Pittsburgh Dive Bar Talk
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The Prince of Pittsburgh
The Prince of Pittsburgh
Tiny - nekkid in a hotub
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AND...
We're the most puzzling podcast in the northern hemisphere - half the planet!
Crack open a beer and you can listen to the same kind of crap that you hear in your local tavern. But this is free and there are no bar fights.
This Week's Episode
This Week's Episode
The only Category 5 podcast in the universe and the ONLY immersive podcast in the mid-Atlantic states!
168 - Orangutang Epidurals
Have you ever beat the system? It hasn’t happened often to your hosts, but they have a few stories of when they got the upper hand. Tune in to hear how. A very busy episode this week. Don't miss it, the next one will be here before you know it!
(1:49) – Tiny collects stickers?
(2:50) – Podcast Numerology. Who you got? Two Pittsburgh legends come to mind right away, LC Greenwood and Jaromir Jagr.
(4:31) - @NewScientist Magazine Headlines:
1. Solving gravity’s greatest mystery.
2. Childbirth for some primates is harder than for humans.
3. “Hobbit” hominins scavenge meat left over from Komodo dragons.
(7:15) – PDBT attended the races at the Meadows this week. A good time was had by all.
(8:30) – Can any of you guess how many Hawaiian shirts the Coach has in his possession? Awesome. Tune in with your guess.
(9:50) – Survey time. Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com or our Facebook page for more info. One more for the bad guys.
(14:46) – Dear Tiny
(20:32) – Story time. Hear your hosts tell stories of when they’ve beat the system.
(31:20) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze. Rapid Fire Edition. Hang on to your hats!
(38:32) – The Movie Game
(41:59) – The Music Game
(44:58) – Argy Bargy
(46:53) – Would You Rather. Jane Mansfield vs. Raquel Welch
(53:19) – Samurai Chatter
1. Do you prefer the pool or the ocean?
2. Pay being the same, would you rather be a roulette dealer or a real estate appraiser?
3. Who would you rather drink with, Mr. Ed or Mr. Clean?
4. You can only save one on your life raft, Bullwinkle, the Road Runner or Big Bird?
5. Rodney Dangerfield quote
Quotes of the Week
“There are two types of people I don't trust. People who don't drink and people who collect stickers.”
- Chelsea Handler
"I get no respect from my wife. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. Then my wife lit it!"
- Rodney Dangerfield
This Week at the Dive Bar*
* "Dive Bar" is like "Air Force One". If The Prince of Pittsburgh is there, it's the Dive Bar.
The entire royal family on holiday in Cleveland. The highlight of the trip? A Bucco game, of course!!
Feel Good Song of the Day.
Meme of the day
Don't have the time for a full episode? Check out what's in
Tiny's Shorts
Tiny's Shorts
Dear Tiny...
With 57 years of marriage - and ZERO divorces - between them, Tiny and the Prince of Pittsburgh have seen and done it all! Now - for the first time - they are willing to share the secrets of their success in dating, love, marriage and living happily ever after. What puzzles you? They can show you the path to true happiness! Nothing is out of bounds. Have you ever wondered how to...? Go ahead and ask - they have the answers! Your real name will be kept private, and the best questions will be answered on the podcast. If you want to drop the fellas a note, feel free to leave it here.
The Prince of Pittsburgh's Perfect Pizza Quest
The Prince of Pittsburgh's Perfect Pizza Quest
In his never-ending desire to serve you, his loyal subjects, the Prince of Pittsburgh has mounted a quest for the holy grail of dive bar sustenance - the perfect pizza. Henceforth, The Prince will eat as much pizza required to make a comprehensive evaluation of the pies offered by bars, restaurants, and parlors in the four-state area of his domain. Six attributes will be evaluated on a 1-10 scale for a possible perfect score of 60.
Large Plain Pizza and Pints
1411 Duncan Avenue
Pittsburgh, PA 15237
(412)-364-4565
largeplaininc@gmail.com
Open
Mon-Thurs 10am-10 pm
Fri & Sat 10 am-11 pm
Sunday 11am-10 pm
July 29, 2026
The Prince evaluated a Pepperoni Pizza:
8 - Appearance
7 - Cheese
8 - Sauce
9 - Crust
8 - Topping Amount
8 - General Flavor
48 - Total Score
Sit down or take out, some nice specials if you eat in. (Like half price alcohol on Thursday!) The spicy pepperoni had some honey added if you like it sweeter.
The Prince's guest also chose a pie with pepperoni:
7 - Appearance
7 - Cheese
9 - Sauce
7 - Crust
9 - Topping Amount
8 - General Flavor
47 - Total Score
The Superfans have challenged Tiny to his own games. Each week they play along on The Movie Game (5 points for the title, 1 point for the year it was released) and The Music Game (3 for the song title, 2 for the artist, 1 point for the release year).
Hip Hip Hurray!! teddy roosevelt defies all odds!!
