grade. I’ve tried to resolve my feelings with him to no avail. At 60, I’m still angry and want to tell him how I feel. He’s 92, is it worth it?

3. My college roommate was always competitive with me. We had a falling out but still involved on the periphery. He’s tried to reconnect, but I’m not interested. Is there a better way to handle it?

(22:58) – Caught her on the short hop! Coach helps deliver Lora into the world.

(33:21) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. Parents in Georgia were warned about packing lunches after a martini was found in a student’s lunchbox.

2. Young people in Argentina are identifying as therian and dressing as animals.

3. In Oman, 20 camels were disqualified for using cosmetic enhancements in a recent beauty contest.

4. A man in Kentucky was arrested for fornicating with a deceased deer alongside the road.

(39:55) – The Movie Game

(43:31) – The Music Game

(48:06) – Argy Bargy

(50:28) – Hell’s Half Acre. Monet Mazur vs. Andrea the Giant

(56:23) – Samurai Chatter

1. What is the most you would pay for a concert?

2. Rodney Dangerfield quote

147 – The Calm Before the Storm

Hold on to your hats, we’re back for another Category 5 podcast, the only one in the universe. Have patience, we had several issues and the sound quality isn’t quite at a level we would like. We’re working on a solution and appreciate your patience. Stick with us, we’re trying! This week, Coach has, well, coaching stories, and we kick off Season 7 of the Movie and Music Games. Be sure to head over to our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com or our Facebook page to vote on this week’s surveys. And remember, tell ‘em where you got it!

(1:04) – “I may be drunk miss, but in the morning I will be sober, but you’ll still be ugly”. – Winston Churchill

(1:55) – Podcast numerology. Who’s your favorite athlete to wear #47? We all need a little Masha Lopatova in our lives. Did John van Benschoten make your list?

(6:18) - @newscientist Magazine headlines:

1. Math is undergoing its biggest change in its history.

2. How our ancestors used mushrooms to change human history.

3. Parkinson’s disease may reduce enjoyment of pleasant smells.

(9:58) – Coach finally chooses a new gym and a Beer Night recap.

(15:33) – Please Stand By

(17:09) – Dear Tiny

1. When it’s hot outside, I find comfort in taking off all my clothes and chilling out, but everyone else has a problem with it. What gives?

2. The school called upset that my son was acting up, I told them, I don’t bother you when he’s at home. Don’t call me! Am I wrong?

(21:17) – Coach’s Corner with Coach DeVenzio

(27:22) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. A Russian man left went to work in Siberia for three years, when he returned home three years later, he realized he left one of his windows open. It looked like pigeon Dubai.

2. A British woman was posing for a photo on the beach when a wave knocked her down and swept away her prosthetic leg. It was found 10 months later by a beachcomber and was returned to the owner.

3. The University of Maryland is looking for volunteers to research underwear that tracks flatulence.

(32:39) – The Movie Game

(37:08) – The Music Game

(39:55) – Argy Bargy. Look out MLB!

(42:13) – Would You Rather. Stana Katic vs. Monet Mazur

(47:24) – Samurai Chatter

1. What do you wish you’d spend more time doing?

2. What is the most daring thing you’ve done recently?

3. What do you have that you cannot live without?

4. What do you see when you close your eyes?

5. Groucho Marx Quote

146 – Huge Hot Blobs

We are back and feeling the heat from the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. This week, your hosts revisit stories from going to the bar, something maybe you expected to hear more. We conclude Season 6 of the Movie and Music games and we have four thought-provoking Would You Rather’s in this week’s Samurai Chatter. So tune in and remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

(1:05) – “I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Earnest Hemingway

(2:22) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear #46? The ladies will remember Garrett Jones from the playoff run Pirates! He was dreamy.

(4:33) - @newscientist Magazine headlines:

1. A weird planet system may have formed the wrong way around.

2. Huge hot blobs may have made earth magnetic field wonky.

3. Your brain may determine how long you can run.

(7:13) – Sauna stories from the gym. Do you suffer from dizziness?

(9:36) – New surveys are up for the week. Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com or our Facebook page to participate.

(15:02) – Dear Tiny

1. I retired from the adult industry, but my husband wants the character I played on screen in the bedroom. What should I do?

2. I think Weekend Wanda gave me herpes, now what do I do?

(20:02) – Where everybody knows your name. More bar stories from your hosts.

(34:23) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. A man boards flight from LA to Houston, lands in Tokyo.

2. A woman was receiving mysterious packages in the mail. She was placing Amazon orders in her sleep.

3. A Chicago man is suing an animal sanctuary for not returning his emotional support pig, Chief Wiggum.

4. Olympic village ran out of over 10,000 condoms in three days during the Olympic games.

(41:24) – The Movie Game

(46:41) – The Music Game

(50:11) – Argy Bargy. Personal trainers are in the Prince’s crosshairs this week!

(56:17) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather lose your wallet or your phone?

2. If pay were the same, would you rather be an NFL punter or an NFL long snapper?

3. Would you rather have drinks with Bob Dylan or Willie Nelson?

4. Room for one on the life raft, you can only save one: Batman, King Kong or Joe Namath?

Steven Wright quote

145 – Superhuman Forklifts

We come out swinging on this week’s edition of PGH Dive Bar Talk, the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. Tune in for another installment of Amusing Buffoonery and we keep the fun and games going with the Movie and Music games. Tune in for your favorite segment and remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

(1:30) – The term “rule of thumb” came from brewing beer. If a thumb in the liquid rendered it was too hot, the yeast could not be added.

(2:39) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear #45? Hear Coach’s story about meeting Johnny Majors.

(6:49) - @newscientist Magazine Headlines

1. AI can do superhuman things, but so can forklifts.

2. We’ve glimpsed before the Big Bang and there’s more going on than we expected.

3. Postpartum depression is common in fathers.

(10:06) – The Prince of Pittsburgh went to another seminar this week, the most attended one on record by his count. The Clapper makes a return appearance.

(13:22) – New surveys are posted on Facebook and www.pghdivebartalk.com.

(16:38) – Dear Tiny

1. Is my wife hiding the remote to the bedroom TV?

2. How can I tell when the waitress is hitting on me?

(20:10) – Amusing Buffoonery

(28:57) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. Kristin Cabot was hired as a keynote speaker on crisis communications. Tickets start at $875.

2. Out of shape people are 775% more likely to lose their tempers in stressful situations.

3. A 41-year-old man broke into a Little Ceaser’s and opened the restaurant to sell pizzas.

4. A hotel in Weldborough, Tasmania has been flooded with inquiries and visitors searching for non-existent, hot springs.

(34:30) – The Movie Game

(39:07) – The Music Game

(42:11) – Argy Bargy

(43:44) – Would You Rather. Eileen Gu vs. Laurence Beaudry

(48:59) – Samurai Chatter

1. What would be your ideal occupation?

2. Yogi Berra quote

144 – Beer Brewing Monks

Down but not out. We strive to bring you the best Category 5 podcast in the universe every week. Why? Because we’re the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. Try and find another! This week, Coach has a story about wasted trips and Tiny wants to complain about wrestling? What’s going on around here? Tune in for that and all the regular games and shenanigans, and remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

(1:24) – Monks brewed beer in monasteries during long fasting periods to nourish themselves during long fasting periods.

(2:46) – Who is your favorite athlete to wear #44 in this week’s Podcast Numerology?

(4:08) - @newscientist Headlines:

1. Air pollution leads ants to attack their nestmates.

2. Doctor hunts first rate feces.

3. We’re getting closer to growing a brain inside a lab dish.

(6:33) – Another preacher is a fan of PGHDBT.

(7:33) – RIP Bill Mazeroski. Hear Coach’s tale about where he was during Maz’s Game 7 home run.

(9:21) – Check out all the Kent State shwag Coach has been able to pick up the last few weeks.

(10:23) – Survey results are discussed. Be sure you participate by heading to www.pghdivebartalk.com or you can participate on our Facebook page.

(13:59) – Dear Tiny vs. Dear Abby

1. I’ve been married 50 years and recently remembered my husband cheated on me. I’m more upset he hasn’t apologized than the fact he lied. Am I wrong to be upset?

2. I’m a 70-year-old therapist that raised three children in a single-parent home. I’m struggling with my guilt because my children still make me feel badly about how they grew up. Can you help?

(19:36) – Coach tells his story about a road trip for no reason. Maybe he could have picked some better roadies?

(27:42) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. Upset over a recent breakup, a Vancouver woman launched a museum of personal failure at a shopping mall.

2. A Myrtle Beach polar plunge was cancelled because it was too cold.

3. A Mississippi principal was reinstated after being suspended for reading the book “I Need a New Butt” to elementary students.

(34:44) – The Movie Game

(39:03) – The Music Game

(43:49) – Argy Bargy

(48:06) – Hell’s Half Acre. Kaysha Love vs. Leather Face Lucy

(53:51) – Samurai Chatter

1. When is the last time you felt lucky?

2. What would you change if you could go back in time?

3. What is your most defining moment?

4. Where do you find inspiration?

5. Rodney Dangerfield quote

143 - The Wife of the Party

Welcome back to another riveting episode of PGH Dive Bar Talk, the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. This week, hear stories from your hosts about dealing with schools as a parent. And there’s an Olympic version of Hell’s Half Acre. You can now find your favorite podcast on TikTok. Head over there, give us a follow. After that, go tell five of your friends.

(0:42) – Beer was banned in Iceland until 1989. And they still have nice adult entertainment.

(2:23) – Podcast Numerology. Who was your favorite athlete to wear #43?

(4:40) - @newscientist Magazine Headlines

1. Ancient bacterium discovery rewrites history of syphilis.

2. Oral bacteria could hold the key to obesity.

3. Ape like hominin, Paranthropus was more adaptable than we thought.

4. Barnacle gloop could treat inflammatory bowel disease.

(7:15) – Sarah Jakes Roberts endorses PGHDBT.

(9:09) – The Prince of Pittsburgh went to a Kent State basketball game this week.

(10:56) – Is $42 too much to pay for four drinks paid banquet event?

(12:41) – New surveys are up. Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com or our Facebook page to participate.

(15:52) – Dear Tiny. The Prince needs a new humidor.

1. Any suggestions for me and my girlfriend for a new hobby?

2. How do you think the Bucs will do this year?

(21:42) – School shouldn’t be hard for parents, but our hosts are here to say otherwise.

(31:00) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze (Rapid Fire Edition)

1. Human fingernails grow faster in the summertime.

2. Australia is wider than the moon. 2,485 miles to 2,112. Alaska is about the same as Australia and is also wider than the moon.

3. Humans don't always see their noses because our brains filter out useless things.

4. Human tongues have unique prints.

5. Before toilet paper, corn cobs were a common method for wiping.

6. A blue whale's heartbeat can be heard from two miles away.

7. A rainbow on Venus is called glory.

8. Cannibalism is legal in the Netherlands.

9. Armadillos typically give birth to quadruplets.

10. Can you guess the closest US state to Africa?

11. You’re twice as likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark.

12. There are more chess game variations than atoms in the universe.

13. A blue whales tongue can weigh more than an elephant.

14. Male giraffes have an odd way to see if females are ready to mate.

15. In the Great Barrier Reef, there’s a coral reef taller than the Empire State Building.

16. Male ducks have corkscrew shaped penises.

17. Giraffes sleep standing up and for only five minutes at a time.

18. Germany has more castles than the US has McDonalds, 25,000 to 13,000.

(42:57) – The Movie Game

(48:07) – The Music Game

(50:16) – Argy Bargy

(53:11) – Would You Rather. Jutta Leerdom (Speed Skating) vs. Kaysha Love (Bobsled)

(1:00:27) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather communicate for the rest of your life only in puns or only in rhymes?

2. If pay was the same, would you rather be a plumber or a chef?

3. Would you rather have beers with Ken Jennings or Drew Carey?

4. You’re stranded on a raft and can only save one, Archie Bunker, Herman Munster or Peter Griffin?

5. Groucho Marx quote

142 - Nobody Does That to the Hawk

This week on the only Category 5 podcast in the universe, we have an extended Transylvanian Brain Freeze, new seasons of the Movie and Music Games and we find out what the ideal concert would look like for each of your hosts. Tune in for that and much, much more!

(1:02) – The first can of beer was created in 1935. 2 million cans were sold in the first year.

(2:46) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear #42? Hear Coach’s story about his brother playing against the great Connie Hawkins and how Paul Warfield taught the Prince a valuable life lesson.

(7:59) - @newscientist Magazine Headlines:

1. Body fat supports your immune health.

2. Long-living sharks seem unaffected by diseased hearts.

3. You wouldn’t want to use Pompei’s public baths before the Roman’s arrived.

(10:11) – Coach attends a seminar about Abe Lincoln and John Wilkes Booth. Turns out people were no damn good even back then!

(14:47) – This week’s PGHDBT survey is posted. Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com or our Facebook page to participate. This one is unique. You have to choose an area to live but are limited in travel based on your choice.

(18:12) – Dear Tiny

1. I’m furniture shopping for a couch, can you help?

2. My wife hasn’t been feeling well, how can I help?

(22:41) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze…Expanded Edition

1. A doctor in California is suing a restaurant for their “dragon balls” appetizer as they burned her throat and voice.

2. A New Jersey man using his metal detector on the beach and discovered a high school ring. He found its original owner who lived in Nebraska and never been to New Jersey.

3. Candace Owens posted on X noting the ice on the trees hadn’t melted despite the temps reaching 30 degrees…but was reminded water freezes at 32 degrees.

4. Mosquitos are forced to find other feeding sources, such as humans, due to deforestation.

5. George Kittle received a bottle of Patron in the training room after tearing his Achilles tendon. At the end of the game, the empty bottle was found in the training room.

6. Researchers have found that mammals that undergo castration or sterilization live longer.

7. Uttering expletives can help people push harder during physical challenges.

8. A new law allows citizens to submit their own silencer designs to the Bureau of Tobacco and Fire Arms.

9. A woman woke up to an eight-foot python curled up on her chest. She slid from under it and then carried it over to the window to guide it out the way it came.

(34:47) – The Movie Game

(41:07) – The Music Game

(44:15) – Argy Bargy

(45:46) – Hell’s Half Acre. Mikaela Shiffrin vs. Rainbow Ramona

(50:36) – Samurai Chatter

1. If you had one final concert to go to, who would you want to see, dead or alive? Hear A Different Spin’s take on it.

2. Steven Wright quote

141 - Weird Clumps Hotter Than Normal

How many of you can hear us this time?...Awesome. We’re a fully operational battle station this week to bring you the very best of PGHDBT, the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. Tune in as your hosts have stories about victimless crimes. We also wrap up another season for both the Movie and Music Games. And in Samurai Chatter, we expose the more personal side of your hosts with four Would You Rather questions. So belly up, buy the next round and tell ‘em where you got it.

(0:00) – Tiny gets heat for screwing up last week’s show.

(2:25) – Tales from the cheese factory.

(3:51) – The oldest beer recipe dates back to Mesopotamia.

(4:37) – Podcast Numerology. Who’s your favorite to wear the #41 uniform?

(8:48) - @newscientist Magazine Headlines:

1. In Fiji, planting mangroves has led to a resurgence in sea life.

2. Weird clump early in the universe is hotter than normal.

3. Eating more fiber at night helps you sleep.

(12:20) – The Prince returns to the YMCA and has some new $500 Club members.

(15:46) – Head over to the website to participate in the new weekly survey.

www.pghdivebartalk.com.

(19:40) – Dear Tiny / Dear Abby / Dear Prince

1. A co-worker has been permitted to work from home since the pandemic, but the rest of us have returned to the office. The co-worker has now taken a new job and resigned. I told my boss about the new job before she had a chance to resign. What advice to you have?

2. I’m nearly 70 and I’ve been remembering things that happened years ago. Now I spend a lot of time regretting things I didn’t say. What should I do?

3. I was told by my catholic priest that I shouldn’t cross my legs during service. Is this true?

(29:33) – Victimless crime stories

(38:01) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. When Steven Chase wakes up from surgeries, he speaks fluent Spanish, a language he barely knows.

2. Rosy Grant discovered a recipe on a tombstone. After discovering many, she’s now published a cookbook ‘To Die For’.

3. Trevor Van Camp proposed to his girlfriend from Sky Bridge in Michigan, but he dropped it and it fell 118 feet in the snow. The ring was recovered and she said yes.

(44:35) – The Movie Game

(48:35) – The Music Game

(52:38) – Argy Bargy

(55:21) – Would You Rather. Jessie Diggins vs. Mikaela Shiffrin

(1:01:39) – Samurai Chatter

1. What’s something you do differently than most people?

2. If you had unlimited money, what would you do to invest in your happiness?

3. What is the most desirable trait another person can have?

4. What you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?

5. Yogi Berra quote

140 - Happy Accidents

How many of you survived the winter storm?...Awesome. PDBT is the only Category 5 podcast and that storm’s got nuthin’ on us!! Since you made it, why not stick around for this week’s show and here stories about stupid things people say. Hell’s Half Acre is back, would you be willing to go to a Brown’s game? And in Samurai Chatter, we have a new list of would-you-rathers that you can debate with your friends. Stoke the fire, get comfortable and tune in for more. And remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

We apologize for the sound quality in the first segment, our program crashed not long after we recorded that segment and things seemed to correct themselves afterwards for the remainder of the show. We’ll try to do better the next time.

(2:50) – King Tut was buried with 26 pitchers of red wine.

(4:21) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to don the #40 on their jersey?

(9:03) - @newscientist Magazine headlines:

1. We share our sleeping patterns with jellyfish.

2. Missing star found again after 130 years.

3. Three super massive black holes seen smashing together.

(11:46) – Bob Ross makes his PDBT show debut!

(12:53) – PDBT is now the patron podcast for rainbow lorikeets, miniskirts, baked beans and quality footwear.

(14:10) – The Prince of Pittsburgh provides an update on Prince Huckamuck’s lawsuit against the British media.

(16:10) – Be better than Tiny, be sure to participate in the weekly surveys. Now it’s easier than ever. You can still go to www.pghdivebartalk.com and cast your vote, OR, you can now participate on the podcast’s Facebook page. Be sure and give us a like while you’re there.

(20:03) – Dear Tiny

1. Should I lie to my new boyfriend about how many partners I’ve had?

2. I’m hearing voices in my head, is it a demon?

(26:57) – The things people say.

(35:37) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. A stowaway rat got loose on a plane flight from Amsterdam to Aruba.

2. There’s been a sharp decrease in the percentage of people that think they could win a fight against a bear.

3. A homeless fortune teller prognosticated to a passerby that she was about to lose something of value. The fortune teller followed the woman and attempted to steal her computer.

(43:18) – The Movie Game

(49:10) – The Music Game

(53:35) – Argy Bargy

(55:53) – Hell’s Half Acre. McKinzie Roth vs. Snarly Sneed

(59:56) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather tell your partner about an affair or have your partner tell you?

2. If pay was equal, would you rather be a doctor or farmer?

3. Would you rather have drinks with Prince Huckamuck or LeBron James?

4. You’re on a life raft and can only save one, Harry Potter, Peter Pan or the Fairy Godmother?

5. Rodney Dangerfield quote

139 – With Friends Like These

Stay warm with your hosts and bundle up for this week’s episode of the only Category 5 podcast in the universe, PGH Dive Bar Talk. This week, we have a PGHDBT first, a personal Transylvanian Brain Freeze from the Prince of Pittsburgh. Tune in and remember to tell ‘em where you got it.

(1:41) – The Humble Baron in Shelbyville, TN, has replaced The Beer Barrel Saloon in Put-In-Bay, OH (408 feet) as the longest bar in the world, coming in at 518 feet.

(3:19) – Podcast Numerology: Who’s your favorite athlete to wear #39? Did you see his one cover of Sports Illustrated sneaking in the bird?

(5:37) - @newscientist Magazine headlines:

1. Deep rest involves perfecting the art of doing as little as possible.

2. LSD could be approved for anxiety.

3. Satellites provide sunshine on demand.

(7:53) – Welcome TWO new Living Legends to PGH Dive Bar Talk…Coach Ed and Jeff W. Congratulations to you and yours. Fittings for your gold jackets are TBD.

(9:51) – Today at the Y, a swimming coach advised the women in the pool to avoid wearing stilettos. Coach wonders if she’s speaking to the right crowd?

(11:00) – Coach recaps his experience at the recent Steelers home playoff loss and wonders how many more he has left.

(13:12) – Meghan Markle is demanding Netflix crank up the PR to help her ratings.

(17:42) – Dear Tiny

(20:43) – Gym stories. No records were set recording this segment.

(35:17) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze. The first ever, personal edition!

(41:17) – The Movie Game

(45:36) – The Music Game

(49:48) – Argy Bargy. Retirement is getting expensive.

(51:40) – Would You Rather McKinzie Roth vs. Maria Montgomery

(58:10) – Samurai Chatter

1. Favorite smells

2. Groucho Marx quote

138 - Bring Back the Miniskirt

(1:04) – One of Coach’s old teammates puts the show on when he can’t sleep!

(2:30) – A Scottish man suffered from a four-week hangover after consuming over 60 pints. How many can you drink at once?

(5:10) – Podcast Numerology. Best of luck coming up with a good one!

(7:18) - @newscientist Magazine headlines:

1. There’s an optimal period between ejaculations when sperm are at their best.

2. Hydrogen can do almost everything, but it doesn’t mean that it should.

3. Over 2,000 years ago, people suffered from Vitamin D deficiencies.

(10:55) – Coach has reason to believe 60s miniskirts are making a comeback. Let’s hope so!

(11:58) – The fire alarm was triggered because of some lazy pot smokers in Coach’s hotel.

(13:25) – Coach is part of a live studio audience for a live musical performance at the retirement home. He also won the impromptu ‘Name That Tune’ game!

(14:50) – www.pghdivebartalk.com. Head over to participate in the weekly surveys and check out all the other fun show stuff we have to offer.

(18:25) – Dear Tiny

1. What are the benefits of using a sauna? More than just a social component that the Prince makes it out to be, right?

2. My girlfriend asked me to send her a jerkoff video, so I sent her one. Should I have asked to be more specific before I sent her one of me jerking off someone else?

(25:30) – Amusing Buffoonery. The highlights of the Prince’s Facebook feed in a rapid fire succession.

(35:37) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. Chinese companies that produce traditional medicines are paying premium prices for fingernail clippings.

2. An Indian woman filed a police complaint against her husband and his family after two years of marriage claiming she was lied to about his level of education, his job and the fact he was bald.

3. Police in Belgium conducting a drunk driving checkpoint to find a car being driven by a family’s 12-year old son while his sober mother sat in the back seat with a valid license.

(41:28) – The Movie Game

(45:02) – The Music Game

(49:06) – Hell’s Half Acre. Reese Witherspoon vs. The Sun Devil

(54:17) – Samurai Chatter

1. What is a mistake you keep repeating?

2. What should you spend less time doing?

3. What relationship in your life has improved the most?

4. What is your happiest memory of 2025?

5. What are you looking forward to in 2025?

6. Steven Wright quote

137 – I’ll Be Your Rainbow Lorikeet

Stoking the fire to stay warm this week in the Cathedral, we’re back with more PGHDBT. This week, your hosts have stories about crazy parties they’ve been to, thankfully, they weren’t together, imagine if they were…yikes. We start a new season of both the Movie and Music Games. There’s plenty of Would You Rathers in Samurai Chatter (Wataa!) and much more. So tune in, and remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

(00:50) – Fermented flower nectar gets rainbow lorikeet drunk and disorderly causing it to make loud noises and be disruptive.

