hosted by REAL
Alcohol Influencers
We're fictional characters, yet we're real. AND...
We're 730 pounds of podcast proclivity, 57 years of marriage with no divorces AND...
We're the hardest working podcast in four - count 'em four - states and Surinam AND...
We're the Patron Podcast of Rainbow Lorikeets, Miniskirts, Baked Beans, and Quality Footware,
AND...
We're the most puzzling podcast in the northern hemisphere - half the planet!
Crack open a beer and you can listen to the same kind of crap that you hear in your local tavern. But this is free and there are no bar fights.
The Prince of Pittsburgh
When in peril and hard times,
drinking beer makes it all better.
- TigerCoach12
Tiny
The only Category 5 podcast in the universe and the ONLY immersive podcast in the mid-Atlantic states!
How many of you can hear us this time?...Awesome. We’re a fully operational battle station this week to bring you the very best of PGHDBT, the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. Tune in as your hosts have stories about victimless crimes. We also wrap up another season for both the Movie and Music Games. And in Samurai Chatter, we expose the more personal side of your hosts with four Would You Rather questions. So belly up, buy the next round and tell ‘em where you got it.
(0:00) – Tiny gets heat for screwing up last week’s show.
(2:25) – Tales from the cheese factory.
(3:51) – The oldest beer recipe dates back to Mesopotamia.
(4:37) – Podcast Numerology. Who’s your favorite to wear the #41 uniform?
(8:48) - @newscientist Magazine Headlines:
1. In Fiji, planting mangroves has led to a resurgence in sea life.
2. Weird clump early in the universe is hotter than normal.
3. Eating more fiber at night helps you sleep.
(12:20) – The Prince returns to the YMCA and has some new $500 Club members.
(15:46) – Head over to the website to participate in the new weekly survey.
www.pghdivebartalk.com.
(19:40) – Dear Tiny / Dear Abby / Dear Prince
1. A co-worker has been permitted to work from home since the pandemic, but the rest of us have returned to the office. The co-worker has now taken a new job and resigned. I told my boss about the new job before she had a chance to resign. What advice to you have?
2. I’m nearly 70 and I’ve been remembering things that happened years ago. Now I spend a lot of time regretting things I didn’t say. What should I do?
3. I was told by my catholic priest that I shouldn’t cross my legs during service. Is this true?
(29:33) – Victimless crime stories
(38:01) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week
1. When Steven Chase wakes up from surgeries, he speaks fluent Spanish, a language he barely knows.
2. Rosy Grant discovered a recipe on a tombstone. After discovering many, she’s now published a cookbook ‘To Die For’.
3. Trevor Van Camp proposed to his girlfriend from Sky Bridge in Michigan, but he dropped it and it fell 118 feet in the snow. The ring was recovered and she said yes.
(44:35) – The Movie Game
(48:35) – The Music Game
(52:38) – Argy Bargy
(55:21) – Would You Rather. Jessie Diggins vs. Mikaela Shiffrin
(1:01:39) – Samurai Chatter
1. What’s something you do differently than most people?
2. If you had unlimited money, what would you do to invest in your happiness?
3. What is the most desirable trait another person can have?
4. What you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?
5. Yogi Berra quote
Quote of the Week
"If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be."
- Yogi Berra
This Week at the Dive Bar*
* "Dive Bar" is like "Air Force One". If The Prince of Pittsburgh is there, it's the Dive Bar.
Lucky for us, we know a guy who knows a Scout! Tiny's Tori can satisfy that cookie jones that has been driving us nuts ever since the last Christmas cookie disappeared. Just click on this link:
https://digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/victoria_tori_641119
Let it be known throughout the land that from this day forth,
Jeff W. and
Coach Ed
have been officially recognized as
Living Legends of
Pgh Dive Bar Talk
We've been enjoying Jeff W's wit and charm from the very beginning of the podcast without even knowing it. He's The Prince of Pittsburgh's Go-to Guy for his opinion on all of the surveys and Would-you-rathers. His prompt replies are not only remarkable for their insight, but so funny that segments which utilize his replies are genuine pleasure to work on. Thanks Jeff!
Coach Ed is a fan favorite who is a lot of fun to hang out with. Check out the shows he co-hosted - Episodes 121 and 134. (open our menu, then choose "Previous Episodes"). He was Tiny's mentor in high school and a friend to the show now. We'll be waiting excitedly for his return to The Cathedral with his hilarious stories and his quick wit.
Feel Good Song of the Day
Dear Tiny...
With 57 years of marriage - and ZERO divorces - between them, Tiny and the Prince of Pittsburgh have seen and done it all! Now - for the first time - they are willing to share the secrets of their success in dating, love, marriage and living happily ever after. What puzzles you? They can show you the path to true happiness! Nothing is out of bounds. Have you ever wondered how to...? Go ahead and ask - they have the answers! Your real name will be kept private, and the best questions will be answered on the podcast. If you want to drop the fellas a note, feel free to leave it here.