Teddy has been a dedicated player since the Superfan Challenge began. Each game was met with plenty of spirit and determination, but the total score for the season barely broke into double digits. Teddy scored one 6 in The Movie Game in Season 3 and one 6 in The Music Game in Season 9. In an amazing come-back, Teddy has started Season 11 with perfect scores in BOTH games! Somebody hold Teddy's beer! Season 11 will be taken like the charge up San Juan Hill!
Dive Bar Surveys
Final Results for last week's surveys...
Spencer Gifts, Sears, and Monkey Wards finished in a tight race for Win, Place, and Show.
The rankings in order were:
Spencer Gifts
Sears
Montgomery Ward
National Record Mart
Kaufmanns
Radio Shack
JCPenney
Waldenbooks
Write-ins National Record Mart and Kaufmann's beat out 5 of the stores on the list!
Mint Chocolate Chip was the hands-down favorite. Chocolate came in second, followed by Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, Cookies and Cream, and Vanilla in a 3-way tie for third place.
The rankings in order were:
Mint Chocolate Chip
Chocolate
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Cookies and Cream
Vanilla
Butter Pecan
Pistachio
Rocky Road
Strawberry
Tiny chose Vanilla - as long as it has lots of toppings. Jason B has a sweet tooth for Chocolate with peanut butter, The Prince craves Chocolate Swirl, Jane melts for Jamocha Almond Fudge, and Brian C likes Peanut Butter Swirl,.
Thanks for Playing: Alex D, Amy-Mars, Bob S, Brad P, Brian C, Charlie N, Dave D, Emily-Pittsburgh, Frank D, Guru, Jane-Mars, Jason B, Jim-Grand Haven, Jimmy M, Jimmy-Raleigh NC. Misty S P, Pamela J, Prince-Pgh, Rebecca, Robert S, Ryan W, Sandy H S, Tiny, Wendy Y
Miller Time!
by Jim Miller - Living Legend of Pgh Dive Bar Talk
Nastro Azzurro 0.0% Senza Alcol
Birra Peroni
Non-alcoholic - Lager
Tastes ;ike a light, crispy boi.
Earned the Cheers to You! (Level 13) Badge
Cheers!🍻
Bottle purchased at Amici Italian Restaurant
3.5 / 5 Bottle Caps!
Jim Miller, June 12, 2026
Previous Miller Time reviews of non-alcoholic beers: All In, Clausthaler IPA, Chug IPA, Disarm Hazy IA, Double Tasty NA IPA, Downshift NA IPA, Easy Dust, Fancy Line, Free Wave Hazy IPA, Freedom Amber, Galaxy Ripple, Ghost Haze, Indiewave, Just the Hae, Kolsch Style, NA Ninja vs Unicorn, Nostalgic Ski Lodge, Mash Gang, Oktoberfest, Partake, Self-Care Fresh Tropical IPA, Trail Pass Brewviza, Upside Dawn Golden, West Coast IPA
Living Legends of
Pgh Dive Bar Talk
Jason B.
Jim L.
Ollie T.
Coach Ed
Jeff W.
Tom M.
Bill S.
Rootstown Sue
Pittsburgh Sue
Paul G.
Flip
George E.
Debbie
Rachel R.
Clayton G.
Jeff T.
Misty
Chaz
Sully
Jim Cox
GURU
Jeff D of Venice
Brian of York (Tommy Titters)
Roland
Cinrock Grimstone
New Castle Bob
Miller
Zelda
Mr. Harrelson
Prince Huckamuckf**k
Jane
Favorite Dive Bars
(Pennsylvania if not noted otherwise)
Albert’s, Dormont
Bamboo Bar and Beach, Cranberry Twp - Jane
Clyde & Patty’s, Harmar
Cole's Tavern, Wexford - Chaz
Eddie's, Wall - GeorgeE.
Garvey’s, South Side
Jack’s, Southside
James Street Tavern, Turtle Creek
JB’s, Curtisville
Kelly’s, East Liberty
Kimmies, Castle Shannon
Lucky B's - Latrobe - George E.
Nancy's Tavern, West Middlesex, PA
New Moon Saloon, West Deer
Nico’s Recovery Room, Bloomfield
Our Gang's, Sharon
Rosecliff Tavern Monroeville - Jeannette
Ray’s Hotspot, Marienville
Sophie’s Saloon, Carrick
The Boro Bar, Edinboro
The Gateway, Richland Twp
The Hotel Bar, Edinboro
The Nightingale Inn, Hermitage
The Phyrst, State College
Woodpeckers, Upper Burrell
FL - Fisherman's Shack, Hudson - Bill A.
FL - Green Parrot, Key West
FL - Palace Saloon, San Fernando Beach
FL - Retreat Tavern, Tampa
FL - Schooner Wharf, Key West - Matt
FL - The Shipwreck, Clearwater Beach
MD - The Cork Bar, Ocean City
NC - Player's Retreat, Raleigh - Le
NY - Rudy's, NYC - JJ Miller
OH - Dominick’s, Kent - Amy
OH - Olde Dutch Mill, Lake Milton
OH - Tito's, Atwater
SC - Quarterdeck, Myrtle Beach - Jeannette
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