(1:42) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear #37? Coach has a quick story about the history of the number from the 1940s including the likes of Dick Conger, who donned the jersey in 1942.

(6:42) – Finally, a near-$500 woman enters the co-ed sauna! We’ve been waiting.

(7:14) – The first of the PGHDBT files have been leaked with no redactions as of yet. More to come.

(8:45) – Tiny explains time stamps when it comes to watching your favorite podcast. You can skip around by clicking the blue link with the time as is at the beginning of each sentence here.

(10:19) – The guys revisit survey results from the latest www.pghdivebartalk.com pages. Have you made your way over yet? Check them out and tons more show related material for your viewing pleasure.

(13:53) – Dear Tiny

1. My husband and I have been married for 22 years but I can count on one hand how many times we’ve been intimate in the last five years. What can I do?

2. How can my wife and I tell our kids we don’t want children?

(20:37) – Party time. Excellent. Woo!

(27:47) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. A New York lawyer is suing the state claiming her dog as a dependent.

2. A Swedish musician has successfully taught his octopus to play the piano.

3. A drone delivered steak, crab legs and bags of weed to a maximum security prison in South Carolina. The package did not make it to it’s intended recipient.

(33:10) – The Movie Game

(37:57) – The Music Game

(41:24) – Argy Bargy

(42:20) – Would You Rather. Erin Andrews or Tracy Wolfson

(52:06) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather be a big spoon or a little spoon?

2. Pay being equal, would you rather be a circus clown or a crop duster?

3. Would you rather have drinks with Cousin Eddy or Barney Fife?

4. You can only save one, Elmo, Cookie Monster or Oscar the Grouch, who are you saving?

5. Yogi Berra quote

136 - Heinie Manush For the Win

Happy New Year from your favorite podcast. What better way to end your 2025 than with a fresh episode. This week, your hosts tell their favorite New Year’s Eve stories. Stick around for the conclusion of Season 5 of the Movie and Music Games. From there, Onions, Coochie and Cat Piss makes its triumphant return to the show! And remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

(1:26) – Saint Arnold is the patron saint of beer.

(4:09) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear 36?

(6:50) - @newscientist Magazine headlines:

1. Deadly fungus makes sick frogs jump farther.

2. Pandas use twigs or bamboo to scratch themselves.

3. We may need a 4th law of thermodynamics.

(9:15) – The Prince of Pittsburgh attends a seminar about the Christmas truce of 1914.

(13:46) – New surveys are up on the website, head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com to participate.

(16:01) – Coach is still adjusting to his new gym.

(19:28) – Dear Tiny

1. My grandfather helped me buy my new house as a gift, but now wants paid in full because my husband and I want to sell. What should I do?

2. My children keep finding their Christmas present, what should I do?

(24:47) – New Year’s Eve stories

(37:52) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

1. Police spent six days waiting for a man to pass stolen jewelry he swallowed.

2. A liquor store employee found a passed-out raccoon on the floor with broken empty bottles.

3. A Chunese man had a cigarette lighter removed from his stomach after he swallowed it on a drunken dare…30 years ago.

(45:11) – The Movie Game

(50:09) – The Music Game

(54:29) – Argy Bargy

(56:35) – Onions, Coochie and Cat Piss – It’s the Cat of New Year’s Eve

(1:10:53) – Samurai Chatter

1. What’s your ideal New Year’s Eve?

2. Rodney Dangerfield quote

135 – The Randy Wiel Show

If you know Randy Wiel, you’re going to enjoy this week’s episode where his friends and family tell their favorite stories about him. If you don’t know the name Randy Wiel, stick around and hear stories about the most interesting person you’ve never heard of. As fascinating as it is, this episode isn’t about his swimming in the Pan Am games in 1967 against Mark Spitz, or competing in the Olympics in 1968. Or being a police officer in his native Curacao at the age of 17. Or playing basketball for Dean Smith at the University of North Carolina, later coaching under him. Or his days as a head coach at MTSU and UNC Ashville. Or his days scouting in the NBA including a stint with the LA Lakers. Or the fact he spoke seven different languages. And played music…are you getting the picture?

We’d like to thank everyone that helped contribute to this episode. Every one of them had more stories to tell and they were all great.

(4:28) – Jimmy Cox

(9:04) – Ged Doughton

(23:07) – Djuric Wiel

(38:34) – Lisa Fey

(47:31) – Vern Nelson

(1:00:50) – JJ Miller

(1:14:24) – Richard Ford

(1:43:53) – Phil Ford

(1:53:30) – Dave DeVenzio

(2:00:10) – Bill Auman

134 – Is That A Parakeet In Your Pants?

We’ve got another great show for you this week…Coach Pikna is live and in studio from start to finish. He joins a pretty exclusive club of two, yes TWO, to ever be on the show more than once. The other being the late, great, Randy Wiel. More on him later. Tune in to hear more coaching stories from Ed and he sticks around to play all of the games with plenty of shenanigans. Remember, tell ‘em where you got it!

(1:49) – In ancient Babylon, if a brewer served bad beer, his punishment was to be drowned in his own product.

(2:59)- Podcast Numerology. Favorite athletes to wear #34, who is yours? Walter Payton? Shaquille O’Neal? Bo Jackson?

((6:43) - @newscientist Magazine headlines:

1. Ancient figurine from 12,000 years ago shows goose mating with a woman.

2. Ancient tracks might be record of a sea turtle stampede!

3. Kissing may be one million years old.

4. Moss spores survived space exposure.

(9:27) - ***PGH DIVE BAR TALK EXCLUSIVE*** Tune in to next week’s show, we have something special for you. As regular listeners will know, Coach recently lost his good friend, and friend to the show, Randy Wiel. So, we decided it would be a good idea to pay tribute to his life as one of the most interesting people we know. There’s a host of guests telling their favorite Randy stories, including former players, teammates, colleagues, friends and family. Some names you may know. And you get a break from us! Be sure to tune in to the first serious show we’ve ever done and will probably ever do!

(11:14) – New gym sauna stories including a Kent State “alum” telling tall stories.

(14:25) – Beer Night recap

(16:58) – YouTube suggested videos because you watch PGHDBT.

(20:47) – Dear Abby vs. Dear Tiny

1. I’m old and I live in a condo where the family above me has noisy kids. I’ve complained to the landlord and the parents to no avail. What should I do?

2. My nephew and niece have never acknowledged my gifts and kind gestures. Now that my nephew is getting married, I do not plan on attending. Am I wrong for writing off my family?

(27:32) – Coach’s Corner with Coach Ed Pikna. Coach is back with more football stories. Tiny is collateral damage again.

(37:25) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. Australian man is suing the prison in which he currently is serving time for the jail banning the condiment vegemite due to its pungent odor.

2. A Mexican man was detained when officials noticed a large bulge in his trousers. Upon further review, the agents learned he had sedated two parakeets and was attempting to smuggle them across the border.

3. A motorist called 911 when a cat fell from the sky and cracked her windshield.

4. In preparing for cremation, a funeral worker in Thailand heard a knocking from inside the coffin to learn the inhabitant was alive and well.

(43:07) – The Movie Game

(47:42) – The Music Game

(51:46) – Argy Bargy

(52:43) – Would You Rather. Molly McTitsolf vs. Kerry Mason…errr..Kayleigh McEnany vs. Emily Compagno

(59:12) – Samurai Chatter

1. What are your favorite tastes?

2. What are your favorite sounds?

3. Groucho Marx quote

133 - Co-ed Sauna

This week’s show sees the end of an era for LA Fitness. But when one door closes, another opens. Your hosts had more stories planned for you but one fails to deliver due to poor memory. The facts of the week have a work related theme. Hear if anyone has it worse than you. We’re midway through season for both the Movie and Music games with all-time low scores. Is it the singing? Tiny takes a turn to give his argy bargy. Tthat and much, much more. Make sure you tell ‘em where you got it!

(1:02) – Sailor used to measure the proof of their rum by mixing it with gun powder and igniting it.

(2:02) – Podcast Numerology. A lot to pick from this week, so who’s your favorite to wear #33? Larry Bird? Tony Dorsett? Frank Robinson? David Thompson? Coach has a story for you about playing against David Thompson.

(7:30) @newscientist Magazine Headlines

1. An isolated galaxy seems to be impossibly forming new stars.

2. A parasitic ant plays a deadly trick on its relatives.

3. Huge plasma cloud belched out by a distant star.

(9:29) – Kim Kardasian had a brain scan to learn she has low brain activity.

(10:01) – Huckamuck and Meghan are back in the Prince’s crosshairs.

(11:27) – Coach’s LA Fitness closed this week. But when one door closes, another opens. Can you say co-ed sauna? We all know there’s going to be more content coming our way!

(12:24) – www.pghdivebartalk.com. The surveys this week on the website are in conjunction with next week’s Samurai Chatter where we’ll be discussing our favorite sounds and tastes. Head over to let us know what you think.

(16:14) – Dear Tiny

1. Help me understand the technology of my new vehicle. Why was there an image of an old lady getting run over on the screen when I backed up yesterday?

2. A stripper falls from a pole and gets a GoFundMe set up in her name. I fall off my ladder at work and I get a letter from HR saying I have to take a drug test once a week. Am I being discriminated against in this instance?

(20:25) – Brewery stories and distillery stories minus the distillery stories.

(26:50) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. A French woman sued her company for paying her for 20 years without giving her any work.

2. A French man sued his employer because his job was too boring…and won!

3. A German teacher was paid her full salary despite being on sick leave for 16 years. She sued the school after they asked her to see a doctor.

4. A Kuwaiti civil servant did not show up for work for 10 years and was paid the whole time. Once discovered, he was arrested and sentenced to five years in prison and ordered to repay the wages.

(32:53) – The Movie Game

(36:37) – The Music Game

(43:45) – Argy Bargy. Tiny takes a turn.

(51:40) – Hell’s Half Acre

(57:55) – Samurai Chatter

1. You can have four people over for dinner. One Pirate, one Steeler, on Penguin and one Pitt/Penn State. Who ya’ got?

2. Steven Wright quote

132 - Who Likes Baked Beans?

We’re here live at the Cathedral to bring you another Category 5 podcast. This week. 23, count ‘em, two, three, Amusing Buffoonery from The Prince of Pittsburgh’s social media. Week 2 of the Movie and Music games and Would You Rather where the hosts votes will determine the winner. Tune in for more and remember, tell ‘em where you got it!

(00:59) – It is scientifically proven alcohol improves creativity by reducing the executive function of the brain while boosting imagination in the superior temporal gyrus.

(2:16) – Podcast Numerology. 32 has a myriad of choices. Earvin ‘Magic’ Johnson is a very easy choice. OJ Simpson? Karl Malone? Jim Brown? Franco Harris?

(6:23) - @newscientist Magazine

1. A three-legged lion hunts like a leopard.

2. Is reproduction the cause of aging?

3. Quitting on goals can improve our health.

(8:05) – The Prince of Pittsburgh attended a seminar about innovations and inventions in the Pittsburgh area. The logistics lady was on her cell phone again if you were wondering.

(11:05) – www.pghdivebartalk.com has all your podcast needs including surveys, pics, links to previous episodes, you name it. One of the surveys this week are your to pick your favorite Christmas character. Let us know what you think.

(12:32) – The Prince got his first haircut in nine months. His barber gave him a double shot for his efforts. Maybe the podcast should start that tradition with it’s guests?

(13:25) – Never trust strangers walking along your road late at night.

(16:13) – Dear Tiny

1. What is your favorite ‘guy walks into a bar’ joke?

2. Is there such a thing as a male G spot?

3. The bathroom stall said for a good time call “Sharon”, but when I did, she didn’t seem at all that interested. What should I do?

(21:25) – Amusing Buffoonery. Tales from the Coach’s social media profile.

(30:40) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. An Italian man failed to report his mother’s death in order to continue to receive her pension.

2. Man in Ontario, Canada, stole a bus and proceeded to drive the regular route, including kicking off a passenger for an expired pass.

3. In China, 240 people took part in a lying flat contest. The winner lasted 33 hours and 35 minutes and received $420.

4. In Pennsylvania, a man was shot by his dog. Growl play is not suspected.

(37:49) – The Movie Game

(42:46) – The Music Game

(46:44) – Would You Rather. Savannah Guthrie vs. Natalie Morales

(54:47) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather have a pet parrot that repeated embarrassing moments from your past or a pet squirrel that steals your socks every day?

2. For equal pay, would you rather be a librarian or a truck driver being out of town two days a week?

3. Would you rather have beers with Aaron Rodgers or Andrew McCutchen?

4. You’re in a life raft and you can only save one, Ray Lewis, Antonio Brown, or Vladimir Putin. Who ya got?

5. Yogi Berra quote

131 - The Legend of Zelmo Beaty

Come and get it, its PGH Dive Bar Talk, the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. We challenge you to go find another one. Happy Thanksgiving! This week, we get to go on vacation with the Prince of Pittsburgh. Well, not exactly, but we hear about his trip back to Kent. And... you’ll get to hear all about your hosts complete history of handball. Who knew they had so much in common? We start a new season for both the Movie and Music game after crowning our Season 3 champs. There’s that and so much more. Remember, tell ‘em where you got it!

(1:03) – One of the best ways to cure a hangover is to drink a banana milkshake with honey.

(2:08) – Podcast Numerology. Who’s your favorite to don #31? Reggie Miller? Donnie Shell? Greg Maddux? Zelmo Beaty?

(4:52) – @newscientist Magazine headlines:

1. Young great whites flipped upside down by hungry orcas.

2. Can’t focus due to a lack of sleep? Your brain needs a wash.

3. Small galaxy is home to a shockingly enormous black hole.

(7:51) – Four things happened to Coach when he attended a Kent State basketball game.

(13:45) – www.pghdivebartalk.com. Beer and pizza ratings, feel good songs and memes, great photos of you, the fans, and…surveys. Head over now to participate.

(15:22) – RIP Rodney Rogers (1971 – 2025). Coach has a few good stories about Rodney working his basketball camps. Rodney is one of only seven players in ACC history, and the only one from Wake Forest, to earn both ACC Freshman of the Year and ACC Player of the Year honors.

(18:58) – Dear Tiny vs. Dear Abby

1. My husband mentions his late girlfriend in his sleep. Should I be concerned?

2. I’m a senior widow dating an older man, but he constantly stares at other women. I’m trying not to be jealous, should I cut it off?

3. My wife of 31 years fight over politics. Our marriage counselor advised I change my political views. My wife has given me an ultimatum. What should I do?

(28:35) – Team handball stories

(38:21) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. An 18-year study concludes that those that drink in their late teens and 20s went on to higher levels of education and income than their sober counterparts.

2. An 18-year-old in Florida went to a Halloween party dressed in a prison jump suit. He was pulled over at 6AM and failed his sobriety test and was arrested.

3. A two-year old managed to order 31 cheeseburgers through a delivery service via his mother’s phone.

4. A tour guide in Germany is known as the Grumpy Guide. He snaps at tourists and berates them for stupid questions. Tours are sold out through next year.

(43:13) – The Movie Game

(47:47) – The Music Game

(52:46) – Argy Bargy

(54:11) – Hell’s Half Acre. Brooks Nader vs. Shemp’s Sister

(1:00:37) – Samurai Chatter

1. What is a question you are afraid to answer?

2. How can you improve the life of those around you?

3. What makes someone a hero?

4. How do you celebrate the things you have?

5. Rodney Dangerfield quote

130 - Dropping Bombs on Narco Drug Boats

Welcome to another riveting episode of PGH Dive Bar Talk, the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. On this week’s show, your hosts have new stories about living arrangements in college. It’s the last week for Season 3 of the Movie and Music Games. And lastly, what unsolved mystery or case would you like to know the truth about if you could know? JFK? DB Cooper? The Black Dahlia Murder? Jack the Ripper? Tune in to see what viewers and your hosts had to say. If there’s any you’d like for us to do a deep dive on, let us know. pghdivebartalk@gmail.com. And remember, tell ‘em where you got it!

(00:47) – Vodka can be used as a hair conditioner, cure jellyfish stings and an active bug repellant.

(1:33) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear #30? Paul Skenes? Roc Raines? Steph Curry?

(4:45) - @newscientist Magazine headlines:

1. We have been misled into thinking particles are fundamental.

2. Coffee beans extracted from civet waste are delicious.

3. Can sea slugs form abstract thoughts?

(6:19) – Photos of Prince Huckamuck and Meghan were deleted from Kris Kardashian’s birthday party posts.

(7:26) – The Prince of Pittsburgh attends a Veteran’s Day seminar hosted by the History Hobo. Hilarity ensues.

(10:34) – www.pghdivebartalk.com. Our website is still dressed to impress. Head over to take surveys, offer opinions, check out pictures, beer and pizza reviews and everything the show has to offer.

(13:11) – Dear Tiny

1. Why can’t my husband take the extra step and put his dirty dishes from the sink into the dishwasher?

2. I suspect my girlfriend is seeing someone on the side, what should I do?

(17:35) – One Year Plus One Day. Your hosts have college stories that have something to do with housing. Tune in to see if your dorm life or apartments resembled anything like theirs did, or as they remember it.

(32:20) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. A 77-year-old Frenchman fell off his bike into a 130-foot ravine coming home from the market. He was found three days later OK. He survived by drinking the wine he purchased at the store.

2. An 85-year-old Frenchman accidentally embarked on a 932-mile road trip across Europe after a GPS error led him from France to Croatia instead of to a nearby doctor’s office.

3. A Russian husband stages stolen care to avoid shopping with his wife.

4. A woman in Hopkinsville, Kentucky, mistakenly received a package containing two human arms and four human fingers packed in ice after a courier mix-up.

(37:29) – The Movie Game

(42:09) – The Music Game

(48:55) – Would You Rather. Brooks Nader vs. Valentina Garzon

(56:04) – Samurai Chatter

1. Unsolved cases/mysteries

2. Groucho Marx quote

129 – Back In Time

We have a great show for you today, on the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. Find out which one of your hosts is ruder. We recap this month’s Beer Night. The 40th edition of Dear Tiny, already? The Movie and Music games are coming down to the wire. How much would it take for you to choose Kojak in this week’s Hell’s Half Acre? Let us know and remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

(1:42) – Bees should embrace alcoholic honey from fermented flower nectar.

(3:20) – Podcast Numerology: Your favorite athlete to wear #29? Eric Dickerson? John Smoltz? The Ol’ Two Niner? Perhaps Don Schwall?

(7:01) - @newscientist magazine headlines

1. Nature is showing us a ring when it’s in the formation stage which is very luck for us.

2. Early hominin had a firm handshake.

3. A fossil find rewrites how sauropods got their long necks.

(9:06) – Living Legend Zelda makes an on-screen appearance. And hammers the camera the rest of the show.

(9:09) – Beer Night recap.

(10:54) – Prince Huckamuck is back in the PGHDBT news.

(12:55) – we are www.pghdivebartalk.com. We have new surveys on our website. It’s fun place to see all things related to the show. Tons of pics, beer and pizza reviews, and more! Check it out, you’ll be glad you did.

(15:38) – Dear Tiny

1. We’re pregnant with our first child, should we introduce and celebrate imaginary characters, ie. Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, etc. Also, if it’s a boy, should it be circumcised?

2. My wife and I came up with five people we can sleep with. Why is she upset that I chose her sister, her cousin, her best friend, my secretary, and the checkout girl at Giant Eagle?

(20:58) – Who is ruder between the Prince of Pittsburgh and Tiny? See the tale of the tape.

(23:49) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents…Facts of the Week

1. A Florida woman is suing Sea World when a duck struck her while riding a roller coaster.

2. 74-year-old, Mohan Lal faked his own death to see how many would show up at his funeral.

3. 38-year-old, Takua Higashimoto received over 1,000 free meals over a two-year period by scamming food delivery apps.

4. Dagobert Renouf paid for his wedding by selling advertisements on his suit jacket.

(29:41) – The Movie Game

(34:20) – The Music Game

(37:38) – Argy Bargy

(38:41) – Hell’s Half Acre. Lindsay Lohan vs. Kojak

(44:22) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather be left behind in the Amazon jungle or out in the ocean from scuba diving?

2. Would you rather be manager of the Pittsburgh Zoo or the Pittsburgh Pirates?

3. Would you rather have beers with John Blutarsky or Dr. Emmett Brown?

4. You’re on a raft and you can only save one, Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler or Ray Ramano.

5. Steven Wright quote

128 - The Grunge of Charlotte

Welcome to PGH Dive Bar Talk. Hurricane Melissa was a Category 5 for 36 hours, we’ve been a Category 5 podcast going on 12 months! Suck on the Melissa! This week, Dear Tiny squares off with Dear Abby and you’ll want to see how he does. From there, Coach tells his story of going from good to bad in less than 90 minutes. Even for him, it’s pretty hard to believe. Tell ‘em where you got it!

(1:50) – Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass. We know someone has experienced that in our presence!

(4:34) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear #28? Marshall Faulk? Adrian Peterson? Steve Blass?

(6:35) - @newscientist magazine headlines:

1. King Richard III may have had severe gum disease and cavities when he died.

2. We’ve found a new reason why naked mole rats live so long.

3. A black hole fell into a star and ate it’s way out.

4. Selfish sperm pose genetic risk.

(8:57) – The Prince of Pittsburgh had a minivacation at Kent. And it, of course, included a trip or two to Dominik’s where someone surprisingly recognizes him. He also made his way to the student union where the information desk is full of anything but good information to prospective students.

(13:07) – Megan and Prince Huckamuck attended a World Series game…you guessed it…without their kids!

(14:02) – Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com for new polls/surveys, photos, feel good songs and memes…every day. Nominate your favorite dive bar, submit a question to Dear Tiny and much, much more!

(16:53) – Dear Abby vs. Dear Tiny

1. My husband has isolated himself almost entirely from the outside world and my social life is suffering. Is there a solution?

2. After calling off our engagement, my boyfriend and I have reached a very good point in our relationship. However, we live nearly two hours apart and see each other sporadically. I don’t believe in living together before marriage and we spend more time apart than together. What do I do?

3. My sister has always been a liar and manipulator. My parents died 20 years ago and she has trashed their memory to anyone that will listen. I feel like she’s only saying things just to pick a fight with me. What should I do?

(26:21) – Coach has a story of going from really good to really bad in a fashion only he can describe.

(33:42) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. Scientists found internet users are more inclined to click on offensive material. Sign us up!

2. A South Carolina couple rigged their house to appear to be on fire for Halloween. It was so realistic people were calling the fire department!

3. Pope Leo XIV reminds a Cubs fan they lost in the playoffs.

4. Nelson Remington, of Yorkshire, ate a seven pound bag of gummies in three days. He said he experienced severe pain and ended up spending six days in intensive care with an inflamed colon.