In his never-ending desire to serve you, his loyal subjects, the Prince of Pittsburgh has mounted a quest for the holy grail of dive bar sustenance - the perfect pizza. Henceforth, The Prince will eat as much pizza required to make a comprehensive evaluation of the pies offered by bars, restaurants, and parlors in the four-state area of his domain. Six attributes will be evaluated on a 1-10 scale for a possible perfect score of 60.
160 Brickyard Rd
Mars, PA 16046
724-687-7900
orderoffthevinepizzapie.com
Open 11 a.m. - 9:00 p.m.
Monday - Sunday
February 10, 2026
The Prince evaluated a Pepperoni Pizza:
8 - Appearance
7 - Cheese
8 - Sauce
7 - Crust
8 - Topping Amount
8 - General Flavor
46 - Total Score
Very good, and also good wings. If you want to eat in, they have a couple of tables so it's obviously very quiet. They have a very nice television. My guest LOVED the pizza!
The Prince's guest chose a pie with onion, mushrooms, and meatballs:
10 - Appearance
10 - Cheese
10 - Sauce
10 - Crust
10 - Topping Amount
10 - General Flavor
60 - Total Score!!!
The Superfans have challenged Tiny to his own games. Each week they play along on The Movie Game (5 points for the title, 1 point for the year it was released) and The Music Game (3 for the song title, 2 for the artist, 1 point for the release year).
Miller Time!
by Jim Miller - Living Legend of Pgh Dive Bar Talk
Chug IPA
Mash Gang
Non-alcoholic - IPA
Very good! One of the best hazy NAs I've had. I love it. Pnly 60 calories, too.
Cheers! 🍻
Earned the Riding Steady (Level 42) Badge
Earned the God Save the King Badge
4.5 / 5 Bottle Caps!
Jim Miller, January 3, 2026
Previous Miller Time reviews of non-alcoholic beers: Clausthaler IPA, Disarm Hazy IA, Double Tasty NA IPA, Downshift NA IPA, Fancy Line, Free Wave Hazy IPA, Freedom Amber, Galaxy Ripple, Ghost Haze, Indiewave, Just the Hae, Kolsch Style, Nostalgic Ski Lodge, Mash Gang, Oktoberfest, Partake, Self-Care Fresh Tropical IPA, Trail Pass Brewviza, Upside Dawn Golden, West Coast IPA
Dive Bar Surveys
Final Results for the last surveys...
Thanks for playing!
Prince-Pgh, Emily-Pittsburgh, Marek-Pittsburgh, Callum-Pittsburgh, Ania-Pittsburgh, Amy-Mars, McCalmont-Oxford, Jeff-Venice, Bob-New Castle, Lora-Gibsonia, Rebecca-Lakewood, DJ-Cleveland, Frank D, Tom M, and Living Legend Guru.
Living Legends of
Pgh Dive Bar Talk
Coach Ed
Jeff W.
Tom M.
Bill S.
Rootstown Sue
Pittsburgh Sue
Paul G.
Flip
George E.
Debbie
Rachel R.
Clayton G.
Jeff T.
Misty
Chaz
Sully
Jim Cox
GURU
Jeff D of Venice
Brian of York (Tommy Titters)
Roland
Cinrock Grimstone
New Castle Bob
Miller
Zelda
Mr. Harrelson
Prince Huckamuckf**k
Jane
Favorite Dive Bars
(Pennsylvania if not noted otherwise)
Albert’s, Dormont
Bamboo Bar and Beach, Cranberry Twp - Jane
Clyde & Patty’s, Harmar
Cole's Tavern, Wexford - Chaz
Eddie's, Wall - GeorgeE.
Garvey’s, South Side
Jack’s, Southside
James Street Tavern, Turtle Creek
JB’s, Curtisville
Kelly’s, East Liberty
Kimmies, Castle Shannon
Lucky B's - Latrobe - George E.
Nancy's Tavern, West Middlesex, PA
New Moon Saloon, West Deer
Nico’s Recovery Room, Bloomfield
Our Gang's, Sharon
Rosecliff Tavern Monroeville - Jeannette
Ray’s Hotspot, Marienville
Sophie’s Saloon, Carrick
The Boro Bar, Edinboro
The Gateway, Richland Twp
The Hotel Bar, Edinboro
The Nightingale Inn, Hermitage
The Phyrst, State College
Woodpeckers, Upper Burrell
FL - Fisherman's Shack, Hudson - Bill A.
FL - Green Parrot, Key West
FL - Palace Saloon, San Fernando Beach
FL - Retreat Tavern, Tampa
FL - Schooner Wharf, Key West - Matt
FL - The Shipwreck, Clearwater Beach
MD - The Cork Bar, Ocean City
NC - Player's Retreat, Raleigh - Le
NY - Rudy's, NYC - JJ Miller
OH - Dominick’s, Kent - Amy
OH - Olde Dutch Mill, Lake Milton
OH - Tito's, Atwater
SC - Quarterdeck, Myrtle Beach - Jeannette
