159 - Total Idiots At Work

Welcome back, we have a great show for you today, because we are the only Category 5 podcast in the universe! There’s more drunken stories from each of your hosts. Maybe some of you have been in similar situations. You’ll have to listen to find out. Play along with the Would You Rathers, including  Samurai Chatter. It’s all fun and games. Remember, tell ‘em where you got it. 

(00:52) – “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemmingway. 

(2:09) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear #59? Jack Hamm? Tony Sanchez?

(6:05) - @NewScientist Magazine Headlines:

1. A sauna may reduce your dimension risk. 

2. Red light therapy could decelerate cognitive decline.

3. Quantum mechanics says reality isn’t as solid as we think it is.

(8:32) – Prince Huckamuck’s brother is not as willing to make amends as other members of the royal family.

(9:25) – Tiny wusses out on going to the Machine Head concert even after hearing from the band. 

(11:14) – Surveys are up on the website and Facebook page, head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com to cast your votes.

(14:47) – Dear Tiny

(18:30) – Drunks telling drunken stories for your pleasure.

(29:43) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

1. A startup tech firm is looking for 10 masturbation consultants to test company products. 

2. An English man wanted to raise prostate cancer awareness by pulling a 2-ton Renault Cleo by his genitals and setting himself on fire.

3. Rasputin’s holy relic phallus determined to be nothing more than a dried sea cucumber. 

(35:25) – The Movie Game

(39:47) – The Music Game

(42:38) – Argy Bargy

(45:02) – Would You Rather. Dylan Drey vs. Laura Jarrett (The Today Show)

(51:37) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather run out of toilet paper every time you go or have to dry yourself with paper towels every time you shower? 

2. Same pay, would you rather be a Fishing Boat Captain or a Fitness Club Manager? 

3. Would you rather have beers with Mister Rogers or Larry of the 3 Stooges? 

4. You’re on a raft, but you can only save one; Uncle Fester, Cousin It, or Grandpa Munster?

5. Groucho Marx quote 

Which 80s music icon would you want to sit next to on a 12-hour flight.