(38:18) – The Movie Game

(41:59) – The Music Game

(45:37) – Argy Bargy. So long LA Fitness

(47:44) – Would You Rather. Parker Posey vs. Nicole Kidman

(54:09) – Samurai Chatter

1. What is a dream you’ve given up on?

2. How do you want to be remembered?

3. What is something you wished you’d done earlier in life?

4. What things in life should be free?

5. Yogi Berra quote

127 - The Calorie Hummer

Happy Halloween! When you see what they’re wearing, you’ll think your hosts are fearless; however, this week, they’ll tell stories of times they were afraid. Tune in to hear what it takes to scare your favorite podcasters. There’s plenty of tricks and treats to be had. Remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

(2:44) – In 2018, the most expensive bottle of vodka was stolen and found empty at a construction site. The gold, silver and diamond bottle cap was intact.

(3:36) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear #27? Do you know of any?

(7:50) - @newscientist magazine headlines:

1. The anatomy of the belly button is almost completely unreported.

2. Ravenous rogue planet rages through space.

3. NASA asteroid deflection test has a puzzling outcome.

(9:44) – The Prince of Pittsburgh attends the Steelers Spooktacular (not to be confused with the game from Sunday night. Oofa.)

(12:03) – Chloe Kardasian needs to find one of our hosts as soon as humanly possible.

(12:56) – The Pittsburgh Walk of Fame spelled Micheal Keaton’s name wrong as part of the first induction ceremony.

(15:01) – www.pghdivebartalk.com surveys are still the hottest thing on the internet. Make sure you get in on the action. All the cool kids are doing it!

(18:30) – Dear Tiny

1. I disassembled my girlfriend’s wheelchair after a recent fight we had. Guess who came crawling back?

2. My wife suggested we have a cheat day as part of our weight loss program. This past Wednesday, she brought home McDonald’s, I brought home my secretary. Can she please be more specific next time?

(23:16) – Tales from the Cathedral. Scary stories from your hosts.

(33:41) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

1. Argentinian man shocks mourners by showing up to his own funeral alive.

2. British man sails Celtic Sea via bathtub and motor.

3. North Korea bans “capitalist” breast implants. Calls them “un-socilaist”.

4. Chinese woman swallows eight live frogs to cure back pain. Gets sick.

(39:04) – The Movie Game

(44:16) – The Music Game

(47:09) – Argy Bargy

(48:53) – Hell’s Half Acre. Eva Longoria vs. The Pelican…Upset Alert!

(54:02) – Samurai Chatter

1. When was the last time you rode a roller coster? When do you plan on doing it again?

2. When was the last time you had a milkshake? When do you plan on having one next?

3. When was the last time you rode a bicycle? When do you plan on riding one again?

4. Rodney Dangerfield quote

126 - Lava Tubes of Venus

How many of you are ready for another week of your favorite and only Category 5 podcast?...Awesome. This week, your podcast heroes have work stories to tell. But first, we pay tribute to our friend we lost this week, Randy Wiel. Do yourself a favor and go watch Episodes 41 & 42 to see our two part interview with the most interesting person we know. And tell ‘em where you got it.

(2:11) – Once per day, a winery in Spain sets out a glass of sherry and a tiny ladder for the mice to drink.

(3:23) – Podcast Numerology: Who is your favorite athlete to wear #26? Saquon Barkley? Wade Boggs? Adrian Peterson?

(5:04) - @newscientist magazine headlines:

1. Mummified cheetahs may have been trapped in caves.

2. Venus has lava tubes and they’re surprisingly wide.

3. Ultracold clocks could reveal how quantum physics alters time.

(8:01) – How many of you had an iPod? Awesome…

(10:33) – Coach attends a seminar about local artists.

(14:30) – Please Stand By…

(15:28) – www.pghdivebartalk.com. More surveys for your online pleasure. Head over and take your picks!:av

(17:59) – RIP to Randy Wiel. A great friend and the most interesting person we know. He is the only two-time interview in podcast history. You will be missed. Salute to you.

(19:52) – Dear Tiny

1. How often is too often to spank my monkey?

2. Did Al Bundy provide me sound relationship advice when he suggested I stick a potato in my shorts?

3. Should I be honest with my wife about my lifestyle before we met?

(27:18) – It’s not all fun and games when it comes to this podcast. Hear some work stories from your hosts that include a high speed police chase and Anheuser-Busch’s Bud Man on campus! To watch the police chase video clink this link: • East Bound and Down

(41:27) – The Movie Game

(46:18) – The Music Game

(50:16) – Argy Bargy

(53:59) – Would You Rather – Brooke Shields vs. Courtney Cox

(1:02:42) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather ride in a helicopter or a hot air balloon?

2. Would you rather be able to teleport to anywhere in the real world or be able to travel into fictional settings?

3. Would you rather have beers with Tom or Jerry?

4. Assuming all were alive and you can only save one, who would you save out of Charles Manson, Adolf Hitler or Rosie O’Donnell?

5. Groucho Marx quote

125 - ...And The Green Bay Packers...

Welcome to another week of your favorite podcast. We have another great show for you today. We recap Beer Night from last week and we tell stories about old teammates. We finish up Season 2 of the Movie and Music Games and we learn more intimate details about your hosts in Samurai Chatter. Tune in for all the fun and tell ‘em where you got it.

(1:09) – We’re coming up on a full year of being a Category 5 podcast. The only one in the universe! Suck on that hurricanes!

(1:45) – Russia banned the sale of vodka during World War I and the government noticed a drop of over 1/3 of their income.

(2:25) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear #25? Barry Bonds? Mark McGwire? Ryan Clark? Kevin Stevens?

(5:25) - @newscientist magazine headlines:

1. The great migration of the wildebeests is less than we expected.

2. Jupiter is smaller and more squashed than we expected.

3. Childhood obesity is more common than malnutrition.

(7:07) – Beer Night recap

(8:10) – Someone @LAFitness is destroying the podcast business cards!

(9:32) – Megan Huckamuck is back traveling the world without her kids.

(10:20) – www.pghdivebartalk.com has new surveys for your entertainment. Make sure check out everything we have going on including building your favorite Halloween candy lineup.

(13:43) – Tips from the Prince of Pittsburgh on how to close your pool for the winter.

(14:22) – Dear Tiny

1. Is it true you tried to pursue a romantic relationship with the girl from Southington that dominated you on the football field in high school?

2. My husband said we should stop spending money and not travel. I just got back from vacation and saved 50% by going without him, so what’s the issue?

(19:23) – Teammate stories from each of your hosts.

(29:02) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. Bay Area resident Lisa Catalano created a billboard and taxi-top campaign to find a husband after becoming frustrated with dating apps.

2. Residents of San Rafeal are on edge over a mean squirrel.

3. The 10th Annual World Cup of Grave Digging recently took place in Hungary.

4. Florida resident decides to punish neighbor who was feeding his pet peacocks against his wishes by killing them and using them as food.

(34:59) – The Movie Game – Season 2 Finale

(39:04) – The Music Game – Season 2 Finale

(43:22) – Argy Bargy

(44:22) – Hell’s Half Acre – Megan Fox vs. Twin Spires

(50:39) – Samurai Chatter

1. What would your life look like if you took a completely different path?

2. Who do you admire most?

3. What is a dream that you are still chasing?

4. If you died today, what would you regret not doing?

5. Steven Wright quote

124 - Save the Tiger

Welcome to PGH Dive Bar Talk, we have a great show for you today. Amusing Buffoonery is back to give you the best of the Prince of Pittsburgh social media. The Movie and Music Games are coming down to the wire under the new format and we ask our hosts, what would your occupation be if not what you’re doing now in Samurai Chatter. Tune in for all the fun and remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

(1:08) Researchers say there are four types of drunks. Which one are you? Coach added a category for Tiny…the Alan Harper Forgot My Wallet drunk…

1. The Hemingway

2. The Mary Poppins

3. The Nutty Professor

4. The Mr. Hyde

5. Coach added a category for Tiny…the Alan Harper Forgot My Wallet drunk…

(3:30) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to don the #24 jersey? Kobe Bryant? Ken Griffey, Jr.? Charles Woodson? Willie Mays?

(5:15) – www.pghdivebartalk.com. The new surveys are up. Go check them out and cast your vote. While you’re there, tune in to the happy song of the week.

(7:38) - @newscientist Magazine headlines:

1. The oldest human mummies were smoke-dried.

2. Long COVID may make your periods longer and heavier.

(9:42) – PA high school football teams asking for mercy before the game. Huh?

(12:28) – We have the best fans that continue to support the show and our causes. Shout out to Tom M.!

(16:28) – Dear Tiny

1. Why don’t men like to dance?

2. Is it OK to fake my orgasm and are men offended if I try to coach ‘em up?

3. My girlfriend asked me if a tiger attacked her and her mother, who would I save? I said the tiger, was I wrong?

(23:09) – Amusing Buffoonery

(34:08) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. A controversial turnstile was recently installed on a popular hiking trail in the Dolomites by private landowners to protest against overtourism in Italy.

2. Australian regulators approve a new vaccine to help koala bears with chlamydia.

3. A British anesthetist abandoned a patient mid-surgery to have sex with a nurse.

4. Several competitors at the 2025 World Stone Skimming Championships on the Scottish island of Easdale were disqualified for shaping their stones.

(42:06) – The Movie Game

(47:23) – The Music Game

(51:35) – Would You Rather…Jennifer Grey vs. Demi Moore (Dirty Dancing vs. Striptease)

(58:09) – Samurai Chatter

1. If you had a do-over and could choose a different profession, what would you do?

2. Yogi Berra quote

123 - 1,000 Tons on the Sun

Easy as 1…2…3…Welcome to PGH Dive Bar Talk, the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. You will not find another one. This week, your hosts tell you why it’s not all butterflies and rainbows living out in the country. Hear how they’ve had to battle nature in their respective homesteads. And hear the Prince of Pittsburgh complain about himself this week in Argy Bargy. And remember, tell ‘em where you got it. You ol’ hamburgs!

(1:23) – A buttload of wine is 129 gallons.

(2:05) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear #23? Black Jesus, Michael Jordan? LeBron James? Don Mattingly?

(4:20) - @newscientist Magazine Headlines:

1. The solution to persistent snot may be more snot from other people.

2. Smartphone use on the toilet may raise the risk of hemorrhoids.

3. Roughly 150 million years ago, baby pterodactyl flew into storms causing them to crash into lagoons and drown.

(7:30) – Coach had a good day yesterday. He went to see Spinal Tap II: The End Continues (two thumbs up!), and overdid it on the popcorn. What a day!

(13:40) – www.pghdivebartalk.com , remember, new surveys are up every week. Don’t be a Tiny, head over and tell us what you think. You can be part of the chart!

(16:23) – And now a word from Tiny…We are closing in on 2200 subscribers on YouTube. So please, if you haven’t subscribed, please do so. It helps the show. Cheat the system and subscribe with every email you have, they won’t know! And we are still available on Spotify and iTunes for your viewing and listening pleasure.

(17:34) – Dear Tiny

1. I’m worried my panty hamster is about to close for good from a lack of use. What should I do?

2. What is a good gift idea for my wife for her birthday? Jewelry?

(23:36) – If that ain’t country…hear your hosts’ trials and tribulations of living in the country.

(35:15) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week Rapid Fire Edition. This is only the second time we’ve ever done this on the show. There’s too many facts to count. You’ll just have to tune in to hear them all!

(43:02) – The Movie Game

(47:33) – The Music Game

(52:01) – Argy Bargy

(53:24) – Hell’s Half Acre. Scarlett Johannson vs. Orthodontist Model

(58:54) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather wear a suit of armor every time you go out or clown shoes all the time?

2. Assuming the pay is the same, would you rather be a teacher or a landscaper?

3. Would you rather have drinks with Yogi Bear or the Pink Panther?

4. You have a life raft and you can save one of these three from the Big Bang Theory: Sheldon, Leonard or Howard?

5. Rodney Dangerfield quote

122 - Double Deuce is Hangin' Loose

Baby, if you’re feeling good…baby, if you’re feelin’ nice…you know your podcast is working hard, it’s worth a deuce. Welcome to the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. Tune in this week as we tell stories about times we were put in bad situations that weren’t our fault. If you are an Eastern Hellbender, why do you need nicknames like the Mud Devil, Mud Dog, Lasagna Lizard or Snot Otter? Samurai Chatter has plenty of thought provoking questions for you to get to know your hosts on an intimate level. Who doesn’t want that? Remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

(1:18) - The Finnish word for getting drunk alone at home in your underwear is kalsarikännit. The term literally translates to "underpants drunkenness" and is also sometimes anglicized as "pantsdrunk".

(1:57) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear #22? Emmitt Smith, Doug Flutie, Andrew McCutchen?

(4:00) - @newscientist Magazine headlines

1. Miniature engine reveals weirdness of microscopic physics.

2. An ancient croc may have dined on dinosaurs.

3. Only half of calories produced actually make it to people’s plates.

(6:35) – Coach recaps his week, including Penguins practice. Gino’s in regular season form! Also lunch with a long-time Living Legend, Cindy. From there, it was a seminar about the native animals of W’ern Penna. This includes the scourge of the Cathedral…the beaver!!

(14:00) – The website continues to impress, www.pghdivebartalk.com. Head over for new weekly surveys, tons of photos and fun related to the show.

(17:13) – Dear Tiny

1. Are you an AI humanoid robot designed to be God’s gift to women?

2. Can you recommend any toys of pleasure? (Hertzy’s nub and hook aren’t available in stores!)

3. Should I pursue a romantic relationship with a friend of over 50 years at the cost of losing the friendship if it doesn’t work out?

(25:02) – Three stories from your hosts involving being put in bad situations that were not by fault of Tiny or the Prince of Pittsburgh.

(33:39) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. A British office manager was awarded nearly £30,000 in compensation after an employment tribunal ruled she was unfairly dismissed for calling her bosses "d*ckheads".

2. Nurse in Kentucky revives drunken raccoon via CPR.

3. Wild pigs are turning neon blue in California.

4. Seattle ship captain arrested for being intoxicated, over six times the legal limit.

(38:26) – The Movie Game

(42:27) – The Music Game

(45:43) – Argy Bargy

(47:05) – Would You Rather. Alix Earle vs. Nicole William English

(53:58) – Samurai Chatter

1. What is your greatest skill?

2. When was the last time you embarrassed yourself?

3. Who do you sometimes compare yourself to?

4. What one task would make today a success?

5. What would you like to change about yourself?

6. Groucho Marx quote

121 - Dirty Dozens

Welcome to another great episode your favorite podcast, the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. This week, Tiny’s ol’ ball coach, Ed Pikna, is in studio to join your hosts for the fun. Two coaches, one Tiny. He’s in trouble. Hilarity ensues. Remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

(00:38) – Early shoutouts this week to Living Legend, Tom, for sending the hosts a bottle of Chicken Cock Bourbon Whiskey. We appreciate the gesture and encourage everyone to continue to shower us with gifts! And to Mrs. Harrelson for the Prince of Pittsburgh’s new shirt!

(2:25) – Large amounts of hops improve cognitive function.

(3:57) – Podcast Numerology. There’s no debating this one. 21 goes to the great Roberto Clemente. No point in looking it up.

(4:40) - @newscientist magazine headlines

1. Uranus’ newest moon could be one of many more.

2. Artificial superfood for bees boosts their colony.

3. The brain doesn’t reorganize itself after amputation.

(6:40) – Prince Huckamuck met with his father for the first time in 18 months and the meeting lasted less than an hour.

(7:12) – Beer Night recap

(7:52) – Where were you on 9/11?

(9:42) – www.pghdivebartalk.com is still rated G. There’s a new weekly survey. Head out and cast your vote!

(12:20) – Ed Pikna in studio. Coaches have stories and they’re always entertaining. Tune in to hear some of Ed’s and know we can have him back for even more!

(34:50) – The Movie Game

(40:08) – The Music Game

(43:33) – Dear Tiny

(45:26) – Argy Bargy. More Buccos baseball!

(47:57) – Hell’s Half Acre. Selma Hayek vs. King Tut’s Nana

(52:53) – Samurai Chatter

1. Shots!

2. Coach’s Corner with Coach Pikna

3. Who is your most disliked pro football team?

4. Who is your most disliked college football team?

5. Steven Wright quote

120 – Emotional Support Animals

We may not show it at the beginning, but we ramp up to a Category 5 podcast in no time to bring you this week’s show. This week, the Prince of Pittsburgh highlights his trip to Kent for the start of the football season that could double as an argy bargy and Tiny recaps his 30th high school reunion he attended last week. Be sure you tell ‘em where you got it.

(1:49) – The Guiness Book of World Records was founded by Sir Hugh Beaver, the managing director of Guinness Brewery, as a source to settle disputes.

(2:54) – Podcast Numerology – Who is your favorite athlete to don the number 20? Mike Schmidt? Frank Robinson? Gary Payton? Barry Sanders? Elmo Plaskett?

(4:20) - @newscientist Magazine headlines:

1. Squirrels have a highly flexible subtalar joint.

2. Living at higher altitudes can help child obesity.

3. The evolutionary tree for modern humans may be bushier than originally thought.

(5:59) – Protestors at Kent were really mad about a lot of things and none in attendance were easy on the eyes.

(7:32) – Mrs. Huckamuck details how she didn’t feel well being away at a royal event for three weeks without her children.

(8:45) – The website, www.pghdivebartalk.com, is full of great stuff. Pictures, feel-good song of the day, games, surveys, links to all episodes and it’s all rated G for general audiences.

(11:00) – Please Stand By…

(12:43) – Dear Tiny vs. Dear Abby. Three questions. Hear Abby’s response, hear Tiny’s response. You be the judge as to who provides more sound advice.

(21:36) – Stories from last week.

(30:59) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze. Historic Facts of the Week.

1. Surgeon Robert Liston was considered the fastest surgeon in the West. He also managed a 300% mortality rate in one procedure.

2. 46 B.C. was 445 days long.

3. Alexander the Great named over 70 cities after himself and conquered over 2 million square miles of Earth’s surface. All before the age of 30!

4. Two years later, he was buried alive!!

(35:04) – The Movie Game

(39:50) – The Music Game

(44:50) – Argy Bargy. Easily the most frequent topic…Your Battling Buccos!!

(47:39) – Would You Rather…Sarah Rafferty vs. Kate Walsh

(54:32) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather swap bodies with a good friend for a day or a total stranger?

2. Would you rather have your dream job but earn only enough to cover basic needs or a job you hate that makes you rich?

3. Would your rather have drinks with Bugs Bunny or Scooby Doo?

4. You can only save one in your life raft, Seinfeld, Kramer or George Costanza. Who do you save?

5. Yogi Berra quote

119 – The Council of Drunken Fools

We have another great show in store for you this week as we get into stories of bad karma. As if all our stories aren’t about bad karma…

(1:53) – If only your hosts were alive in Russia in the 1600s, they could have served on the Council of Drunken Fools under Peter the Great. Who is better qualified? I dare you to name them!

(3:13) – Podcast Numerology. Who’s your favorite athlete to wear #19? Johnny Unitas? Willis Reed? Steve Yzerman? Tony Gwynn?

(5:01) - @newscientist magazine headlines:

1. Siberian ice mummy found covered in animal tattoos.

2. A whopper of a stick insect weighs as much as a golf ball.

3. Ancient pots contained 2500-year-old honey.

(7:29) – Updated Death Pool Odds presented by Living Legend, Guru!

(8:59) – LA Fitness keeps taking PGHDBT business cards off their table. That ain’t right!

(10:36) – Southern Hemisphere facts you need to know.

(11:26) – Tiny to the rescue! What a guy!

(13:07) – Pay attention to our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com. Things are picking up. Now with more games, more surveys, more, more, more!

(15:33) – Dear Tiny

1. I went on a date and she asked if I wear boxers or briefs. I said, depends. Why did she abruptly end our date?

2. My wife asked me to give our kids a talk on drugs, but I don’t make much sense when I’m high. What should I do?

(20:57) – You reap what you sow. Bad karma stories.

(28:54) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

1. Pearl is the planet’s old living chicken at the tender age of 14 and survived a broken leg, chickenpox, and a raccoon attack.

2. 30-year-old Mexican woman won a 39-mile ultra marathon race with no training all while wearing handmade scandals.

3. Australia’s University of Technology at Sydney advised soon-to-be-fired employees to bake a dessert, start a tea ritual or tackle a task they’ve been dreading to handle the stress of losing their jobs.

4. 56-year-old Kulthum Akbari has been accused of killing 11 husbands.

(36:53) – The Movie Game

(40:59) – The Music Game

(45:43) – Argy Bargy

(49:19) – Hell’s Half Acre. Sandra Bullock vs. Dracula’s Sister

(54:26) – Samurai Chatter

1. What have you been procrastinating on?

2. When was the last time you argued ferociously?

3. What have you recently lost interest in?

4. How do you deal with loneliness?

5. When do you regret not speaking up?

6. Rodney Dangerfield quote

118 - Everybody Huang Ping Tonight

We have a good show for you today. Your favorite podcast was at the track this week. PGHDBT sponsored a horse race at the Meadows and somehow Guru and Tori came away as the big winners. Whips and gambling, part of every wholesome environment! Hear about it all on this week’s show.

(1:52) – Fruit flies drink alcohol when they feel sexually frustrated.

(2:42) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite #18? Peyton Manning? Darryl Strawberry? Andy Van Slyke?

(4:55) - @newscientist Magazine headlines

1. Covert viruses may be messing with honeybee flight.

2. Older eggs don’t rack up mutations in their mitochondria.

3. Keep an eye out for usually bright stars, any one of them could be civilizations downfall!

(7:20) – Hurricane Erin update. We compare a Category 3 hurricane to a Category 5 podcast with visuals. Look out!

(9:03) – Racing at the Meadows recap including Race 4 sponsored by PGHDBT.

(14:41) – www.pghdivebartalk.com. Now with graphs! More games and surveys for your entertainment. Check out all of our photos from the Meadows.

(19:10) – Dear Tiny

1. How do I know if it’s time for a penial reduction?

2. Why put white lines on the road when everyone ignores them?

3. Everyone wants a piece of that @ss!

4. Are you as afraid of your wife as Coach is?

(28:55) – 2nd grade answers

1. What do you want to learn to do?

2. If you grew to be 40 feet tall, what would you do?

(35:18) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

1. Adult pacifiers are becoming popular in China.

2. Huang Ping has lost his battle for his home that blocked the roadway in China.

3. The Mianhua Library is becoming quite the destination spot.

4. To scare wolves away from livestock, farmers are using drones to play audio of humans arguing in an attempt to scare them away.

(42:55) – The Movie Game

(48:12) – The Music Game

(51:54) – Argy Bargy

(52:58) – Would You Rather. Cheryl Burke vs. Brooke Burke

(58:47) – Samurai Chatter

1. If you had a magic wand, what would you change in the world?

2. Groucho Marx quote

#117 - Kentucky Bath House

Welcome to the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. We will never be downgraded. We also know when we’re not wanted. PGHDBT money must not be green enough for the Meadows, they won’t cash our check to sponsor a horse race. AND, the Sharon Herald refuses to publish our press release. So F ‘em both! We also have some Amusing Buffoonery from Coach’s socials. Tune in to hear our reactions and much more. Tell ‘em where you got it!

(1:50) – Alcohol fact: Bees can get drunk from fermented nectar. But drunken bees can return to the hive and be attacked by other bees and have their legs bitten off.

