Pittsburgh Dive Bar Talk
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The Prince of Pittsburgh
The Prince of Pittsburgh
Tiny - nekkid in a hot tub
Tiny - nekkid in a hot tub
This Week's Episode
This Week's Episode
The only Category 5 podcast in the universe and the ONLY immersive podcast in the mid-Atlantic states!
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We're fictional characters, yet we're real. AND...
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AND...
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Crack open a beer and you can listen to the same kind of crap that you hear in your local tavern. But this is free and there are no bar fights.
180 - Breach of the Peace
Quotes of the Week
Alcohol Influence of the week:
"People say it's hard to quit drinking. It's actually easy. I've done it a thousand times."
–W.C. Fields
"Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children."
– Church Bulletin
"What a doctor I've got! He's really mixed up. Last week he grabbed my knee and told me to turn my head and cough, then he hit me in the balls with a hammer!"
- Rodney Dangerfield
This Week at the Dive Bar*
* "Dive Bar" is like "Air Force One". If The Prince of Pittsburgh is there, it's the Dive Bar.
Tiny and his buddy, Derek, in Las Vegas to see his 64th and 65th Metalica concerts! Another weekend of priceless memories!
Feel Good Song of the Week.
Meme of the day
Don't have the time for a full episode? Check out what's in
Tiny's Shorts
Tiny's Shorts
The Prince of Pittsburgh's Perfect Pizza Quest
The Prince of Pittsburgh's Perfect Pizza Quest
In his never-ending desire to serve you, his loyal subjects, the Prince of Pittsburgh has mounted a quest for the holy grail of dive bar sustenance - the perfect pizza. Henceforth, The Prince will eat as much pizza required to make a comprehensive evaluation of the pies offered by bars, restaurants, and parlors in the four-state area of his domain. Six attributes will be evaluated on a 1-10 scale for a possible perfect score of 60.
724-2655-2463
www.stellospizzeria.com
Tue-Sat 11:00am - 9:00pm
Sunday and Monday closed
October 26, 2026
The Prince evaluated a Pepperoni Pizza:
9 - Appearance
7 - Cheese
6 - Sauce
4 - Crust
5 - Topping Amount
7 - General Flavor
38 - Total Score
The crust looked good, but it was a workout for the jaw to chew. My other numbers may have been higher if I hadn't had a problem with the crust.
The Prince's Guest also rated a pepperoni pie:
9 - Appearance
8 - Cheese
6 - Sauce
6 - Crust
7 - Topping Amount
7 - General Flavor
43 - Total Score
The Superfans have challenged Tiny to his own games. Each week they play along on The Movie Game (5 points for the title, 1 point for the year it was released) and The Music Game (3 for the song title, 2 for the artist, 1 point for the release year).
Dive Bar Surveys
Final Results for last week's surveys...
No surprise, local legend Bruno Sammartino topped the list of favorite pro wrestlers. The next 3, in order, were
Hulk Hogan
The Rock
Andre the Giant
The Sports Guru ranked them:
#1 Macho Man Randy Savage & Nature Boy Ric Flair tied
#3 Hulk Hogan & The Shiek tied
#5 Jake the Snake
Lots of stories of interactions with Bruno - Keith V played football with his son, Tom M's Mom worked for him. Every kid who grew up in the 80's loved The Hulkster.
The other favorites were Haystacks Calhoun, Jake the Snake, John Tenta, Johnny Defazio, Kurt Angle, Larry Zybyszko, Macho Man Randy Savage, Mankind, Mic Foley aka Cactus Jack, Nature Boy Ric Flair, Rowdy Roddy Piper, and The Bushwhackers
It was a tight race, but Mr. Rogers edged out Michael Keaton by a single vote at the last minute. Write-in votes for Donnie Iris pushed him into 3rd place as Christina Aguilera, Jimmy Stewart, and Dennis Miller tied for 4th. Honorable mention goes to Jeff Goldblum, Joe Mangianello, Kurt Angle, and Noah Wylie.
Thanks for playing: Ania-Pittsburgh, Brad C, Callum-Pittsburgh, Carol L M, Charlie N, Dave D, Diane H B, Emily-Pittsburgh, Frank D, Guru, Jeff D-Venice, Jeff G, Jim-Grand Haven, Keith V, Lora-Gibsonia, Marek-Pittsburgh, Misty S P, Pamela J, Prince-Pgh, Rachel R, Robert S, Susan C J, Tiny, Tom M, Val B W
Miller Time!
by Jim Miller - Living Legend of Pgh Dive Bar Talk
Creepy Lustra
Dancing Gnome
Pale Ale - American
Been a while since I've had a Lustra, first ever Creepy Lustra... this was very good!
Earned the Pale as the Moon (Level 22) Badge
Cheers!🍻
Can purchased at Beer on 8
4.25 / 5 Bottle Caps!
Jim Miller, October 11, 2026
Dear Tiny...
With 57 years of marriage - and ZERO divorces - between them, Tiny and the Prince of Pittsburgh have seen and done it all! Now - for the first time - they are willing to share the secrets of their success in dating, love, marriage and living happily ever after. What puzzles you? They can show you the path to true happiness! Nothing is out of bounds. Have you ever wondered how to...? Go ahead and ask - they have the answers! Your real name will be kept private, and the best questions will be answered on the podcast. If you want to drop the fellas a note, feel free to leave it here.
Living Legends of
Pgh Dive Bar Talk
Greg S.
Jason B.
Jim L.
Ollie T.
Coach Ed
Jeff W.
Tom M.
Bill S.
Rootstown Sue
Pittsburgh Sue
Paul G.
Flip
George E.
Debbie
Rachel R.
Clayton G.
Jeff T.
Misty
Chaz
Sully
Jim Cox
GURU
Jeff D of Venice
Brian of York (Tommy Titters)
Roland
Cinrock Grimstone
New Castle Bob
Miller
Zelda
Mr. Harrelson
Prince Huckamuckf**k
Jane
Favorite Dive Bars
(Pennsylvania if not noted otherwise)
Albert’s, Dormont
Bamboo Bar and Beach, Cranberry Twp - Jane
Clyde & Patty’s, Harmar
Cole's Tavern, Wexford - Chaz
Eddie's, Wall - GeorgeE.
Garvey’s, South Side
Jack’s, Southside
James Street Tavern, Turtle Creek
JB’s, Curtisville
Kelly’s, East Liberty
Kimmies, Castle Shannon
Lucky B's - Latrobe - George E.
Nancy's Tavern, West Middlesex, PA
New Moon Saloon, West Deer
Nico’s Recovery Room, Bloomfield
Our Gang's, Sharon
Rosecliff Tavern Monroeville - Jeannette
Ray’s Hotspot, Marienville
Sophie’s Saloon, Carrick
The Boro Bar, Edinboro
The Gateway, Richland Twp
The Hotel Bar, Edinboro
The Nightingale Inn, Hermitage
The Phyrst, State College
Woodpeckers, Upper Burrell
FL - Fisherman's Shack, Hudson - Bill A.
FL - Green Parrot, Key West
FL - Palace Saloon, San Fernando Beach
FL - Retreat Tavern, Tampa
FL - Schooner Wharf, Key West - Matt
FL - The Shipwreck, Clearwater Beach
MD - The Cork Bar, Ocean City
NC - Player's Retreat, Raleigh - Le
NY - Rudy's, NYC - JJ Miller
OH - Dominick’s, Kent - Amy
OH - Olde Dutch Mill, Lake Milton
OH - Tito's, Atwater
SC - Quarterdeck, Myrtle Beach - Jeannette
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