(3:28) – Podcast Numerology: Favorite athletes to wear #17? Shohei Ohtani? Josh Allen? Mark Grace? John Havlicek? Chris Mullin? Johnny Dickshot (he wore 15 and 17 for your PBC).

(5:35) – @newscientist magazine headlines

1. Your frenemies could be aging you as much as smoking.

2. Neanderthals probably feasted on maggots.

3. Octopuses also fall for the rubber hand illusion.

(7:53) – Go Golden Flashes! GO!

(10:40) – From bad to worse, but your Pittsburgh Pirates have the Prince’s attention.

(11:57) – More show updates including the Meadows shunning our offer to sponsor a race and the Sharon Herald ignoring our press release. Who needs ‘em!!

(13:05) – Coach’s extraordinary trip to the dentist.

(16:31) – Head over to our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com for new games, reviews, surveys.

(18:00) – We welcome our newest Living Legend, Tom M.!

(19:17) – Dear Tiny

1. My car makes an annoying noise, where should I start?

2. My husband’s surgery has had adverse effects on our relationship, what should I do?

(23:25) – Amusing Buffoonery. Highlights from the Prince’s social media.

(33:46) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. Leo, a cat from New Zealand, has stolen over 150 items from the public.

2. An unwashed sock, once worn by Michael Jackson on stage, sold for more than $8,000 at auction.

3. Rescue workers in British Columbia rescue hikers from dense woods. The ground crew found one camper…not in distress…but, belting out songs from Nickelback.

(40:19) – The Movie Game

(45:47) – The Music Game

(49:16) – Hell’s Half Acre. Sydney Sweeney vs. Hook-Nosed Henrietta

(55:45) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather binge watch TV for 24 hours or not watch TV at all for a month?

2. Would you rather have a permanent clown nose or permanent clown wig?

3. Would you rather have drinks with Fred Flintstone or George Jetson?

4. Three people are drowning, you can save one…Larry, Moe or Curly?

5. Steven Wright quote

#116 - Hunting Bullfrogs For Some Frog Giggin’

Everything we do on this week’s show is perfectly legal. We checked. Welcome to Episode 116 of the only Category 5 podcast in the universe and the most puzzling podcast in the northern hemisphere, home to 89% of the world’s population. Look it up. This week, your hosts have stories about things that happened to them in the last seven days. So if you’re not up to date, it will be old news by the time you’re reading this! Remember, tell ‘em where you got it!

(2:12) – Wisconsin has the same number of bars as California despite having 85% less population.

(2:49) – Who is your most favorite athlete to wear #16? Al Oliver, Whitey Ford? Bobby Hull? Bob Lanier? Joe Montana?

(5:10) – @newscientist magazine headlines

1. Small worms develop a taste for microplastics.

2. Obesity may come in 11 types.

3. Weird galaxies have been spotted surprisingly nearby.

(7:19) – PGHDBT isn’t getting the attention it deserves. The Meadows has not responded to our request to host a race at the track. AND the @sharonherald has not posted our press release.

(10:00) – Prince Huckamuck’s contract with @netflix will not be renewed.

(11:00) – Head over to our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com. We have new contests, song of the day, meme of the day and tons of photos. The two new surveys include fast food restaurants and eliminating two foods for life out of four.

(14:34) – Dear Tiny

1. What is the best place to get really great tickets to concerts? What about pretty good place to get a concert for a reasonable price.

2. For the Prince of Pittsburgh, same questions, but for sporting events?

3. At my favorite wing place, the waitress asked if I wanted a dry rub, by the look of her face when I answered, did I not understand the question?

(21:11) – This week at the dive bar. Stories that happened to your hosts this past week.

(36:05) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

1. Gangs of monkeys in a Balinese temple are stealing tourists items such as cell phones and sunglasses and holding them ransom in return for food.

2. A 76-year old traveled to France to marry a 38-year old beauty queen to find out he has been scammed.

3. The Chuck E. Cheese mascot at the Tallahassee restaurant chain was arrested on site for theft and fraud.

(40:00) – The Movie Game

(44:20) – The Music Game

(46:59) – Argy Bargy…You bikers!

(48:28) – Would You Rather. Victoria Justice vs. Kate Upton

(55:47) – Samurai Chatter

1. You have $20,000 to spend in 1 hour in 1 store, where are you going?

2. Yogi Berra quote

#115 – Flowing With Flora

Have you ever been to the free wine fountain Caldari di Ortona, Italy? If you have, let us know. We have not and, as alcohol influencers, think we need to do something about that. What that is, we have no idea! On this week’s show, your hosts have stories about concerts and sporting events. And remember, tell ‘em about the only Category 5 podcast in the universe!

(2:05) – Who is your favorite athlete to wear #15? Is it Patrick Mahomes? Bart Starr? Vince Carter? Johnny Dickshot? Doug Drabek?

(3:59) – @newscientist magazine headlines

1. New type of plasma wave found in Jupiter’s auroras.

2. Oldest protein found in 18 million year-old teeth.

3. Thirsty city trees drink water from leaky pipes.

(5:52) – Prince Huckamuck sends out an olive branch to the royals.

(6:54) – What does it take to get the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue? The Prince of Pittsburgh is here to answer that question for you. Did Livvy Dunne satisfy his every desire? Tune in to find out.

(9:42) – Which is worse at the gym? Someone talking too loudly on their phone or talking to themselves?

(11:01) – Is Coach too paranoid? Have requests to sponsor a race at the Meadows and press releases sent to our local newspapers fallen on def ears? Is his money not green?

(16:42) – www.pghdivebartalk.com has new contests in which to participate. Head over to check it out. You can also find all previous episodes to the show and all things PGHDBT.

(17:14) – Dear Tiny

1. Nobody remembers my birthday, what should I do?

2. What is the best jarred spaghetti sauce? Noodles? Garlic bread or bread with oil?

3. God’s been busy these past few days…Being close to him, can you let him know Bob Nutting is my favorite baseball owner.

4. My wife asked me to treat her like I did on the first date, why is she mad that I dropped her off at her parents’ house?

(26:27) – Trails We Have Crept. Stories from your hosts about a concerts and sporting events.

(26:40) – Thanks again to Greg J. for the cigars! Great addition to the show.

(43:39) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

1. Wisconsin couple is the first in the US to win the Wife Carrying World Championship.

2. Lauren Lombardi sued the Blue Angels for distressing her elderly cat that led to euthanasia.

3. A Florida woman, Cynthia Diaz Sosa, was arrested in Key West after allegedly spraying bear mace at another driver in a road rage incident involving a chicken.

4. A Grub Hub delivery driver was arrested for reckless driving. The arresting officers made the pizza delivery on the driver’s behalf.

(48:03) – The Movie Game

(51:31) – The Music Game

(55:00) – Argy Bargy: GMBC

(59:25) – Hell’s Half Acre…J-Lo vs. Bug-Eyed Betty

(1:04:35) – Samurai Chatter

1. What is a recent compliment you received?

2. What lifts your spirits when life gets you down?

3. What memory makes you smile?

4. What is your favorite thing to do outside?

5. Rodney Dangerfield quote

Episode 114 – I Don't Pee as Much When I Sweat

350,000 views and gaining momentum, welcome to PGH Dive Bar Talk! The only Category 5 podcast in the universe and the most puzzling podcast in the northern hemisphere. We celebrate women here on the show. This week, we tell stories of disappointment…and it won’t be the last time one of us disappoints a woman to be sure. Tune it as we sweat out another banger in the Cathedral. It’s hotter than 40 Harrys. And be sure to tell ‘em where you got it.

(1:32) – A group of students in Maryland consumed so much alcohol at a party that the air inside the house registered on the breathalyzer.

(2:32) – Podcast Numerology. Who’s your favorite athlete to wear #14? Is it the Prince of Pittsburgh himself? Is it Pete Rose? Neil O’Donnell?

(4:22) - @newscientist Magazine headlines:

1. Protocells self-assemble on micrometeorites.

2. Ancient Egyptian genomes hints at links with Mesopotamia.

3. DNA reveals secret of Roman Empire’s favorite sauce.

(6:10) – The Prince attended another seminar. This time it was Pittsburgh and World War II. How many of you can sing along to Over There?

(11:15) – Welcome all Boston Fish Pedalers. We are your new patron podcast!

(14:47) – www.pghdivebartalk.com is still rated G. There’s games, trivia, links to all shows, photos. And new this week, pick your favorite deli meats and hard candies!

(18:58) – Dear Tiny

1. Shoutout to Greg J. for sending the show some complimentary cigars. They are really good. We appreciate the gesture. And we’re always willing to accept freebies!

2. Do you feel you deserve more respect than you get from your cohost?

3. Have you ever considered taking the show on the road to promote the podcast?

4. How can I become a better criminal?

(26:57) – Stories of disappointment involving anniversaries, losing jobs and death in the family...

(36:44) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. Gerry Layton purchased a slice of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip's 1947 wedding cake for roughly $3,669 USD.

2. The active ingredient in psychedelic mushrooms increases the cellular lifespan of human cells.

3. Jack White got his first cell phone for his 50th birthday.

4. 62-year old Frenchman leaves his wife at a rest stop and travels more than 200 miles before he realizes his mistake.

(43:15) – The Movie Game

(47:40) – The Music Game

(50:49) – Agry Bargy

(51:54) – Would You Rather…Shay Mitchell or Eiza Gonzalez

(1:00:28) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather meet your favorite celebrity and embarrass yourself or never meet them at all?

2. Would you rather eat dessert before every meal or never eat dessert again?

3. Would you rather have beers with Mean Joe Greene or Jack Lambert?

4. John Travolta, Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson are all drowning, you can only save one, which do you choose?

5. Steven Wright quote

Episode 113 – Do You Wanna Meet My Dad?

We celebrate women here at PGH Dive Bar Talk. This week, it’s with a live studio audience. We are the only Category 5 podcast in the universe and the most puzzling podcast in the northern hemisphere. That’s half the world, people! Be sure you tell ‘em where you got it.

(00:50) – You can swim in a pool of beer at Starkenberger Brewery located in Austria.

(1:34) – Podcast Numerology. Favorite athletes to wear #13. Who is yours? Dan Marino? Wilt Chamberlain? Jose “Chico” Lind?

(2:23) - @newscientist magazine headlines

1. Flexible fabrics can make x-rays more comfortable.

2. An ancient boomerang is older than we thought.

3. Killer whales scrub each other clean using kelp.

4. Sneaky lizards survived asteroids that killed dinosaurs.

(4:45) – King Charles intends to exclude Huckamuck from any inheritance.

(5:40) – Do you even podcast?

(6:54) – Beer Night recap. Thanks to Ms. Jane for being awesome!

(9:29) – www.pghdivebartalk.com is still rated G for all audiences. Photos, contests, reviews, show catalogue, Dear Tiny, surveys. You name it. Head over for all things PGHDBT.

(11:41) – Prince of Pittsburgh Grandfather of the Year?

(14:08) – Dear Tiny

(23:17) – College stories

(32:19) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

1. Man in Florida breaks into a random house and stays for four days after fight with his wife.

2. Australian man charged with stealing $65,000 worth of wagyu bull semen.

3. Over 60 applicants line up to adopt foul-mouthed parrot, Hendricks.

(36:08) – The Movie Game

(39:55) – The Music Game

(43:27) – Argy Bargy

(44:31) – Hell’s Half Acre. Kate Beckinsale vs. Light Socket Lady

(50:32) – Samurai Chatter

1. If you could go back in time and repeat one grade, K-12, without changing anything, which would you choose?

2. Yogi Berra quote

Episode 112 – Will Work for Beer

Welcome to PGH Dive Bar Talk, the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. On today’s show, hear a tale of 75 hours in the life of the Prince of Pittsburgh. As of this week, we are the most puzzling podcast in the northern hemisphere. As always, tell ‘em where you got it!

(1:50) – 911, what’s your emergency?

(2:40) – What did Tiny do wrong this time?

(5:04) – Coach’s birthday recap.

(6:44) – Podcast Numerology. Who’s your favorite #12? Terry Bradshaw, Joe Namath, Tom Brady?

(8:55) – New shoes!

(9:22) @newscientist magazine headlines.

1. Rubin Observatory finds Planet 9?

2. Cyborg tadpoles are teaching us about our brains.

3. In Mexico, the overharvesting of tarantula’s has caused a population decline.

(11:11) – Nude bowling, right here in Pittsburgh…Ball Out Bowling.

(12:49) – The Prince attending the Forgotten Tales of Pittsburgh seminar.

(15:41) – www.pghdivebartalk.com has two new games. First, pick your favorite drinks and eliminate whichever pie you don’t like.

(16:49) – Dear Tiny

(22:00) – 75 Hours in the Life of the Prince of Pittsburgh…

(35:29) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

1. Chinese officials ordered a hotel to stop it’s wake-up service of having red pandas into the rooms.

2. British Airways flight staff mistakenly booked a “love” hotel in Milan.

3. Kristin Marie Spearman convinced a pastor to certify a marriage license unbeknownst to her ex-fiancé.

(39:19) – The Movie Game

(43:09) – The Music Game

(46:36) – Argy Bargy….North Park edition

(48:12) – Would You Rather…Zoe Saldana vs. Kate Hudson

(53:24) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather not have your cell phone for a month or not bathe for a month?

2. Would you rather buy nothing but used underwear or nothing but used toothbrushes?

3. Would you rather have beers with Greg Maddux or Greg Norman?4

4. Justin Bieber, Kanye West and Bob Nutting are drowning, your boat only has room for one. Who would you save?

5. Rodney Dangerfield quote.

Episode 111 – The Ghana Drunkard Association Wants You!

(00:41) – 50 billion gallons of beer are consumed every year. Are you doing your part?

(1:00) – The Prince of Pittsburgh went to a seminar about ticks and Lyme disease.

(3:51) – Favorite athletes to wear #11 include Julian Edelman and Karl Malone. Who’s your favorite?

(5:05) – Scientific America headlines:

1. Disco-like dance moves enhance cuttlefish communications.

2. Black holes can suffer from indigestion.

3. Zoning out aids hidden learning patterns in tasks.

(6:50) – Our website is loaded with all things related to the show, including all episodes is games. Don’t be a Tiny, head over to participate, www.pghdivebartalk.com.

(9:00) – Dear Tiny

1. My neighbor accused me of stealing her underwear, can you relate?

2. My friend asked me to double date with a woman I’ve previously shared relations, should I invite his date to be with me and my date?

(11:27) – Amusing Buffoonery. All things from the Prince of Pittsburgh’s Facebook feed.

(19:26) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze.

1. Police chase a stolen construction excavator for 72 minutes.

2. Ghana’s Drunkard Association has given the country’s government a three-week ultimatum to lower alcohol prices.

3. Tiron Alexander flew commercial airlines for over 120 flights before finally getting caught.

4. Abe Lincoln’s bar closed because his business partner consumed most of the product.

5. Death by elephant was a popular form of execution in ancient Asia.

6. Winston Churchill could smoke up to 15 cigars per day.

7. Ancient Romans used stale urine as mouthwash.

(27:18) – The Movie Game

(31:43) – The Music Game

(36:59) – Hell’s Half Acre. It’s Sydney Sweeney vs. Honey Boo Boo…with a twist. Who ya’ got?

(42:34) – Samurai Chatter

1. What would you like to forget?

2. What do you want people to think when they first meet you?

3. What has the fear of failure prevented you from doing?

4. If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be?

5. Steven Wright quote

(1:48) – Budweiser is the world’s most famous beer.

(2:25) – Prince Huckamuck is in the crosshairs again this week.

(3:14) – Please Stand By…

(4:25) – Favorite athletes to wear #10. Walt Frazier and Tom Brady (Michigan).

(5:41) – Three new members join the PGHDBT Living Legends including Bill S., Rootstown Sue and Sue from Pittsburgh. Congratulations to you and yours.

(8:35) - @newscientist Magazine headlines.

1. Crafty cockatoos find new ways to quench their thirst.

2. Massaging the neck and face could help remove brain waste.

3. For every human on the planet, there are 60 billion nematodes.

(10:25) – Our website is rated G, www.pghdivebartalk.com. There’s pizza and beer ratings, fun and games, ask Dear Tiny and all previous episodes.

(14:28) – Dear Tiny

1. What is your most significant tattoo and can you show it on air?

2. Socks or no socks with shoes?

3. Describe your best meal you’ve ever had.

(25:45) – Softball stories from both the Prince of Pittsburgh and Tiny.

(40:17) – But wait…there’s more. Softball stories postscript.

(41:43) – The Movie Game

(44:41) – The Music Game

(47:37) – Argy Bargy. Buccos discussion

(54:06) – Hell’s Half Acre. The women of the Beverly Hillbillies

(57:44) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather watch nothing but Hallmark Christmas movies or nothing but horror movies?

2. Would you rather be notorious in the history books or completely forgotten after you die?

3. Would you rather drink with Al Bundy or Ted Bundy?

4. Would you rather be Will Ferrell or Will Smith?

5. Yogi Berra quote

(1:48) – Budweiser is the world’s most famous beer.

(2:25) – Prince Huckamuck is in the crosshairs again this week.

(3:14) – Please Stand By…

(4:25) – Favorite athletes to wear #10. Walt Frazier and Tom Brady (Michigan).

(5:41) – Three new members join the PGHDBT Living Legends including Bill S., Rootstown Sue and Sue from Pittsburgh. Congratulations to you and yours.

(8:35) - @newscientist Magazine headlines.

1. Crafty cockatoos find new ways to quench their thirst.

2. Massaging the neck and face could help remove brain waste.

3. For every human on the planet, there are 60 billion nematodes.

(10:25) – Our website is rated G, www.pghdivebartalk.com. There’s pizza and beer ratings, fun and games, ask Dear Tiny and all previous episodes.

(14:28) – Dear Tiny

1. What is your most significant tattoo and can you show it on air?

2. Socks or no socks with shoes?

3. Describe your best meal you’ve ever had.

(25:45) – Softball stories from both the Prince of Pittsburgh and Tiny.

(40:17) – But wait…there’s more. Softball stories postscript.

(41:43) – The Movie Game

(44:41) – The Music Game

(47:37) – Argy Bargy. Buccos discussion

(54:06) – Hell’s Half Acre. The women of the Beverly Hillbillies

(57:44) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather watch nothing but Hallmark Christmas movies or nothing but horror movies?

2. Would you rather be notorious in the history books or completely forgotten after you die?

3. Would you rather drink with Al Bundy or Ted Bundy?

4. Would you rather be Will Ferrell or Will Smith?

5. Yogi Berra quote

(3:11) – The strongest beer in the world, Snake Venom, but Brewmeister, is 67% alcohol.

(3:44) – Our favorite athletes to wear #9. Did Ted Williams, Bill Mazeroski or Gordie Howe make your list?

(7:02) – Come visit Mercer, PA!

(7:58) – Beer Night recap.

(8:56) - @newscientist Magazine headlines:

1. Ancient birds were nesting in the arctic circle earlier than we thought.

2. Plants rule when it comes to primal symbiosis.

3. Cord blood banking isn’t living up to its promise.

(14:07) – Dear Tiny

1. How does your wife feel about you becoming a famous podcaster? Is she the jealous type?

2. I’m sex addict and some bald a$$hole keeps sending me pictures of women every other week.

(18:07) – PGHDBT fan of the show, Bill is live from the Cathedral.

(26:10) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze Facts of the Week

1. A growing number of Chinese are paying to work in a simulated office setting.

2. 19-year-old Azmir Djurkovic led police on a car chase. When apprehended he said he was in route to a job interview.

3. New Mexico prosecutors dropped charges on 16-year old accused of urinating in the opposing team’s water jug.

4. British Airways flight attendant found dancing naked in the plane bathroom.

(30:52) – The Movie Game

(34:56) – The Music Game

(39:03) – Argy Bargy

(40:16) – Would You Rather. Rita Ora vs. Dua Lipa

(46:48) – Samurai Chatter. Who is your most hated athlete? And a quote from Rodney Dangerfield.

(4:00) – There’s a huge shift in our podcast philosophy. Tune in to hear us celebrate women.

(5:40) - @newscientist Magazine headlines

1. Penguin excrement helps keep Antarctica cool.

2. Teeth may have come from ancient fish skin.

3. Mysterious planet is orbiting backwards between two stars.

(7:14) – What not to do on a job interview courtesy of the Prince of Pittsburgh.

(11:27) – Dear Tiny

1. Tiny’s fans lust for him.

2. Did I make a mistake mixing business with family?

(17:52) – Coach indulges two stories about his father in lieu of one from each host for obvious reasons. They’re as heartwarming as you’d expect be sure to tune in for details.

(25:52) - Henry Betsy, Jr. married three different women in Florida via a legal loophole.

(26:54) – State Farm Stadium in Arizona ranks #1 as a safe zone for a zombie apocalypse.

(28:26) – Johan Hedberg of Norway slept through an oceanliner coming within five yards of his house.

(31:04) – The Movie Game

(37:26) – The Music Game

(41:35) – Argy Bargy

(42:45) – Hell’s Half Acre. Trish Stratus vs. “Large Mouth Bass” with a Whoopi twist…

(47:47) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather eat nothing but cereal for two weeks or buttered toast?

2. Would you rather be able to fly or talk to animals?

3. Would you rather be Billy Ray Cyrus or Billy Bob Thornton?

4. Would you rather drink with Gilligan or the Skipper?

5. Steven Wright Quote

(2:03) – Head over to our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com, for games, photos, links to all episodes. This week’s quiz is one of the easiest one’s yet. Check it out. It’s four famous foods from Pittsburgh.

(5:14) – Who is your favorite player to wear number 7? How about Ben Roethlisberger and Mickey Mantle?

(6:10) - @newscientist magazine headlines

1. Sticky dark matter can be lurking in a distant galaxy.

2. Capuchin monkeys kidnap other species infants.

3. Washing clothes in urine?

(10:48) – Tarzan at LA Fitness

(12:31) – Dear Tiny vs. Dear Abby

1. We have an invite-only family reunion every year. My niece has asked if her new boyfriend’s sister and her boyfriend can attend this year. We will also have a special attendee, my brother’s mother-in-law from South America coming in only on Saturday that weekend. How do I tell my niece the MIL is OK, but her boyfriend’s family cannot without hurting her feelings?

2. I’ve been married for 34 years. My husband has accused me of lying and cheating on him several times and being disrespectful to him. I have been disrespectful, but I’ve never cheated on him. What do you advise?

3. I’m 80 and my grandson is transgender. I have a hard time getting the pronouns correct which makes things even more volatile. I’ve suggested we communicate via letters to avoid a problem. Did I do the right thing?

(19:42) – 2013 National League Wild Card Game. Reds vs. Pirates. Cue-to! Cue-to!

(30:18) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

1. Cowley County, Kansas approved a new ordinance that bans public nudity.

2. South Carolina recently held the 11th annual Buck Creek Streak, a clothing-optional 5K marathon.

3. DoorDash driver crosses several runways at Chicago O’Hare tarmac.

4. Demery Wilson sues Whataburger for $1 Million for putting onions on his sandwich.

(37:07) – The Movie Game

(42:35) – The Music Game

(46:03) – Argy Bargy. This week, The Prince of Pittsburgh has an issue with cell phone usage.

(46:58) – Would You Rather. Simone Biles vs. Aly Raisman

(52:35) – Samurai Chatter

1. Dead or alive, who is your most overrated person?

2. Yogi Berra quote

(1:10) – Shameless plug for our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com, you can see the Prince of Pittsburgh and his trip dahntahn and gets a photo opp with Hannah Mears, the sideline reporter for your Pittsburgh Pirates.

(3:55) - @newscientist magazine headlines:

1. Rhythm was part of our social world long before we became human.

2. Alien Dyson spheres may self-destruct before we spot them.

3. We emit a ghostly glow that gets snuffed out when we die.

4. Hydrogen may be hiding in the mountains.

5. Quantum computers threaten to crack encryption algorithms.

(6:03) – Podcast Numerology. Your favorite athlete to wear #6…Eddie Jones and Rennie Stennett.

(9:39) – Coach recaps his Kent trip including a confusing trip around his hotel.

(13:02) – Dear Tiny

1. I live in DC. I’m 47 married with children and I’m struggling to make ends meet. I’m desperate and depressed. Do you have any advice, can you give me any hope?

2. My girlfriend went to the doctor and he said no sex for two weeks. I asked her what her dentist said? Was that wrong?

(18:04) – Amusing Buffoonery. Things on the Prince’s Facebook post that have caught his attention recently. 20, count ‘em, 20 in total.

(27:11) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

1. Dutch scientists conclude the universe will die much sooner than expected.

2. Holly LaFavers son orders 70,000 lollipops from Amazon unbeknownst to her. Says he wanted to have a carnival.

3. Police in Lice, Turkey burned over 20 tons of marijuana in the town center. The fire and smoke lasted for days causing residents to complain.

(32:24) – The Movie Game

(36:51) – The Music Game

(42:50) – Hell’s Half Acre. Charlize Theron vs. Kathy Griffin.

(47:27) – Samurai Chatter

1. What college campus would you like to visit?

2. What historical sporting event would you like to attend?

3. Rodney Dangerfield quote

(1:00) – We make our argument to become influencers. Alcohol influencers.

(4:46) – Head over to our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com for a PG-rated version of the show. Kid friendly. There’s fun and games for everyone including how Pittsburgh are you?

(5:08) – Tiny opens his first beer…ever?

(6:15) – Beer Night recap. There’s a new waitress in town and her name is Morgan.

(8:34) – The Prince of Pittsburgh’s Silo Story ends up with a trip to the emergency room…

(13:42) – Dear Tiny

1. Why is it women get multiple orgasms and I only get one and then they get mad after I fall asleep after I’m done?

2. My girl wants me to go full Brazilian. Do you recommend this? Do guys really do this?

3. My eyes constantly burn during sex, is it from my partners constantly pepper spraying me?

(20:50) – Bars we miss

1. The Gateway Hilton (Gateway Inn)

2. The Rivertowne

(28:29) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze…Rapid Fire Edition. Too many to list (just 12, but Tiny is lazy).

(36:33) – The Movie Game

(41:58) – An Emergency Pee Break for Tiny gives Coach time to pontificate at the end of the segment.

(44:23) – The Music Game

(48:08) – Argy Bargy. Driving woes continue.

(50:11) – Would You Rather. Cassie Ventura vs. Rihanna

(59:21) – Samurai Chatter

1. What food do you think is overrated?

2. If you could talk to one person, dead or alive, for one hour, who would it be? (No family or sports personalities)

(00:32) – This just in…Australia is not a US State.

(01:46) - @newscientist magazine

1. It’s hard to shake something we’ve been taught as hard truth for decades.

2. Greenland sharks live long without going blind.

3. Quantum Randomness is hard to understand and just as hard to generate.

4. Alternative periodic tables can change how we measure time.

5. Microplastics hamper the memories of honey bees.

(06:57) - Go to our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com for the new question. It’s How Pittsburgh Are You? It’s easy, just check each box to tell us how much of a Yinzer you really are.

(09:05) – Tribute to Ray

(12:06) – Dear Tiny

1. What advice do you have for a beginner looking to get into ATV riding?

2. My fiancé is a drunk that gets abusive and constantly asking for money. How can I salvage the relationship?

3. When my son has an impressive gift of prayer. How can I help him share his gift with the world?

(20:04) – More dive bar stories to include the Veranda Bar & Grill and good times in Man, West Virginia!

(28:38) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

1. Manosphere influencers are telling young men to shave their eyelashes to appear more masculine.

2. Celiac sufferers can French kiss without fear of transferring gluten.

3. 70 contestants from 30 countries competing in the European Gull Screech. The winner.

(33:39) – The Movie Game

(38:18) – The Music Game

(42:50) – Argy Bargy. John Doe sues the NFL.

(44:45) - Hell’s Half Acre…Would You Rather with a twist. It’s Jessica Alba vs. Nancy Grace.

(50:20) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather own a boat or a plane?

2. Would you rather be the worst player on a winning team or the best player on a losing team?

3. Would you rather be David Beckham or David Bednar?

4. Would you rather drink with Diddy or John Fetterman?

Yogi Berra quote

(2:55) – Living Legend Zelda announces her presence with authority. She wants everyone to head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com and claim your three favorite drinks to order at a bar.

(4:13) – @newscientist magazine

1. Creepy caterpillar wears insect parts as a disguise.

2. Ancient icebergs left marks at bottom of the North Sea.

3. Bats that walk backwards use their tails to navigate.

(6:18) – The Prince of Pittsburgh can’t help but bring up Prince Hukamuck and Meagan.

(7:29) – Coach ends up in the ER waiting room (everything is just fine). Hear about the father/son interaction that he got to witness while he waited.

(10:16) – Dear Tiny

1. I’m making a trip to the Smoky Mountains for hiking and stopping halfway in West Viriginia for some sightseeing. Both the Grandview River Gorge and Southern Exposure Gentlemen’s Club are both equally convenient. Please recommend one and provide an agenda.

2. My partner, the Dutchess of Desire, has been suggesting we spice things up in the bedroom including things that require safe words, latex and harnesses used for rock climbing. Ideally, I want to please her without dislocating a hip or traumatizing the cat. Can you help?

3. I seem to be having an issue with my business partner. Nothing I do seems to be quite right and that’s when he criticizes me the most. What should I do?

4. Every night, my wife is out late, going from bar to bar…I really wish she’d stop searching for me.

(20:36) – Surprising nobody, Coach is an accomplished heckler. He tells everyone the time he gave it to Van Snider after Bo Jackson wouldn’t give him any attention.

(27:35) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

F1. Man obsessed with firefighters sets his house on fire.

F2. Man buys back his stolen Honda Civic without realizing it.

F3. Öklo, an Austrian company known for its environmentally-friendly portable composting toilets, is working with researchers in Vienna and a local brewery to produce a lager called "Öklopisner". It uses urine is collected from Öklo's mobile toilets, which they rent to building sites and music festivals.

(33:12) – The Movie Game

(37:46) – The Music Game

(42:18) – Would You Rather – Lindsay Lohan vs. Lindsey Vonn

(49:42) – Argy Bargy. No rest for the wicked.

(51:26) – Samurai Chatter

1. What motivates you to go to work every day?

2. What is the next big step you need to take?

3. What makes you angry?

4. What is your circle of competence?

Rodney Dangerfield quote.

(1:30) – Beer Night recap. Bob and Tarzan and make an appearance and turns out Guru and Tiny saw someone they knew but didn’t talk to her!

(3:50) – The new question for the website for your participation is your three favorite drinks to order at the bar. Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com, to submit your answers.

(5:12) – Tiny’s not a team player.

(7:29) – The Prince of Pittsburgh attends a seminar about the birds of North Park.

(11:32) - @newscientist magazine makes it’s triumphant return!

1. Should you water your orchids with ices cubes? It’s a fierce debate.

2. Evolution can begin in systems we didn’t originally consider alive.

3. Ancient device thought to be a computer, may not have worked.

(13:31) – Dear Tiny

Q1. If you had a choice to fight one duck-sized pierogi or 100 pierogi-sized ducks?

Q2. My girlfriend caught me having some ‘me time’ and she thought it was weird because she was available and willing. Is she right?

Q3. My fiancé was vigorously washing himself in the shower. Why would he do that when I’m ready and willing? Will he stop once we’re married?

Q4. I have a large boil on my inner thigh that resembles John Candy. The doctor wants it removed. Should I comply?

(21:21) – College stories

(29:58) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

F1. A man in Michigan, upset that his girlfriend's family went on a cruise without him, sent a bomb threat to the cruise line.

F2. Two Belgian teenagers were arrested for attempting to smuggle ants out of the country to sell on the black market.

F3. The first-ever "Sperm Race" was held on Friday and aimed to promote openness around men's health.

(35:09) – The Movie Game

(39:35) – The Music Game

(43:10) – Argy Bargy…Severe Thunderstorm Warnings in your area.

(45:56) – Hell’s Half Acre. Jennifer Aniston vs. Crazy Unicorn Dildo Lady

(51:16) – Samurai Chatter

Q1. Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years?

Q2. Would you rather have to wear every shirt inside out or every pair of pants backwards?

Q3. Would you rather be Elton John or Billy Joel?

Q4. Would you rather get drunk with Deshaun Watson or Justin Bieber?

(59:15) – Steven Wright quote

(1:17) – Early shoutout to Mr. Harrelson for his many contributions to the show.

(6:19) – Tune in later as the Movie and Music games get a bit of a facelift. See what’s new and join in the competition.

(6:59) – What new segment could we call Hell’s Half Acre? What about Silo’s Sage Sayings? Or maybe the Good, the Bad and the Ugly? Stay tuned…

(8:35) – It wouldn’t be PGHDBT if we didn’t talk about Prince Huckamuck…What did he do this time?

(10:31) – Scientific American headlines:

1. Dolphins communicate with fountains of urine.

2. Menstrual cycles play prominent role in ADHD symptoms.

3. Magnetic maps help turtles find where to eat.

(12:27) – Dear Tiny

Q1. I have collected a sizeable array of pubic hairs from my bed over the years, however, they’ve developed an amazing stench. What should I do?

Q2. Can we have an update on your B-hole?

Q3. My father was out of town last week and I was left alone with my stepmother. We did it three times a day for the entire week. Was I wrong for doing it?

(18:41) – Road Trip stories. 1 from each of your hosts.

(29:03) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze with a Twist!

1. Chinese man gets girlfriends hand stuck in his mouth, ends up in hospital.

2. Chinese crocodile farm declares bankruptcy after buyers won’t harvest their own crocs.

3. Chinese chemical company tells single employees they must reproduce children or face termination for being disloyal.

(33:15) – The Movie Game. New rules. Join in the fun!

(38:22) – The new and improved Music Game!

(41:17) – The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly…of LA Fitness…

(48:42) – Would You Rather. Hilary Duff or Ashley Graham

(54:59) – Samurai Chatter

Q1. What will you never do?

Q2. What do you do to impress others?

Q3. What would you say to your younger self?

Q4. What is your favorite simple pleasure?

(1:03:12) – Yogi Berra quote

(1:29) – Well wishers in abundance stop by to celebrate our success including Forbes, Roland and a few Living Legends!

(12:46) – PGH Dive Bar Talk is in the 6% club! And we discuss the future of the show in a live production meeting. What can you expect from us going forward? Tune in to find out!

(16:06) – A quick Tiny health update.

(17:57) – Dear Tiny

Q1. What’s the difference between a wife and a mistress?

Q2. Do men that cross their legs sit down to pee or am I being too picky?

(23:39) – The Best of the Worst. Lowlights of the first 100 episodes according to the Prince of Pittsburgh and Tiny.

1. Tiny’s chair breaking from underneath him right before we went on air was our missed viral moment.

2. The show sign falling on the hosts’ heads due to Tiny’s wife opening the garage door during recording left its mark.

3. We’ve been banned in Russia 9 times.

4. Who remembers F/Marry/Kill all male reviews?

5. The Prince ruined Stacy Keibler for Tiny.

6. We interviewed Trailer Trash live in Studio.

(32:40) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

F1. The North Bergen police department is suing their police chief for turning department into Animal House.

(36:28) – The Movie and Music Games!

(39:13) – Amusing Buffoonery. Highlights from the Prince’s Facebook feed. Check your earlobes and your nipples!

(47:44) – Onions, Coochie & Cat Piss features Raquel Welch, Marylin Monroe, Cleopatra, Sophia Loren, Cindy Crawford, Charlize Theron, Farrah Fawcett, Jessica Alba and Meghan Markle.

(1:00:00) – Samurai Chatter

1. Who is uglier? Geno Malkin or Alex Ovechkin?

2. Would you rather be Tom Brady or Charles Barkley?

3. Would you rather be Mike Sullivan, Mike Tomlin or Derek Shelton?

(1:05:31) – Rodney Dangerfield quote.

(00:41) – Shoutout to new friends, Emily and her blonde friend! Welcome to PGH Dive Bar Talk. Sit down and have a drink.

(1:20) – Stick with us, we can help you with your Greek. It involved flowers and bees, it has to be good.

(3:27) – New Castle, PA, is the self-proclaimed hot dog capital of the world.

(4:39) – Nobody has more facetime on this show than Huckamuck. He’s managed to attract the ire of the Prince of Pittsburgh yet again.

(8:03) – We are the patron podcast for the Church of Laughter, women who do twat thrusts, Honk Kong husbands…and, now…Basil Harwood, church warden of St. Andrew’s Church.

(13:22) – Dear Tiny

1. I asked my husband if both me and his mother were drowning, who would he save. He chose her. I’m terribly hurt, what should I do?

2. How does the Pythagorean theorem affect my Pornhub search?

3. My girlfriend says she’s saving herself for our wedding night. Last night, she said she’s content and never needs to marry. What should I do?

(17:12) – Dive bar stories

(24:13) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. A Bulgarian soccer team held a minute's silence for a former player... only to later discover he's still alive.

2. Police raid elderly couple's home in search for cannabis farm just to find the couple is always cold.

3. More couples are having his and her toilets installed in their homes.

(30:19) – The Movie Game

(35:12) – The Music Game

(39:40) – Argy Bargy. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

(42:35) – Would You Rather. Sydney Sweeney or Kylie Jenner

(50:17) – Samurai Chatter

1. What small purchase has brought you the most joy?

2. What is the biggest lie you once believed?

3. Who do you dream about?

4. What do you have trouble seeing clearly in your mind?

(57:58) – Steven Wright quote

(00:59) – Huckamuck and Megan get things going this week!

(4:42) – The Prince of Pittsburgh attends a seminar about Marylin Monroe.

(16:48) – Dear Tiny

1. My parents don’t appreciate my lifestyle of playing video games and smoking weed while living in their basement at 49 years old. Why can’t they leave well enough alone?

2. When my friend, Floyd Lawson, sees an unattractive woman, he always tells me he wouldn’t F her with my dick. What if he likes a woman, can he F her with my Johnson?

(21:27) – More dive bar stories

1. Our Gang’s Lounge in Sharon, PA

2. Blackhorse Tavern near Ravenna, OH

(31:23) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week.

1. The first person to go over Niagara Falls was Annie Taylor in 1901.

2. A religious painting depicting the 8th commandment was stolen in England.

3. In Hawaii, marine biologist captured photographs of humpback whales mating. The biologists later learned both whales were male.

4. Thief swallows $770,000 worth of diamonds stolen from a jewelry store. Body scan confirms the evidence.

(37:14) – The Movie Game

(43:35) – The Music Game. Time to start over.

(48:47) – Argy Bargy. Beat ‘em Bucs

(54:01) – Onions, Cootchie and Cat Piss. The Olivia Edition

(1:08:00) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather be homeless or in prison?

2. Would you rather your friend or your boss fall in love with you?

3. Would you rather be Travis Kelce or Russell Wilson

4. Would you rather get drunk with Chris Rock or Will Smith?

(1:15:39) – Yogi Berra quote

(1:15) – Shout out to new listener, Nancy Aiken!

(2:04) – Fight the power. We attempted to advertise the podcast on Google Ads, but we were shot down for “alcohol information and shocking content”! Rejected!

(3:04) – The Prince of Pittsburgh’s accountant is one of the first four out.

(3:18) – Please Stand By…

(4:18) – Beer Night recap. The bouncers get feisty with some old guy, but not one of our old guys. Upset alert.

(5:54) – Coach attends another seminar. This one covered the Great Pittsburgh Fire of 1845 …and lentils and scorched beans!

(10:27) – Podcast Numerology

(15:54) – Dear Tiny

Q1: I need a good alternative to punching a co-worker in the face, can you help?

Q2: My man is messing with the neighbor while I’m at work paying the bills, but the D is good. What should I do?

Q3: I screamed out my neighbor’s name while in the throes of passion with my wife. What should I do?

(22:42) – Basketball Diaries of a Madman…you guessed it. There’s lesbians!

(30:08) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze…presents Facts of the Week

F1. A soccer game in Germany was postponed after the son of a player bit a referee.

F2. TikTok users are dropping heavy objects on their feet. Items include vacuum cleaners, air friers and wooden tables.

F3. China’s largest hot pot food chain has offered cash compensation to customers after two drunken teenagers were videoed urinating in the hot pot broth.

(35:05) – The Movie Game

(40:53) – The Music Game

(45:43) – Argy Bargy. Losers luck.

(48:56) – Would You Rather. Livvy Dunne vs. Ally Batenhorst

(57:11) – Samurai Chatter

Q1: When did you work hard and love every minute of it?

Q2: How are you nurturing your mental health?

Q3: What makes a person beautiful?

Q4: How would you describe yourself in one sentence?

(1:05:39) – Rodney Dangerfield quote

(2:48) – Vanna White makes $10 Million to work 34 days a year.

(3:35) – Drugs are bad, m’k?

(4:41) – Podcast Numerology

(8:18) - @newscientist magazine headlines:

1. Fossils may confuse future civilizations.

2. Humans learn differently than machines.

(10:37) – Dear Tiny

Q1: My husband’s new tattoo has me questioning his loyalty, what should I do?

Q2: Do you know anyone in Deer Lakes named Alfredo?

(14:50) – More dive bar stories. This time it’s the Nightingale Inn, formerly located in Hermitage, PA, and the original North Park Lounge in McCandless Township.

(19:45) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze facts of the week.

F1: Russian politicians gift meat grinders to mothers of soldiers killed in Ukraine.

F2: Artist planned to starve piglets as part of exhibit; activists steal them.

F3: Avid nose-picker needed surgery after digging too deep and rupturing artery

(23:43) – The Movie Game

(29:58) – The Music Game. Can DiMaggio go down again?

(35:39) – Onions, Cootchie & Cat Piss. This week we discuss Casey Anthony, Tonya Harding, Andrea Yates, Amanda Riley, Amber Rose, Rosie O’Donnell and Ma Barker.

(46:17) – Samurai Chatter

Q1: If you work were play, what would you do?

Q2: What is something you’ve seen that’s inspired you?

Q3: If a genie could grant you one wish, what would it be?

Q4: What are you afraid of?

(53:14) – Charles Barkley quote.

(4:10) – The Prince of Pittsburgh tells you what it’s like being a sports fan right now in this great city. It’s not all that it’s cracked up to be for sure…

(6:04) – Another walk around Pine Park proves fruitful for Coach.

(11:33) – Podcast Numerology.

1. 95 years old include JoAnn Woodward, Vera Miles, Robert Wagner and Barry Gordy.

2. Born in 1995: Tim Shalamay, Kendall Jenner, Patrick Mahomes, Doja Cat, Dua Lipa, Megan Thee Stallion, Gigi Hadid and Post Malone.

3. #95: Richard Dent and Charles Haley are HOF’ers. Myles Garrett and Greg Lloyd.

(14:18) - @newscientist magazine headlines:

1. Microbe dyes could make your clothes greener.

2. Ozempic like drugs may help with addiction.

3. A moth uses optical illusions to avoid predators.

(15:08) – Dear Tiny

Q1. My dog humps every women’s leg he sees, how do I stop that?

Q2. If I’m doing a six way with a blonde, brunette, a pygmy and two piglets, should I use canola, coconut or extra virgin olive oil?

(18:14) – More Dive Bar Talk. This week, Tiny tells his Gateway Inn story and Coach tells his 222 Bar story.

(24:56) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze Facts of the Week

F1. New Jersey woman is suing her HOA for forcing her to get rid of her emotional support chickens.

F2. Student in China sparks a fire in his dorm when he burned his inflatable girlfriend in an attempt to hide it from his roommate.

F3. Researchers in Gainesville, FL, study sewer ecosystems.

(30:28) – The Movie Game

(35:21) – The Music Game

(38:50) – Argy Bargy. The Taxman Cometh

(40:59) – Onions, Cootchie & Cat Piss – It’s Jodi Arias, Amy Fisher, Lorena Bobbitt, Vicky White, Susan Smith, Oprah Winfrey and Calamity Jane

(50:14) – Samurai Chatter (Live studio audience participation)

Q1: Would you rather be covered in hair head to toe, or totally hairless?

Q2: Would you rather cough bubbles or burp confetti?

Q3: Would you rather learn to play every instrument or play every sport?

Q4: Would you rather get drunk with Ben Roethlisberger or Terry Bradshaw?

(55:58) – Steven Wright quote

(5:17) – Would you rather pay extra for a ticket or assumed to be over senior citizen age and receive a discount without being asked? Tune in to see what happened to the Prince of Pittsburgh this week.

(7:28) – More humanization of the Prince and his alma mater, Kent State. The men’s team is playing well but is it worth the cost?

(12:25) – Scientific America headlines

1. Brains produce thoughts surprisingly slow.

2. A new potato flourishes in heat waves.

(13:35) – Paul G solidifies his Living Legend status and save the Music Game.

(15:52) – Dear Tiny

Q1. Should I consider buying a new or used RV?

Q2. Pertaining to your dive bar picks (go to www.pghdivebartalk.com to see Tiny’s answers), if you could go back to the Swirl Inn to have one more beer with your uncle would you rather do that or preserve your memory as is?

Q3. My wife sleeps in the raw, and prepares breakfast all in the nude. Should I be OK with it?

Q4. My wife goes out to charge our electric car every night for five hours. I appreciate her help, but my vehicle is not electric or hybrid, but gas powered. What takes so long?

(22:21) – Dive bar talk

1. 222 Bar

2. The Gateway Inn a/k/a The Gateway Hilton

(29:38) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

F1. Reverend Jerry McAfee, founder of a community violence prevention group, accused of making threats at city council meeting held to discuss future funding.

F2. Archeologists examined nine mummies and are pleasantly surprised by the aroma.

F3. Loretta Chamberlain celebrated her 104th birthday in prison.

(34:01) – The Movie Game

(39:24) – The Music Game

(43:29) – Argy Bargy

(46:02) – Would You Rather. Amanda Seyfried vs. Kaley Cuoco

(53:38) – Samurai Chatter

Q1. What is the one rule you’ll never break?

Q2. What is your last major achievement?

Q3. What’s the worst that could happen if you do the thing you fear doing?

Q4. When you close your eyes, what do you see?

(1:01:47) – Rodney Dangerfield quote

(9:05) – @newscientist magazine headlines:

1. Brain cells found that tell us to stop eating.

2. Stunning image shows rare phenomenon 600 million light years from earth.

3. Biggest object in the universe found (not Tiny).

(10:23) – The Prince of Pittsburgh’s alma mater put on a show this week. Their best game of the season. He was chosen to participate in the halftime show. Hear all about it.

(13:41) – Podcast Numerology

(20:36) – Dear Tiny

Q1. What color shoes should a man wear with a blue suit?

Q2. Am I defeating the purpose of watching midget porn on a big screen TV?

Q3. What makes you so special that your and your co-host can do a podcast?

(27:40) – Amusing Buffoonery. Highlights from the Prince’s Facebook page. We’re also on Facebook, give a Like and a Follow.

(35:48) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week.

1. A Tanzanian man has 16 wives, 104 children and 144 grandchildren.

2. Chinese woman gives fiancé three hours of electric shock to simulate childbirth.

3. Australian high school teacher identifies as a cat. Parents are concerned.

(41:59) – The Movie Game

(46:23) – The Music Game. Can Tiny get off the schneid for number 59?

(51:29) – Onions, Cootchie & Cat Piss. It’s Emma Watson, Jennifer Lawrence, Kristen Stewart, Margot Robbie, Eiza Gonzalez, JoJo and Sarah Hyland.

(1:06:31) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather wrangle a four-legged octopus or an eight-legged poodle?

2. Would you rather wear three hats at all times or no socks?

3. Would you rather shake hands with yourself when you meet someone or offer them your foot in a handshake?

4. Would you rather get drunk with Bill Murray or Chevy Chase?

(1:11:18) – Yogi Berra quote

(7:51) – The Prince discusses the organic discoverability of the podcast…or as his barber says, “our internet thing”!

(10:06) – We review a list of things of what not to do for a successful podcast.

(11:33) - @newscientist magazine headlines

1. The rat population in cities is booming.

2. Salamanders fill their toes with blood before each step.

3. Ariel urine may help dolphins communicate.

(15:52) – The Coach has some advice for the Menendez brothers.

(17:55) – Dear Tiny

1. Working remotely, do you advise rubbing one off during a Zoom meeting?

2. What’s the best nudie mag to pack for the end of days?

3. My husband is only nice to me when he wants sex, what should I do?

(24:51) – Nicknames

(30:27) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. Earl of Yarmouth is locked in toxic legal battle with family over control of their £85m estate.

2. The Memphis Zoo offers a Valentine's Day promotion where for a $10 donation, you can send video of an elephant pooping to your ex.

3. Doctors find five contact lenses behind woman’s eyeball.

(39:15) – The Movie Game

(45:05) – The Music Game. The streak stands at 57!

(48:16) – Argy Bargy….US Hockey

(51:59) – Would You Rather. Selena Gomez vs. Miley Cyrus. Coach and Tiny’s votes determine this week’s winner!

(1:02:19) – Samurai Chatter

1. What do you understand today that you didn’t understand five years ago?

2. Have you ever felt trapped?

3. What has been on your mind most lately?

4. Where would you most like to go?

(1:11:45) – Steven Wright quote

(6:35) – The Prince had a full day, all before 10AM…he had a convo about life, death and PGH Dive Bar Talk with three different people. That’s a full day, that’s a heck of a day.

(8:47) – Grandson Forbes survives another stay at the Prince’s house.

(10:57) – @newscientist magazine headlines: orchids have a failsafe way to pollinate themselves…and cryogenically frozen sperm can be used to help coral breeding programs by increasing genetic diversity and restoring damaged reefs.

(20:42) – Dear Tiny

Q1: Can a man be in love with two women at the same time?

Q2: Should I be worried about water on the knee for drinking too much water?

(24:34) – Things classy people never say.

F1: Woman used fart selfies to harass boyfriend’s ex.

F2: A Malaysian man is offering a unique service to assist men impress their partners by assuming the role of a villain.

F3: Chinese man refused to sell home and relocate for new highway project, so they built the highway around him.

F4: 66-million-year-old fossilized vomit is found in Denmark

(39:27) – The Movie Game

(45:39) – The Music Game. Time to break the record!

(49:06) – Argy Bargy…Buccos edition!

(53:28) – Onions, Coochie and Cat Piss. Bring on the 90-Year Old Women and the meat sludge!

(1:07:04) – Samurai Chatter

Q1: Would you rather be able to read mind or move objects?

Q2: Would you rather have a lifetime supply of your favorite food or your favorite beverage?

Q3: Would you rather have the power to feel no physical pain or no emotional pain?

Q4: Who would you rather get drunk with Patrick Mahomes or Travis Kelce?

(1:15:32) – Rodney Dangerfield Quote

(3:46) – @newscientist magazine headlines…Everyone wants to see a white dwarf get eaten by a massive black hole.

(5:12) – The Prince attends another seminar.-winter warriors, presenting by Julie the hummingbird lady.

(10:09) – Looking for love this Valentine’s Day? Head to Shermans Creek Inn, in Sherman’s Dale, PA for the Micro Maidens.

(17:50) – Dear Tiny

(26:19) – Is this a compliment?

(30:17) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze brings you the Facts of the Week

(35:55) – The Movie Game

(42:10) – The Music Game…Can Tiny and Paul G tie Joe D.?

(50:00) – Would You Rather…Ciara or Beyonce

(59:25) – Samurai Chatter

Question 1: Do you hibernate, migrate or adapt? (from this week’s seminar)

Question 2: What day in your life would you like to relive?

Question 3: What are five things that make you happy?

Question 4: What is your DJ name?

(1:08) – Yogi Berra quote

(4:51) – Welcome the newest PGH Dive Bar Living Legend…Paul G!..Ta Da!!!

(13:59) – Dear Tiny

(15:36) – I’m having an affair with my married boss, what should I do?

(17:55) – I’m hosting a Super Bowl party and trying to impress my new boyfriend’s friends, what do you suggest?

(20:34) – I’m thinking about getting a stun gun, is there a better form of personal protection?

(22:53) – I lust over Cleveland DJ, Rachel Steele, how can I get her to notice me?

(26:56) – Kids stories (story)

(32:27) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week…with a Tiny twist! Which do you think are and which are not?

(38:57) – The Movie Game

(45:06) – The Music Game - #55 on the line!

(48:31) – Argy Bargy – What would you say you do here?

(49:53) – Onions, Coochie & Cat Piss – This week it’s the ladies born in 1989: Taylor Swift, SZA, Nina Dobrov, Bebe Rexha, Elizabeth Olsen, Dakota Johnson and Alex Morgan.

(1:03:35) Samurai Chatter

(1:12:13) – A quote from Steven Wright. Goodnight everybody!

Crazy 8’s for this week’s episode of the show. That’s right it’s Episode 88 of PGH Dive Bar Talk, and this also the name of the episode.

(1:45) – We give the people what they want / Beer Night recap.

(5:08) – Scientific America headlines include the discovery of a new prime number and misfolded proteins help preserve brains for millennia.

(6:47) – Prince Huckamuckfuk settled a lawsuit. His lawyer claims he and his family have been adversely affected.

(7:54) – The Prince of Pittsburgh attended a seminar this week hosted by the History Hobo to discuss Presidential First Ladies.

(9:54) – Anthony Jeselnik is a great comic.

(10:21) – The Prince’s house is for the birds. Thankfully, his wife is there to save the day!

(12:02) – Lansing, Michigan is hosting the prettiest butthole contest later this year. PGHDBT road trip!.

(17:42) – Dear Tiny

(18:30) – What advice would you give to a new unexpected father in a committed relationship?

(19:28) – How is the gaping hole in your ass?

(21:48) – My 43-year old son is a bedwetter, what do I do?

(24:23) – If you had a store, what would you sell?

(26:59) – If you woke up and you were green, what would you do?

(28:45) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

(29:28) – A drunk Turkish husband joins search party looking for him.

(30:38) – Kim Jong Un has banned hot dogs.

(31:30) – Chess champion, Mangus Carlsen was disqualified for wearing jeans.

(33:22) – Mayur Tarapara takes extreme measures to quit his job.

(35:24) – The Movie Game

(40:56) – The Music Game

(45:04) – Argy Bargy – Tiny’s take

(47:21) – Would You Rather…Rachel McAdams vs. Isla Fisher

(57:56) – Samurai Chatter

(58:50) – How could you achieve your 10 year goals in one year?

(1:00:36) – What do you do differently than everyone else?

(1:02:00) – If you had unlimited money, how would you invest in your happiness?

(1:06:29) – A quote from Rodney Dangerfield.

Episode 87 was almost 86’d, but your hosts managed to power through adversity… The debut of Dear Tiny was a big hit with many questions sent in by the fans. Tune in and get some free advice.

(2:56) – A potential new cause to get behind for the podcast?

(4:37) – Go to www.pghdivebartalk.com to share your Pick 3. This week it’s Gifts You’d Like to Receive for Valentine’s Day. While you’re there, submit your questions to Dear Tiny and check out Miller’s Beer Reviews, Coach’s Pizza Reviews and get a little pick me up with our Feel Good Song of the Day!

(11:07) – Do women do pelvic thrusts at the gym for attention? Of course they do…

(12:01) – Podcast Numerology.

(16:56) – Dear Tiny

(18:25) – Is the key to your happy marriage that you and your wife don’t travel or vacation together?

(19:55) – Is 4 inches really fine?

(20:53) – What advice do you have for concerts for those interested in music and those interested in partying?

(23:32) – How can I convince my man to try butt play?

(26:13) – I just banged your ol’ lady and now it burns when I pee, what do I do?

(27:44) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

(38:50) – The Movie Game

(42:51) – The Music Game…can the streak continue? 53 in a row is on the line!

(47:15) – Argy Bargy

(48:30) – Onions, Coochie & Cat Piss…This week it’s Mary Poppins, Mary Swanson (Dumb & Dumber), Mary Jensen (Something About Mary), Mary Tyler Moore, Mary J. Blige, Mary Todd Lincoln, and the Virgin Mary.

(58:44) – Samurai Chatter

(1:00:28) – Would you rather live in a tiny house in the city or a mansion in the country?

(1:01:41) – Would you rather live in a tree house or a cave?

(1:03:04) – Would you rather have your own theme park or zoo?

(1:04:10) – Would you rather get drunk with Brad Pitt or John Travolta?

(1:06:14) – Yogi Berra quote

(2:16) – We are now the patron podcast for the Church of Laughter in the Czech Republic.

(3:42) – scientificamerican.com headlines include multiple injured comb jellies can merge to form one organism and finding a 9th planet in our solar system. No respect for Pluto?!?!

(

(6:43) – We induct FOUR new Living Legends to induct on this week’s show…Congratulations to Flip, George E., Debbie and Rachel R.! All well deserved.

(16:45) – Workin’ for a Livin’…Tiny and the Prince each tell stories about working. Free advice from the Coach: If you’re offered a teaching position even after you admit you don’t have your teaching certificate during your interview …RUN!

(37:00) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week! Vandals in Bend Oregon are putting googly eyes on local sculptures.

(38:10) – British pubs have reported a shortage of Guiness. Good riddance!

(39:37) – Yemen-based Houthi rebels are hosting a webinar on security of navigation in the Red Sea. If you have any suggestions, please email TradeWinds.com to suggest topics for the agenda.

(41:14) – Austrian couple has been married and divorced 12 times to scam the pension system.

(43:20) – The Movie Game

(49:42) - Tiny and Paul G. go for 52 in a row in the Music Game!

(52:47) – Argy Bargy returns

(53:47) – Would You Rather…Aubrey Plaza or Mandy Moore

(1:12:19) – Steven Wright quote

(4:27) - @newscientist headlines. The periodic table is due an ultra heavy upgrade.

(6:13) – New Year’s Eve recap. Could Coach have prevented a murder that night at Dominick’s? It’s our first Dear Tiny debate.

(11:12) – New Year’s Day doesn’t get much better. The car breaks down but a friendly tow truck driver saves the day.

(14:27) – Podcast Numerology. These people are all 85 years young…Ralph Lauren, Paul Hogan, Maury Povich, Jon Voigt, Lily Tomlin, John Cleese, Mike Ditka, Lee Majors and David Alan Coe.

(16:34) – Born in 1985…Bruno Mars, Roman Reigns, Anna Kendrick, Amanda Seyfried, Sierra, Gal Gadot, Ashley Tisdale, Raven Simone and Lana del Rey.

(17:36) – Number 85 in sports…Nick Buoniconti, Mark Duper, Antonio Gates, George Kittles and Chad Johnson. And who could forget Lastings Milledge for the Buccos!

(21:14) – Amusing Buffoonery. The Prince of Pittsburgh reads comments from friends posts on Facebook. “I used to be a crack whore, now I’m just a whore. Thanks rehab!”

(24:16) – “Why do teeth and eyeballs require their own insurance?”

(29:12) – “You ain’t no manger and go smoke your crack nobody like you anyway fat t*tty back b*tch!” Only the best on Facebook!

(30:13) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

(30:25) – John McDougall, Edmonton police commissioner resigns after planned Portugal move made public.

(31:14) – Robert Langley gets stuck in chimney running from police.

(32:43) – Josh Williams O-H-I-O sportsmanship legislature would make flag planting a felony. What a douche.

(33:55) – A court in the Csech Republic ruled against the Church of Laughter for smiling on a photo ID.

(36:00) – The Movie Game

(42:36) – The Music Game, 51 in a row is at stake. No pressure!

(46:11) – Onions, Coochie & Cat Piss. This week it’s the women from New Years Eve…Michelle Pfeiffer, Hillary Swank, Katherine Heigl, Jessica Biel, Sarah Jessica Parker, Halle Berry, Sofia Vergara and Carla Gugino.

(1:00:39) – Samurai Chatter

(1:02:03) – Would you rather stay in on a snow day or build a fort?

(1:04:02) – Would you rather have Beyonce’s talent or Jay Z’s business acumen?

(1:05:26) – Would you rather get drunk with Joe Namath or Dan Marino?

(1:07:32) – Who would you rather have play you in a movie, Bill Murray or Sylvester Stallone?

(1:09:22) – Rodney Dangerfield quote

Happy New Year to you and yours from the only Category 5 podcast in the universe, PGH Dive Bar Talk! Tune in this week to hear how much fun your hosts are to have around for New Year’s Eve as they tell stories about their most memorable holidays.

(2:48) – Is Miller being a team player?

(4:20) – Did your hosts get what they wanted for Christmas? Find out what sports related gifts they’d like to find under their trees.

(4:53) – Tiny wants a new NBA for Christmas.

(7:06) – The Prince of Pittsburgh wants a new Pirates owner in his stocking this year. Visit www.OurTeamNotHis.com to support his cause!

(9:27) – The Coach catfished on Facebook?

(11:30) – A Christmas Story won the favorite Christmas movie this year.

(1:05:25) – What item do you hope will be obsolete in 20 years?

The Prince of Pittsburgh is in a giving mood this week. Hear stories of his helping the homeless tradition that spanned over 20 years as we celebrate the season.

(3:29) – Beer Night recap. Did Tiny drink like a bitch?

(5:25) – Did you get your Christmas card from Megan and Prince Huckamuckf**k?

(6:37) – In 2023, the average American spent $902 on Christmas. How many of you are below average?....Awesome.

(7:56) - @newscientist magazine tells us that Mesopotamians found happiness in their livers. According to the magazine, Santa does not change children’s behavior.

(25:55) – Could you stay off your phone for eight hours for $1400?

(30:39) – In Winchester, England, townspeople are complaining about the actor playing Santa.

(43:02) – The debut of Onions, Coochie and Cat Piss! It’s Natalie Portman, Alicia Keys, Andriana Lima, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Serena Williams, Amy Schumer and Meghan Markle. All born in 1981.

This week, we have a very special guest in studio, Jeff T. With him comes a show first…the first live song performance in the history of the Cathedral! He’s also the owner of a prominent sub shop in Pittsburgh known as Peppi’s. It just so happens to be the Prince of Pittsburgh’s AND Tiny’s favorite sandwich shop. Listen in to Coach’s interview with Jeff T. to hear more and help us with our organic discoverability and tell ‘em where you got it!

(3:46) – Rachel Steele update.

(5:52) – Despite what the experts say, we try to humanize each other, for you…the home viewer…The Prince of Pittsburgh had a dream about playing a basketball game.

(12:58) - @newscientist…A giant hornet in Asia appears in Europe for the first time. Wild cave fish can survive with almost no sleep.

(13:53) – The Prince attended another seminar. This time it’s all about sound legal advice for planning wills, etc.

(25:48) – Amusing Buffoonery…We discuss Facebook posts. Onions, cootchie and cat piss.

(34:40) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze Facts of the Week

(41:28) – The Movie Game

(48:34) – The Music Game. Paul G is warming up in the pen.

(52:08) – Chili, etc. This week it’s Billie Jean King, Gloria Gaynor, Carly Simon, Joni Mitchell, Holland Taylor, Catherine Deneuve, Blythe Danner, Leslie Uggams, Lauren Hutton

(1:06:38) – Samurai Chatter

(1:08:31) – Would you rather be able to run on your hands or write on your feet?

(1:10:46) – Would you rather have three eyes or three ears?

(1:12:09) – Would you rather have a shark’s head and a human body or a human head and a shark’s body?

(1:14:29) – Would you rather meet a famous person or meet aliens?

(1:16:33) – Yogi Berra quote

Another milestone for your favorite podcasters, welcome to Episode 80 of PGH Dive Bar Talk. The only Category 5 podcast in the world, or the free world for that matter. What sets us apart from other podcasts? We don’t know either, but tune in to find out? This week hear about the Prince of Pittsburgh’s off the wall sauna experience. And see if Paul G. bailed Tiny out for the Music Game. How many of you got the song right?...Awesome. And remember, tell ‘em where you got it because we need all the organic discoverability we can get!

• Episode 80

(2:25) – Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com to participate in the Pick 3 and the two new music games. It’s free to play. There’s new photos, Coach’s pizza ratings, and, while you’re there, read Miller’s review of this week’s beer.

(3:44) – Kent State’s football season mercifully concludes.

(7:28) – Is Tiny gay?

(8:42) – The Prince is smitten with @DJRachelSteele. He’s contemplating donating to her charity for a chance to be a guest DJ. What would you be willing to bid?...Awesome.

(12:10) – Is John Taffer sexier than the Prince of Pittsburgh?

(14:50) - @newscientist magazine headlines include invisible gorillas and driverless cars doing donuts.

(15:43) – Podcast Numerology. These people are 80 years old…Danny DeVito, Diana Ross, Sam Elliot, Gladys Knight, Michael Douglas, Keith Richards, Al Michael, Michael Buffer, and Gary Busey.

(18:20) – Born in 1980…Ryan Gosling, Kristen Bell, Channing Tatum, Jake Gyllenhaal, Olivia Munn, Macaulay Culkin.

(19:22) – Athletes to wear #80 include Jerry Rice, Kellen Winslow, James Lofton, Cris Collinsworth, Plaxico Burress and Darnell Washington.

(20:44) – Kellen Winslow II attended Coach’s basketball camp and was not very pleasant.

(21:50) – 9 ½ minutes in the sauna

(28:06) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze Facts of the Week. Four People Arrested for Using Bear Suit to Fake Bear Attacks on Their Vehicles and Claim Insurance

(29:29) – Leaked emails reveal scale of Swedish minister's banana phobia

(31:04) – Naked man found beneath woman's home in El Sereno

(32:20) – 1,500 people attend funeral for Indian man’s car

(34:15) – The Movie Game

(41:20) – The Music Game…Can Tiny and Paul G make it 47 in a row?

(44:51) – Amusing Buffoonery takes a spot on the show to discuss Bill Belichick.

(50:20) – Would You Rather. Pink vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt (both born in 1979)

(1:00:44) – Samurai Chatter

(1:01:44) – Would you have the same wedding party if your wedding was held today. Oh Dee Oh Doe!

(1:04:26) – What is something you’re surprisingly bad at?

(1:06:36) – What is something you wish you could more often?

(1:07:49) – What sports memory would you like to erase from your mind?

(1:15:45) – Steven Wright quote

Welcome back to the only Category 5 podcast in the free world! This week on Episode 79, we hear stories of what made Coach a bad teammate. How many of you knew that 79 is the 22nd prime number?...Awesome…Be sure to check out our new segment, the Transylvanian Brain Freeze Facts of the Week. Remember we need all the organic discoverability we can get, so tell ‘em where you got iit!

(3:30) – According to an article in Nature.com magazine, researchers at Cambridge University have found that alcohol consumption decreases with smaller servings.

(4:36) – Where were you on 11/22/1963? What about the day OJ was running from the police in the white Ford Bronco? Have any other stories of events that you remember where you were when they happened? Email the show pghdivebartalk@gmail.com and tell us about it.

(19:07) – Stories of your favorite podcast host being a bad teammate.

(27:27) – Indian temple goers mistake AC condensation on sculpture for holy water

(28:11) – Mislabeled ‘Wicked’ doll packages with link to adult film site pulled by stores

(29:13) – Russia is considering a ‘Ministry of Sex’ after push to get busy at work

(30:17) – Argentina’s anti-bureaucracy czar could slash an antiquated law aimed at protecting Argentine kids from turning into werewolves.

(31:51) – The Movie Game

(37:05) – The Music Game.

(41:41) – Chili, etc. is a show first. All nine categories for these nine women: Laura Bush, Linda Ronstadt, Dolly Parton, Cher, Goldie Hawn, Liza Minelli, Susan Sarandon, Diane Keaton and Bette Midler. All present day.

(56:06) – Would you rather know when you’re going to die OR how you’re going to die?

It’s official…as of Episode 78, PGH Dive Bar Talk is a Category 5 podcast!! Congratulations to all of those that have stuck by us since the beginning. How many of you have watched since Episode 1?...Awesome. Did you know 78 is the 12th triangular number? Be sure to help us with our organic discoverability and tell ‘em where you got it!

(2:40) – Help us make Transylvanian Brain Freeze become a staple of the show. What segment could it become?

(7:27) - @newscientist magazine says the oldest known tadpole fossil has been found in Australia. It is 161 million years old. Nobobatrachus any further than that before.

(18:40) – Iceland’s Penis Museum

(24:14) – John the Wadd Holmes

(27:54) – Facts of the Week

(28:11) – Man granted Singapore court order over sister who repeatedly cleaned his room over 8 years

(29:22) – Man survives second shark attack at Bathtub Beach in Florida.

(30:14) – Robotic whale shark causes controversy as visitors say they’ve been deceived by Chinese aquarium.

(46:48) – Would You Rather. Paris Hilton vs. Nicole Richie

(57:25) – Samurai Chatter

After doing some research, the Prince of Pittsburgh has learned in order to have a successful podcast, we need consistency in three areas: schedule, quality and great listener experience. We’re going to try our best to make that happen for Episode 77.

(1:40) – How did your hosts fare in the sexiest podcast list?

(2:27) – Prince Huckumukfuk makes his return to the show after a hiatus.

(12:55) – @newscientist says hornets hold their alcohol better than any other animal.

(13:52) – The Prince visits Kent State for a football game and gets a free meal.

(15:49) – …And then heads to his favorite bar, Dominick’s, to wallow in his sorrows.

(23:30) – The Prince has another coaching story that involves drinking buddies. Go figure. But in this case, it paid off in the end!

Welcome to your favorite podcast, Episode 76 is ready for your viewing pleasure. This week, your hosts have stories about being bad employees. How many of you can relate? ...Awesome. We are the hardest working podcast in four states and we’ve been told we need more organic discoverability. So…tell ‘em where you got it!

Welcome to the Halloween special as Episode 75 is comin’ at ya, whether you want it or not. How many of you knew 75 is the sum of the first five pentagonal numbers? …Awesome… Both your hosts are less than 100%, but we’re gamers and we bring you what you’ve come to expect week in and week out. If you want more Tiny, you got it this week. Although, ratings say you don’t! Hear some holiday stories, Halloween facts and see if the streak continues. Tell ‘em where you got it.

Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’…rawhide! Welcome to Episode 74, the title of this week’s show. How many of you knew 74 is an even composite number with four divisors?...Awesome…This week, your hosts tell relationship stories and we see if the streak can continue in the music game. Better late than never is what Tiny always says. And don’t forget, tell ‘em where you got it!

The one that got away…Episode 73 could have started with our viral moment, but we didn’t get it on tape! How many of you knew that 73 is the 21st prime number?...Awesome…This week, the Coach has a basketball story. Hear about the challenges of recruiting at CCAC that Bobby Knight or Coach K never had to worry about in their day. And don’t forget (we did), this Thursday, 10/17, is Beer Night. Stop by and Tiny will buy you a beer.The one that got away…Episode 73 could have started with our viral moment, but we didn’t get it on tape! How many of you knew that 73 is the 21st prime number?...Awesome…This week, the Coach has a basketball story. Hear about the challenges of recruiting at CCAC that Bobby Knight or Coach K never had to worry about in their day. And don’t forget (we did), this Thursday, 10/17, is Beer Night. Stop by and Tiny will buy you a beer.

Episode 72 has us thinking of a way to make our fans happy. When you hear how, you’ll be signing up more than once! Did you know 72 has 12 divisors and is a sublime number?...awesome. Pretty cool week on the show. Living Legend, Jeff T. sent in an original song about the podcast. We think it’s really cool and we hope you like it as much as we do. Even if you don’t you’ll be hearing plenty more of it in the future!

Episode 71, the 20th prime number, but the #1 podcast in your hearts! How many of you knew that 71 was a centered heptagonal number? ...Awesome. This week, tell us which one of your hosts has the better story to be Queen For A Day. Only one can take the prize and there are no parting gifts for the loser. Think you have a story that can top it? Let us know.

Welcome to Episode 70 of PGH Dive Bar Talk. How many of you knew that the number 70 has eight divisors?…Awesome…We are your patron podcast for auto-brewery syndrome, provocatively dressed Catholics and midgets from the mid-East. We are the hardest working podcast in four states. This week, see if you can score higher than your hosts on the pet quiz. And can Tiny and Paul G. keep the Music Game streak alive? You can play along with the home version, but remember…don’t cheat.

Welcome to this cursed Friday the 13th episode of PGH Dive Bar Talk, Episode 69! This week, we discuss our favorite game shows in conjunction with the new Pick 3 on the website. If you missed us at Beer Night, shame on you. You can buy the firth round next time. Tune in to see if the Music Game streak continues and we end with a quote from Yogi Berra.

Episode 68 of PGH Dive Bar talk, your patron podcast for auto-brewery syndrome, provocatively dressed Catholics and midgets from the mid-East, is coming at ya live from the Cathedral. This week we cover one of Prince of Pittsburgh’s favorite words…the F word. It deserves it’s own segment on this show and it’s probably overdue. See if Tiny and Paul G. can keep the Music game streak alive. The hosts of the hardest working podcasts in four states debate half of Derek Jeter’s women in this week’s Chili, etc. This week’s quote is from Steven Wright. Tell ‘em where you got it….And this Thursday, 9/12, is Beer Night. See you there!

There’s no place like home, we’re live from the Cathedral this week to give you Episode 67. Tune in as the Prince of Pittsburgh recaps his trip to Kent State and hear about how campus lifestyle isn’t how he remembers it. From there, we delve into the minds of second graders and we’re not exactly sure whose maturity level is higher. Find out if we’re smarter than a second grader. The facts, fun, and banter are all on full display. In a show first, we are in a dead heat for this week’s Would You Rather. Let us know your thoughts in the comments. And as always, tell ‘em where you got it.

Welcome to Episode 66, your hosts are the only ones still dumb enough to do their jobs for free and no free perks! This week, the Prince of Pittsburgh sat down to record a new documentary about his brother, Dick. Hear how it went and if he had any takeaways to make our show better…as if that’s possible. If you’re not familiar, Dick DeVenzio lobbied for paying college athletes long before Ed O’Bannon sued the NCAA in 2009. Here’s a link to a piece 60 Minutes did all the way back in 1994. • The True Story of Why NCAA Coaches Ma... . There’s stories, games and more fun than you can handle in one show. Come play along with your home version, but don’t cheat! And remember, tell ‘em where you got it.

Passed our Olympic primes, we’ve resorted to exposing the world to our mental prowess for Episode 65. We got a good workout at last week’s Beer Night with our heads on a swivel the entire time. The Prince of Pittsburgh recaps his daughter’s wedding where he still manages to make it about himself…With our best days behind us, your hosts go back to tell tales of victory from days gone by. (28:10). Full show of music, games and a quote from someone near and dear to the show, Yogi Berra. Hear this exclusive quote from the one and only, right here, on PGH Dive Bar Talk. Tell ‘em where you got it.

For Episode 64, we’ve decided less is more! This week, the Prince of Pittsburgh recounts his seminar on Audrey Hepburn and makes his first attempt as a stand up comedian. There’s still all the facts, games and banter you know and love including Would Your Rather and quotes, this week, it’s Yogi Berra. Let us know what you think about this week’s show, and we’ll keep doing what we want and leave you wanting more! Tell ‘em where you got it!

We’ve decided to entitle this week’s episode…Episode 63. Despite some adverse weather playing head games with us, we have more podcast proclivity than ever! This week, the Prince of Pittsburgh recaps his night at PNC Park to catch Steve Miller, Journey and Def Leppard. He had a busy week also attending Steelers training camp that includes a Q&A with Charlie Batch and a Smoky Robinson sighting. From there, your hosts retell more drunken stories. Have you ever come to and not know how you got there? Out on your feet? We can relate! (23:04). We here at the show are proud to announce we’ve crossed two thresholds this week that YouTube took the time to acknowledge. First, we’ve posted our 100th video including all episodes and shorts. Second, we’ve surpassed 125,000 views on our channel. So, thank you all for your ongoing support. Tell ‘em where you got it!

Welcome to Episode 62 of the hardest working podcast in four states. This week, the Prince of Pittsburgh opens with a Bob Nutting story that every Yinzer is sure to believe. Let’s hope things change as the trade deadline approaches later this week. The Prince attended another seminar where the host would be a perfect fit for our show. From there, your hosts dig deep into the recesses of their minds and give you their recurring dreams (20:56). The Facts of the Week, Movie & Music Games and everything else this week will prove your hosts take their jobs very seriously, even quotes from Rodney Dangerfield. And, as always, tell ‘em where you got it!

Primed yet again to bring you quality programming, this is Episode 61 of PGH Dive Bar Talk. This week, we recap our public appearance at a Pirates tailgate and we take fan questions for the first time in, well, first time ever…From there, the Prince of Pittsburgh recounts his days coaching golf and a strategy gone awry (22:39). The Facts of the Week include dating games and investment strategies some might consider unorthodox (31:01). We finally get what everyone’s been clamoring for…that’s right…more Tiny! He gets his own segment in this week’s Argy Bargy (47:32). Plenty of fun and games to keep you entertained, come join the fun. And remember, tell ‘em where you got it!

Another milestone for PGH Dive Bar Talk, we embark on Episode 60 for your viewing pleasure! This week, we start by recapping the Beer Night in which none of you were aware. Have no fear, the Prince of Pittsburgh still managed to have a good time. The Prince celebrated his 70th birthday last week in traditional fashion…at the batting cages. We have the exclusive footage of the Sultan of Swing (15:37). From there, we have a very special in-studio guest. Our very own Beer Man, Jim Miller sits in on the show. Hear his interview with the Prince and watch as we taste test some of his favorites (20:15). Miller sticks around for the shenanigans of the week, tune in for all the games (38:49), deep thoughts and more…and remember, tell ‘em where you got it!

The Prince of Pittsburgh is firing on all cylinders right out of the gate to start Episode 59. How many of you are caught up on every episode so far? Awesome! Despite the short week, the Prince managed to see Donnie Iris live in concert and takes advantage of less than ideal circumstances during his stay at a Kent hotel. We induct our latest Living Legend of PGH Dive Bar Talk. We’ve reached a new low…or high for this show…as you all know, we’ve been banned in Russia eight times, but now YouTube has decided to join the party. YouTube has informed us that Episode 58 has been flagged for explicit content and sexual tones. Fight the power! Refusing to back down, your hosts retell their stories from the workforce. More facts, games and thought-provoking anecdotes than should be permitted in one show. Tune in and tell ‘em where you got it!

We’re live from the Cathedral for Episode 58 to celebrate Independence Day. What better way to spend time with your families this holiday than to gather ‘round and hear your favorite podcasters discuss the news of the world. This week, the Prince of Pittsburgh recaps his Ulysses S. Grant seminar and comes away with some facts he didn’t expect to learn. After escaping the law last week, your patron podcasters of auto-brewery syndrome tell two tales where they fought the law and the law won. (15:49) The facts of the week tell us it’s OK to dangle our meat in public in the streets of Philadelphia. (30:33) Would You Rather has Megan Fox and Margot Robbie square of in one of the toughest battles yet (49:44). Samurai Chatter wraps with a quote from Halley Reed (58:58).

The best things come to those who wait…welcome to Episode 57. This week, the Prince of Pittsburgh and Tiny share stories of times they fought the law and won! You’ll be shocked to learn there was drinking involved in every instance. (16:53) The Facts of the Week are global to include naked bike riding and auto-brewery syndrome (ABS). (27:08) The Movie and Music Games are tougher than wrestling a bear. (34:34) F/Marry/Kill dips back into the world of comedy. (45:39) There’s more thought provoking questions in our Samurai Chatter segment and we end with two quotes from Mickey Rivers. (58:08)

Welcome back to Episode 56. This week we have a special guest interview. We think he’s local. You may have never met him, but we’re pretty sure you know someone like him (20:17). Consider this your friendly reminder that this month’s Beer Night will take place this Thursday, 6/20, at the Bamboo Bar in Cranberry. Stop by and Tiny will buy you a beer. The Facts of the Week have prize-winning Brazilian beef, Russian hoaxes (stop banning our show!) and a lawsuit against Madonna. (28:00) The Movie and Music games will send you overboard. (36:02) You don’t stand a chance against our Would You Rather contestants. This week it’s Gina Carano vs. Ronda Rousey. (46:28) Samurai Chatter ends with a quote from Steven Wright. (54:16) Tell ‘em where you got it!

Time flies when you’re having fun. Episode 55 is here for your viewing pleasure. This week, we induct our latest member into the PGH Dive Bar Talk Living Legends. Tune in to see if you need to prepare an acceptance speech. The Prince details his latest seminar about Drake’s Well located in Titusville. Tiny follows up with another drunk wedding story. From there, the Prince chronicles yet another instance of being a smooth operator (14:31). You’ll find out, once again, what not to do to impress the opposite sex. The Facts of the Week take a shot at the Guiness Book of World Records and come up just a bit short. (26:14) The Movie & Music Games are back…go ahead, make my day. (32:26) We alter the F/Marry/Kill this week, because, well, all of our contestants have already met an untimely demise. (43:09) Samurai Chatter ends with a quote from the great Norm Peterson from Cheers. See you all next week. Tell ‘em where you got it!

Welcome to Episode 54 of the patron podcast of people with papercuts from Poughkipsee, Punxsutawney and Pasadena (CA and TX). The week the Prince of Pittsburgh reveals not everyone is as athletically gifted as Cam Heyward where the Prince enjoys his morning walk, but some still provide him with gifts, albeit unknowingly. We also get to hear a new drunk wedding story from Tiny. From there, the podcast duo discuss the list of people to avoid in life, present company not included! (22:11). The Facts of the Week are offering up fine dining from a balloon in space. How much would you pay for that experience? Awesome! (31:47) When you’re hot, you’re hot. Play along to this week’s Movie & Music Games. (39:47) We delve into comedy for the first time with this week’s F/Marry/Kill segment. (50:44) And we end another rousing session of Samurai Chatter with a quote from Rocky Balboa (1:02:19).

As we embark on Year 2 of the show, the Prince of Pittsburgh ponders some physical therapy after attending his most recent seminar. If you struggle with anxiety and depression, find yourself a Colorado river toad. Tune in as we induct our latest member into the Living Legends of PGH Dive Bar Talk. The Prince gives us an old story about a Notre Dame after party in the Meadowlands where he may not have been the biggest drinker there! (20:40) Ask the Prince if you should go for your master’s degree before you invest in your future in this week’s facts. (30:11) Suffer a roundhouse kick to the face if you miss the Movie and Music games. (39:14) Would you rather takes a Big Lebowski turn with Tara Reid and Charlize Theron. (49:56) The studio audience live from Cathedral chimes in on this week’s Samurai Chatter and we end with a quote from Reverend Jim Ignatowski (56:13). Tell ‘em where you got it!

We are live once again from the Cathedral for Episode 52. You may want to think twice about asking the Prince of Pittsburgh to babysit for you when you find out how he takes care of his own! We also find out which of our hosts is more interesting. See how you stack up against the Prince’s list! (16:55). The Facts of the Week keep things buzzing (29:37). Give me a sign for The Movie and Music Games (37:50). See what all the argy bargy is about in the debut of a new segment! (48:39). Another show first (and last) with F/Marry/Kill, et al. (49:31). We end with more questions to celebrate our one-year anniversary! Thanks for watching! (1:05:00).

Heading towards our next milestone, we’re coming at you live from the Cathedral. How many of you have a hangover from celebrating 50 with us? That many, awesome! How about a few health tips to get that summer beach body ready as the Prince of Pittsburgh offers up his diet plan that’s sure to work for you! Save your calories for this Thursday, 5/16, and join us for Beer Night. Tiny will buy you a beer. Before you do, hear about the Prince’s connection to Pastor Glenn Germany, who recently made national news while giving a sermon at his church. (20:53) The Facts of the Week are back. Hear about someone who had worse luck surrounding their prom than your hosts! (27:40) The Movie and Music games really tie the show together this week. (35:01) Would you rather..Gal Gadot or Miranda Lambert? (45:37) And it’s bottom’s up for Samurai Chatter and a quote from Woody Allen, thanks for sticking with us! (53:46)

Bringing you broadcast excellence for 50 episodes, we are here for the party! We start things off by weighing our podcast proclivity against the likes of some folks you may not know if you’re not a wrestling fan. We recorded on May 4th and there’s a lot going on including the Kentucky Derby and some anniversary dates for the Prince of Pittsburgh. How many of you picked the winner of the derby? That many, awesome! From there, The Prince tells us about his May 4th Kent State march to commemorate the tragedy. As always, if you think he has anyone’s best intention in mind other than his own, you’re sorely mistaken! (23:04). We have a great guest this week. You may have heard of him. He recently graduated from Pitt with his master’s degree in Computer Science at the age of 17. How in tarnation is Raja Krishnaswamy affiliated with this show in any way? Tune in to find out. (31:02) We take F/Marry/Kill etc., etc., back to the drawing board this week. (48:12). We put our feelings on display with four more questions in Samurai Chatter and end with a quote from former MLB’er, George Frazier. (59:26). .

If you don’t know we’re only one episode away from 50, you must live in an igloo in Alaska. Before we get to the big 5-0, what do we have in store for you? Inquiring minds want to know. We have updated odds for the Death Pool. See how the odds tip in the Prince’s favor in the latest rankings. The Prince encourages you to sleep with the TV on, you never know where your mind might take you. From there, the Prince tells a story of Len Waterman evading the police on the way home from the bar one Christmas Eve night (22:57). The Facts of the Week take us to Poland for the first time, and ask would you want to be forever in debt to your hosts? (30:50). The Movie and Music Games are back. How many of you got them both right last week?...that many? Awesome! (41:06). The Prince is back with more Frank Truitt-isms. They’re so good they should be put on a shirt! (52:05) This week’s Would You Rather is Julia Roberts vs. Diane Lane. (58:14) We end Samurai Chatter with a quote from Columbo (1:08:48). See you next week as we celebrate Episode 50!

We are live from the Cathedral for Episode 48, how many of you want to be in the live studio audience with us? Oh, awesome! This week, we ask if you’re left handed or right handed to determine your ancestry. We recap Beer Night from last week. Thanks to Ed and Chaz for coming out to join the regulars! Were you lucky enough to be one of the chosen few to receive Meghan Markle’s American Riviera Orchard Jam? The Prince was not to be sure. Maybe she can send a care package if she’s nominated as a Living Legend. In honor of Earth Day, the Prince of Pittsburgh tells us a story about where he was for the first Earth day, April 22, 1970. On the surface, making the news for your volunteer work would usually be a good thing, but if you really think that’s how it went, you haven’t been paying attention (20:37). The Facts of the Week include near death experiences and we ask, how many days in a row can you run a marathon? (29:45) May God have mercy on your souls if you can get the Movie and Music games this week (37:28) The Buccos catch the ire of the Prince this week (46:52). If you like anyone named Elizabeth, this week is your show. (52:09) Samurai Chatter your hosts debate who is nicer (as if there’s any question) and we finish up with a quote from Jake LaMotta (1:03).

We’re here for Episode 47, how many of you are caught up on all the episodes? That many? Awesome…The Prince of Pittsburgh attends another seminar and we get to hear all about it. We induct our latest member into the Living Legends of PGH Dive Bar Talk and we remember where we were when OJ’s verdict was read. That’s quite an opening segment! From there, the Prince recounts the craziest thing that ever happened to him in the classroom, hard to believe there’s one that stands out (21:54). The Facts of the Week include extreme trips to the dentist, an expensive pet and a sound cheating strategy at chess. (28:03) Tiny will definitely get the Movie Game and the Music Game this week. (34:03) The Prince’s weight loss strategy is highly questionable this week (45:32). This week’s Would You Rather is Halle Berry vs. Jennifer Lopez. We’re all winners. (46:21) We end with a few more WYRs and end with a quote from Tug McGraw (54:30).

Your hosts are on the mend for Episode 46…now if only the content could get better! We’re here to entertain you…starting off by debating whether we could make it in the adult industry. We have our latest inductee to the Living Legends of PGH Dive Bar Talk. The Prince of Pittsburgh embarks on his quest to lose weight before his next doctor’s visit. We hope his performance doesn’t suffer, for you the fans! He managed to weather the storm for the Pirates home opener and you get to hear about it. From there, the Prince and Tiny tell tales of high school escapades at homecoming and prom…that never were (19:45). Barry Bonds has a higher batting average in the playoffs for the Pirates than they do on date night…combined. Facts of the Week ask if it pays to be a bully, if Wyoming exists as a state, and why nobody will book John Hinkley, Jr. for a gig (34:06). Tiny faces rough waters in the Move and Music Games (39:52). The Taxman cometh for all of the Prince’s riches (52:19) The Amy’s take over F/Marry/Chili et al this week (53:35). We finish up another week at the Cathedral with a rousing and thought provoking rendition of Samurai Chatter. What author would you like to meet and what will you never do again? (1:03:30).

Episode 45 is coming to you live from the Cathedral. Neither of your hosts are 100%, but the show must go on! The Prince has managed to get to Day 10 of his drinking trials and steps up his game, for you the fans! Here more about the Prince’s trip to Kent State and the week that was. From there, we discuss outrageous demands of celebrities and we ponder what we’ll require when we’re famous and touring (15:34). The Facts of the Week include stupid rich people and stupid pet owners (26:33). Tiny looks to keep it going in the Movie and Music games (32:48). The Prince’s gambling woes related to March Madness get some attention (42:12). We debate Marisa Tomei and Sandra Bullock in this week’s Would You Rather (47:05). Samurai Chatter asks what music we’d play at our funeral, what mistakes have you made that nobody noticed and would you be friends with your clone. We end the show with another quote from Groucho Marks (54:22). See you next week!

Episode 44 starts off with welcoming the Manchu Tribe into our patron podcast in front of a live studio audience at the Cathedral! Help the Prince of Pittsburgh through his 11 day trek of drinking including the NCAA tournament, the show and a trip to Kent State. We get to hear more bad decisions the Prince has made, including the Pince on a calendar? (14:26) The Facts of the Week include lawyer surprises, humble politicians, crafty escape artists and scorpions in your bed! (26:05) Tiny is the best around in this week’s Movie and Music Games. (35:44) The Prince doesn’t want logistics to ruin your March Madness experience, but they should could improve on a few things (43:57). We ditch the standard F/Marry/Kill for Chili/Hopscotch/Arby’s/Willie with ESPY award nominees. (50:12). Samurai Chatter wraps us up with more deep thoughts and this week’s quote is from Ellen DeGeneres (58:37)

The hardest working podcast in four states starts off Episode 43 with some manual labor. We induct our newest member into the Living Legends of PGH Dive Bar Talk, the Prince revisits his seminar about covered bridges in Pennsylvania and trollies. With March Madness underway, we keep our basketball talk rolling and we break down Tiny’s game. Hear what the Prince other stellar athletes have to say about his prowess on the hardwood (18:40). The Facts of the Week will have you pondering a career in crime as you learn how Abbie Newman was able to cash in on her time in prison (32:27). All hope is lost on Tiny with the Movie and Music Games. Hopefully you fare better as he continues to struggle in 2024 (40:04). Then, your super hosts debate supermodels in this week’s Would You Rather, it’s Christy Turlington or Cindy Crawford (54:25). And we open ourselves up again for another Samurai Chatter capped with a quote from Samuel L. Jackson (1:01:38). See you next week!

Episode 42 continues with our interview with Randy Wiel. From the man that speaks six languages (but only swears in Papiamentu!), we discuss his playing in the Final Four, coaching and recruiting at North Carolina scouting the likes of Rasheed Wallace and Jerry Stackhouse, the difficulties transitioning from winning a national title at UNC as an assistant coach to being a head coach at UNC Asheville and Middle Tennessee State to selling horses to Shania Twain. He’s done it all! (17:38) And now he’s also been on the hardest working podcast in four states! Your hosts surround the interview with more quality content including a consolidation of two segments into one (47:23). We just hope it doesn’t create a tear in the space-time continuum. Samurai Chatter ends with a quote from Betty White (1:01:51).

You’ll want to tune into Episode 41 this week and here’s why...The focal point is an interview with Randy Wiel. He’s the most famous and interesting person you’ve never heard of…so much so, we ran out of time and will have the second part of the interview in an upcoming episode. Hear his stories about swimming against Mark Spitz in the Pan Am Games, to running at the 1968 Olympics in Mexico City and what it was like playing basketball at North Carolina under Dean Smith (13:37). To make room for the interview, we had to trim a few segments, but there’s still plenty of hijinks from the hardest working podcasters in four states including Facts of the Week (44:12), Movie & Music Games (53:16) and Samurai Chatter (1:01:45). Watch the number of views soar on this one!

40 is the new 30! Coming to you live from the Cathedral for this week’s episode where we make our decision on whom we’re going to support as the patron podcast. We recap Beer Night and choose the latest Living Legend of PGH Dive Bar Talk…The people have spoken, and we’ve now confirmed what we’ve known all along…Tiny is indeed…adorable. Unanimously voted by those lacking Y chromosomes. There you have it. We end the intro with a salute to an old basketball friend we lost last week. Here’s to ya, Jimmy…dribbling is overrated! The Prince of Pittsburgh then tells a few stories about why things are better in pairs (22:10). PETA makes us fuzzy in the Facts of the Week. And don’t forget to pack your doggy bags for when you climb Mount Everest (31:51). The excessive boozing may have handicapped this week’s Movie and Music Game. We hope you fare better than Tiny (40:08). Would You Rather pits rivals from the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall against each other…it’s Kristen Bell or Mila Kunis (54:09). Samurai Chatter continues wraps with two of our own, made up WYRs as you keep learning more about us and we finish with a quote from Groucho Marx (1:05:18).

Episode 39 is coming to you live from the Cathedral! We will be making our live appearance at the Bamboo Bar this Thursday, 2/22. Stop by and say hi and Tiny will buy you a beer (and put it on the collective tab)…This week, we further discuss our desire to be the patron podcast for those in need. Who do you think we can help the most? Another name is revealed in our list of Living Legends of PGH Dive Bar Talk. Do you think you have what it takes to be a living legend? Hear what local history the Prince of Pittsburgh took in at the seminar he recently attended (18:21). The Facts of the Week confirm that Western Union is still the fastest way to send money and you can live a pampered life in New Hampshire (34:07). See if Tiny goes down in flames yet again in this week’s Movie & Music Games (39:59). From there, the Prince goes into painstaking detail of what it’s like to be a Pittsburgh sports fan these days (49:41). Tune in for a new spin on our old games (55:57) and Samurai Chatter (1:02:34) segments. And as always, we finish with a quote, this week it’s Ernest Hemingway. #VoteAdorable

Love is in the air for Episode 38, our Valentine’s Day special. Testing, 1..2.. mics are working this time! We cover all the things going on over on our website to start things off…including a poll based on last week’s guest and her suggestion…Is Tiny Adorable? Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com and cast your vote. There’s a few new features and, as always, a chance to win a free shirt for participating in the Pick 3. A few technical difficulties gave our hosts some extra time to drink on set…for you, the fans!...and it starts to show even earlier than normal as we tell some unromantic stories from our past (13:31). The Prince’s empire spans the entire state not just Pittsburgh! The Facts of the Week continue with more from St. Valentine, a man of many talents apparently. If you’re budget is tight, may we suggest a Filipino group wedding on Valentines Day? (23:59) We persevere through the Movie & Music Game…more than once (33:01). This week’s Would You Rather is the battle of the Jessica’s…Simpson vs. Alba. (45:07). We end with four more deep thought questions and a quote from Zach Galifianakis (55:10).

Episode 37 kicks off with another inductee into the Living Legends of PGH Dive Bar Talk. None better than Prince Huckamuckf*** seems to fit the bill. He can now add it to his plethora of accolades. We also have two more entries in the annals of our First Two Paragraphs of the Penthouse Letters, one from each host. From there, we spotlight our latest interview...the person the Prince calls his first true love. Hear all about his tales of courtship at Kent State in this really fun back and forth (18:57). The Fact(s) of the Week remind you to check on your deceased loved ones before you cremate them and how much would you pay to be buried next to Marylin Monroe…sorta? (43:07) F, Marry, Chili, Hopscotch adds another dimension as we debate five lovely ladies this week (49:12). Samurai Chatter rounds out with three questions that would make Jack Handey from SNL jealous and a quote from Oscar Wilde (58:51).

If you’ve ever felt gymnophoria, we’re pretty sure your hunch was correct…that is, if the Prince of Pittsburgh was in the same room with you! We kickoff Episode 36 discussing this as well as Hugh Hefner, Dante’s Inferno, and we offer alternatives to help you with your road rage. The Prince tells a tale where the police are involved and it’s not his fault for a change (15:44). The hardest working podcast in four states has three facts of the week cover bandicoots, emus and extracurricular activity at the Bass Pro Shop (25:15). Can anyone…anyone…get this week’s Movie Game? (31:43). Samurai Chatter asks what job would you pay someone to do for you and we end with a quote from W.C. Fields (53:42).

In honor of Prince Huckamuckfuck’s induction into the Legends of Aviation, we begin Episode 35 debating who should make the list of the Living Legends of PGH Dive Bar Talk. Do you have what it takes? From there, the Prince of Pittsburgh recalls a summer of breaking curfew on a college campus (16:28). The Fact(s) of the Week include the state of the American economy, stupid criminals and social media criticizing the military (22:21). Tiny’s frigid run in the Movie/Music Game continues this week, you can surely do better…and stop calling me Shirley (28:29). The Prince wonders what motivates the military to recruit at his gym (38:46). F/Marry/Chili goes in many directions with the three ladies from Gilligan’s Island (41:26). We continue to expose our softer side in Samurai Chatter and wrap up with a quote from Groucho Marx (48:03).

Episode 34 features a very good interview with Jim Kratsas. He’s most known for going to school with the Prince of Pittsburgh, but he’s also met six US Presidents and worked for two of them as a museum curator at the Jimmy Carter Presidential Library and Museum in Atlanta and deputy director of the Gerald R. Ford Presidential Museum in Grand Rapids. Don’t miss these stories and interactions with the Bill Russell, Bobby Knight, Arnold Palmer and the Prince of Pittsburgh, including some old war stories from high school…it’s some of the show’s best work to date. We managed to squeeze the Movie Game in and Samurai Chatter, but the interview is the focus this week. Tune in, you’ll be glad you did.

We’re going international for Episode 33. Our newest venture into social media has us in the UK, Canada, Ireland, Germany and…India. With 128 million English speaking folks, India is potentially an untapped market for the show! Satyameva Jayate! From there, the Prince of Pittsburgh writes another chapter in his Book of Bad Decisions (13:05). The Fact(s) of the Week include a running of the bulls in the New Jersey train station, dumb criminals and disoriented Russian stowaways (20:46). Speaking of dumb, see if you can beat Tiny in the Movie Game / Music Game (26:57). Then find out why the Prince isn’t happy when he’s at the gym (35:22). This week’s Would You Rather keeps it in the family with Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner. We finish up with Samurai Chatter and a quote from Judge Smails. (51:29)

The Prince of Pittsburgh was interviewed on One on One with Lee Adams on Upper St. Clair TV. In Part 1 they talked high school basketball for about an hour. Lots of stories about The Prince's brother, Dick DeVenzio, who was a First Team Parade All American Basketball player and a professional player in Europe.

Lee has a comfortable interview style and an encyclopedic knowledge of sports. A consummate professional, he drew stories out of The Prince with such ease that I could have listened to their conversation all day. I can't even pretend to be a sports fan, but I enjoyed every minute. The stories had a lot of humor, but like so many sports stories, they held life lessons that resonate with everyone.

Part 2 starts with Lee interviewing Emily, The Prince's daughter. She's a teacher in the Upper St. Clair School District and they discuss the way education techniques are changing since COVID. If that's not your cup of tea, fast forward to the 39:10 timestamp for the continuation of The Prince's interview.

Episode 32 shows our true professionalism as we were able to overcome the odds and create exciting, new content in less-than-ideal circumstances...for you, the fans!. We ponder changing our names and rebranding the show for the new year and round out the intro with reading fan comments from last week. From there, the Prince of Pittsburgh shows off his softer, emotional side in a segment he calls Tears of a Clown (13:38). The FOTW return after last week’s hiatus with a Darwin-award nominee involving more aquatic critters, optimists and astronauts. (19:32) The ever-popular Movie Game/Music Game is back again for your participation trophy mantle. (26:05) After which, the Prince takes issue with the post office and funeral processions. (33:35) F / Marry / Chili / Hopscotch will have you seeing red. (39:01) And we corral the unruly and obnoxious masses in studio as long as we can to try and finish Samurai Chatter. (45:08)

Happy New Year from the PGH Dive Bar Talk family to yours. This week, we have something special for you all. We offer reprieve from the Prince of Pittsburgh and we have a very special guest…Sean Walker. Sean is the brother of Pittsburgh Pirates great, Neil Walker. He comes from such an athletic family, it’s almost hard to believe. There are no participation trophies on their mantle. Find out if he ever pays to watch a baseball game and if the Christmas presents get any better when a pro athlete signs a big contract. You’ll learn something you probably didn’t know, it’s worth your time to tune in for sure! (12:03). From there, we put a twist on the Movie Game and it now includes a Song Game where you can name that tune. (42:09). Samurai Chatter takes us home with three deep thought questions and a quote from Farquhar McGillivray Knowles. (51:23)

On our Christmas special, we've come to realize we aren’t very good at promotion. We plan our summer vacation to West Virginia for a Bigfoot convention and we can’t seem to understand how we didn’t make People’s Most Intriguing List. The names we hear that made up the list, including Prince Huckamuckfuck, don’t impress us much. You’ll be the life of your Christmas party if you tune in to the second segment of this week’s show. You can answer the trivia question what A Christmas Story and Porky’s have in common! (14:42) The Fact(s) of the Week cover aging turtles and their prowess and we urge you to pet the bison at your own risk! (28:38) Will Tiny get a lump of coal in his stocking or get his fourth in a row with the Movie Game? (34:17) From there, the Prince of Pittsburgh wants you to know it’s not easy being a sports fan (39:48). This week’s Would You Rather, it’s Daphne vs. Roz from Frasier (48:56). We go deep with this week’s Samurai Chatter and wrap up with a quote from Stephen Wright (56:41).

On Episode 29, we’re primed to give you the best we’ve got, even though the Prince of Pittsburgh is a bit under the weather. We recap the Top 5 Christmas movies from the website. The Prince details his weekend trip to Kent State where he took in a Clark’s show and a basketball game. From there, we’re given another coaching tale where the Prince was fired from a job in which he volunteered…at his alma mater...but that’s not the twist! Hear more about how no good deed goes unpunished (18:26). The Fact(s) of the Week include creepy statues in Vienna, Austria, more hijinks involving Australian logistics and some not-so-bright criminals (28:10). Tiny is still the underdog in this week’s Movie Game (37:53). The Prince isn’t happy about the commercials on his TV, one specific is in his crosshairs this week (46:31). This week’s F/Marry/Kill turns over a new leaf with softer, gentler hosts. We decide F/Marry/Chili/Hopscotch, but…unfortunately, two of our contestants have already met their demise (49:25). We end with another round of Samurai Chatter and a quote from David Letterman (1:00:18).

On Episode 28, the Prince of Pittsburgh starts out by throwing haymakers…and Tiny is the collateral damage. We recap our appearance at the Bamboo Bar and determine we both like Bob better than the co-host we sit next to every week…From there, the Prince gives everyone another rendition of his Penthouse Letters…Almost (20:20). This time he falls just short of rescuing a damsel in distress. In the Fact(s) of the Week, a lottery winner decides his winnings are enough and sues his family, the public education system is questioned and we advise you to not give away movie spoilers when you’re in Australia (29:32). The Movie Game reveals Hollywood isn’t always as it seems (29:32). We debut a new segment where the Prince is the king of wishful thinking (46:55)…Just like Billy Bob Thornton’s character in Bad Santa and the kid with advent calendar, we remind you that Would You Rather can’t all be winners (49:43). We close out another week with Samurai Chatter and a quote from Dolly Parton (57:15).

On Episode 27, we take the show to new heights with a new segment and our second interview…this time the interview is in studio! Before we get to that, the Prince of Pittsburgh double dips his podcast experience and highlights his appearance on One on One with Lee Adams (www.youtube.com/@twpusc.television). The Pick 5 gets its own segment this week as we discuss who we’d like to have dinner with and the results from viewer contributions. It is a travesty nobody had Tiny on their list…(15:23). Joe Werlinich is our in studio interview. Hear what it’s like to be the Prince’s brother-in-law! (29:55). The Fact(s) of the Week advise you to be careful what you’re ordering when traveling abroad, but it’s not as easy as it seems in Hunan, China (47:29). F, Marry, Kill takes on Pittsburgh sports personalities (54:30). Samurai Chatter rounds out another solid show with audience participation and a quote from George Burns (1:02:14).

Who would’ve thought we could still achieve a show first 26 episodes in, but we managed to do just that! We have our very special first interview segment you won’t want to miss (18:31)! But before that, the Prince of Pittsburgh has Ang Lee in his crosshairs and he finds a new acquaintance in the sauna at LA Fitness. From there, the Prince busts out his clipboard to retell a few coaching stories (21:38). The Fact(s) of the Week remind you it’s that time of year to consider donating toys to charity and how long would you wait in line to see Taylor Swift (34:32)? You’ll be glad you came for this week’s Movie Game (45:00). The Prince did not enjoy himself at the Penguins game in his Bitch of the Week (52:37). Two Eva’s battle in this week’s Would You Rather (59:59). There was so much more to get to, we spilled over to Samurai Chatter but still room for a quote from Winston Churchill (1:06:05).

Time to celebrate 25 episodes! This week, we score a Russian hat trick with Putin banning us for the third time in 25 shows. The Prince of Pittsburgh crosses off Isaly’s from his Bucket List and proves he’s a good Samaritan by going out and voting. From there, the Prince retells stories of attending Steelers games including the Baltimore Colts plane crash game (20:02). The Fact(s) of the Week introduce us to “siren battles”, some after school activities we’d both sign up for and we keep our priorities in order when having a heart attack (36:01). The Movie Game is a rocky road for Tiny (42:20). The Prince wants you to know he can hear you talking on your cell phone (48:39). This week’s F/Marry/Kill is the Spice Girls with a twist (51:01). We have a hard time staying on track during Samurai Chatter, but the stories are worth it! And this week’s quote is from Chuck Barris (1:02:58).

Episode 24 may be hazardous to your health! It was for your hosts early on as the studio crashed on our heads, but we persevered, for you…the fans! This week, the Prince of Pittsburgh discusses the passing of Bobby Knight and how he was recruited to play for him. Recaps his bad luck betting the Breeder’s Cup and getting bullied by the old ladies at the gym pool. He’s recapping his haunted house expo when we have our divine intervention on set (15:31). From there, the Prince tells two stories about his dad and coach, Chuck DeVenzio (20:24). The Fact(s) of the Week breaks world records with Rubik’s cube and the cat’s meow while the dogs fight with bully kangaroos (34:09). The title of this week’s Movie Game title epitomizes the hosts of the show (46:25). You’re all guilty of pissing off the Prince of Pittsburgh in this week’s bitch (54:58). Would You Rather has us choosing between two Hollywood starlets (57:26). Samurai Chatter wraps up another exciting episode with a quote from Jackie Gleason (1:04:36). See you next time!

On this special Halloween edition, the Prince of Pittsburgh dresses the part and is full of scary stories including the show getting banned in Russia for the second time. His week of using power tools leaves his house looking like a crime scene. We recap our trip to a video shoot for Tiny’s uncle’s band, the Shiners, where it’s pretty obvious which of us is the socialite. The Intro ends with the Prince paying respects to his friend, Tom Walker, who passed away last week. From there, (18:11) the Prince retells three stories of getting revenge. The Fact(s) of the Week keep the Halloween theme going with world record holding jack-o-lanterns and the legend of Stingy Jack (29:46). The Movie Game proves you don’t need a lot of money to make a great horror film (38:37). This week’s F, Marry, Kill is enough to scare anyone out of their wits (49:21). Samurai Chatter gives you, the fans, an extra Would You Rather to help celebrate the holiday (1:00:03). Happy Halloween everyone!

On Episode 22, the Prince of Pittsburgh recounts his lackluster weekend that started out with such high hopes of excessive drinking, with Kent State homecoming festivities sandwiched between Beer Night and the taping of the show. Who knew drinking - for you, the fans - would be the highlight?!? From there, both the Prince and Tiny recount their worst job interview stories (15:37), where only one of the eight led to a job opportunity. The Fact(s) of the Week tell us why we won’t consider jobs in China. Maybe we can start an exotic jewelry business, funeral parlor or there’s a farm we’d be interested in for sure! (35:58) The Movie Game features beings older than the Prince of Pittsburgh (45:59). From there, the Prince is not happy with famous people lying about writing books in order to make money (55:48). Would You Rather takes it’s turn and pits Mexico’s finest against the best Spain has to offer (59:18). Samurai Chatter gives you some more Would You Rather entertainment to see how the Prince’s mind works and finishes off the show with a Quote of the Week from two former Duke basketball players (1:04:40).

On this week’s show, the Prince of Pittsburgh talks about Roberto Clemente, the Black Out Game, and Halloween candy. From there, he recounts his Lewis and Clark expo he attended last week and finishes off with his annual pilgrimage to former site of Forbes Field to celebrate the 1960 World Series Game 7 replay. The Prince then talks about the cost of making the grade at Kent State (24:23). The Fact(s) of the Week include skydiving, running away from home, sheep getting high and the benefits of banana spiders (34:42). The Movie Game will have your heart pumping out of your chest (42:52). The Prince appreciates all the luxuries afforded him with email and technology in the Bitch of the Week (50:17). F (Spoon), Marry, Kill includes some friendly lookalikes (57:56). Samurai Chatter concludes with more things to make you think and quotes from Albert Einstein (1:10:38).

The Prince of Pittsburgh is committed to drinking for you…the fans!...Even though his beer palette isn’t the most complex. He recaps his trip to the eye doctor and reveals the reason he’s going back is easy on the eyes. The Prince then starts a new campaign to make Tiny even more popular. From there, The Prince of Pittsburgh gives more free life lessons…perception is reality in both cases (22:25). The Fact(s) of the Week cover sharks, snakes, Apple watches, beer in church and solar panels (31:52). The Prince then turns his focus to his skydiving limitations in his Bitch of the Week (52:13).

We carryover some Bigfoot discussion to celebrate our Samurai Chatter segment and the Prince recaps his attendance at a lesbian wedding. We celebrate the Prince of Pittsburgh’s daughter having a healthy baby boy! Mom and son are both home and doing well. From there, we get two unrelated stories about kids getting lost and prom dates (20:23). The Fact(s) of the Week span the globe for unusual festivals (27:20). The Prince corrects Tiny’s first mistake on the show and bitches about insurance commercials (44:39). F (Spoon), Marry, Kill uses the entire cast from a previous Movie Game (48:16).

This week, the Prince of Pittsburgh recaps our appearance at the Bamboo Bar, gets back on his Prince Huckamuckf**k rant, discusses his bad luck gambling on sports, and covers his trip to the Bigfoot expose in great detail from which a new segment is born…Samurai Chatter! From there, the Prince recounts his indoctrination into college basketball (31:33). Is this week’s handicap enough to strike fear into Tiny’s choice (52:29) for Would You Rather? The Samurai Chatter segment debuts on the show with five more Would You Rather, but not of the sexual variety (57:51).

After playing The Movie Game, the guys get a really bad idea to make a video that will go viral. Posting of this week's podcast was delayed because of copyright objections involving songs by The Lovin' Spoonful (only Zal Yanovsky is dead) and Jimi Hendrix (dead). They will not be thwarted in their endeavors as Real Podcasters! Anybody got any good Hines Ward stories?

The Prince of Pittsburgh shares yet another regret over something he didn't do - this one involves the Pro Basketball G.O.A.T. Take a moment to toast your own best friend with The Prince as he pays tribute to Hammer's trip across the Rainbow Bridge. The choice on Would You Rather is between two of Tom Brady’s ladies. The philosophy of Winnie the Pooh puts the cherry on top of this week's episode.

'23 hours in the life of The Prince of Pittsburgh' will make you glad you don't know everything your teenage kids do when you're out of town. F, Marry, Kill finally offers the ladies some better options than The Three Stooges. Studio-audience-Sue and Pick 5-Maven-Sue make the entire gender proud with their studied opinions.

Penthouse Letters usually have three paragraphs. Paragraph 1 - the fantasy is defined in detail. Paragraph 2 - serendipity provides an opportunity to fulfill the fantasy. Paragraph 3 - the fantasy is realized beyond the wildest dreams of the subject. Coach and Tiny are thwarted in their pursuit of that elusive third paragraph.

Advice from one prince to another: "Quit using the spray-on stuff!" Coach tells Prince Huckamuckf**k to either get a hair transplant or embrace the machismo that accompanies balding. The girls down the street make a lovely video tribute to Tiny and The Prince of Pittsburgh. 🎶Can you feel the love tonight?🎶 Yes!

Have you ever had one of those friends that whispers "She wants me" every time a woman even glances in his direction? If not, you do now. If so, you'll recognize what's going on in this week's Bonus Content.

This week is All About Pittsburgh. All segments relate to the City of Champions. Coach begins his quest to be named Prince of Pittsburgh. If Louise (our most loyal groupie) has anything to say about it, his coronation is right around the corner.

Coach - still basking in the romantic glow of his daughter's wedding - shares the story of his own. Would you rather ... ride in a big, luxurious Cadillac limousine or a hot little red Corvette? Do you prefer one built for comfort or speed? Stick around until the end. The guys pay homage to another great comedian.

Guys will love this episode. Ladies, after watching this, you will never again ask your man what he is thinking about. You can't handle the truth.

Coach tries to justify picking ABBA for this week's All Time Favorite Songs. A chance encounter with Johnny Majors makes driving in rush hour a small price to pay, $300 per ticket for bad seats is too high a price to pay for The Eagles. Great Movie Game!

After his week-in-review and answering viewer mail, Coach reveals his sensitive side by sharing the story of the miracle of his daughter's birth. The cougars of 80 for Brady are the objects of this week's F, Marry, Kill.

Episode 8 - Bonus Content.mp4

Regrets II. 🎶 Regrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention.🎶 That was Frank Sinatra, NOT Coach and Tiny. They've had so many regrets that it took TWO bonus videos to report them. And these are regrets for things they DIDN'T do! They don't seem to regret anything that they DID!

Coach reviews his week, tells stories about umpiring in college, translates Pittsburgh-ese, and b*tches a LOT. Great movie for the movie game. If you love movies, you'll get it on the first clue. Either way, watch it the next chance you get.

Regrets. "As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do." - 31-year-old Zachery Scott to 41-year-old Joan Crawford on the set of Mildred Pierce (1945)

Coach learns what every woman has known since birth: PEE BEFORE YOU GET IN THE CAR - whether you have to or not. Coach's anxiety about a medical condition is eased by a considerate sonogram technician.

"15 Days in the Life of ... Coach" is his best story so far. If you don't win The Movie Game after 2 clues, you've got Low T. This week's Would You Rather is a tough one - cringe-worthy.

Coach's stories of his "Brushes with Greatness" include Bill Belichick, Willie Stargell, and Jay "Tonto" Silverheels. Favorite concerts - shout out to The Clarks and Metallica. You won't win The Movie Game this week

Coach starts by reading fan mail then discusses drunk encounters with famous people, Coach's Fact of the Week, the Movie Game, another rendition of Would You Rather, and fan Q&A.

Coach tells stories about famous people he's pissed off, we play the Movie Game, Coach bitches about handicapped parking, we play a round of Would You Rather and salute Jake the Iron Sheik.

Coach talks about death, his hummingbird expo, we play the, F, Marry or Kill game, and the Movie Game. Coach bitches about doctors and we end with our first Q&A.

Coach does introductions, tells stories, bitches, plays 'Would You Rather' and other games. With looks like these, you wonder why there's video. #Pittsburgh #divebar

Press here to return to Home Page

Page updated

Google Sites

Report abuse