We're fictional characters, yet we're real. AND...
We're 720 pounds of podcast proclivity, 55 years of marriage with no divorces AND...
We're the hardest working, immersive podcast in four - count 'em four - states and Surinam AND...
We're the Patron Podcast of the Church of Laughter in the Czech Republic, Women who Perform SKwat thrusts, Hong Kong husbands (see the first minute of Episode 92), AND Basil Harwood, church warden of St. Andrew’s Church
Crack open a beer and you can listen to the same kind of crap that you hear in your local tavern. But this is free and there are no bar fights.
The Prince of Pittsburgh
When in peril and hard times,
drinking beer makes it all better.
- TigerCoach12
Tiny
The only Category 5 podcast in the universe and one of the few immersive podcasts in the mid-Atlantic states!
Here we go again, gaining momentum from Episode 100, we are here to bring you Episode 101 because we are the hardest working podcast in four states and the only Category 5 podcast in the universe!
(1:17) – Early shoutout to Mr. Harrelson for his many contributions to the show.
(4:15) – Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com to hear a feel-good song of the day, participate in the Top 3, catch up on old episodes, beer and pizza ratings, see photos of friends of the show and much, much more!
(6:19) – Tune in later as the Movie and Music games get a bit of a facelift. See what’s new and join in the competition.
(6:59) – What new segment could we call Hell’s Half Acre? What about Silo’s Sage Sayings? Or maybe the Good, the Bad and the Ugly? Stay tuned…
(8:35) – It wouldn’t be PGHDBT if we didn’t talk about Prince Huckamuck…What did he do this time?
(10:31) – Scientific American headlines:
1. Dolphins communicate with fountains of urine.
2. Menstrual cycles play prominent role in ADHD symptoms.
3. Magnetic maps help turtles find where to eat.
(12:27) – Dear Tiny
Q1. I have collected a sizeable array of pubic hairs from my bed over the years, however, they’ve developed an amazing stench. What should I do?
Q2. Can we have an update on your B-hole?
Q3. My father was out of town last week and I was left alone with my stepmother. We did it three times a day for the entire week. Was I wrong for doing it?
(18:41) – Road Trip stories. 1 from each of your hosts.
(29:03) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze with a Twist!
1. Chinese man gets girlfriends hand stuck in his mouth, ends up in hospital.
2. Chinese crocodile farm declares bankruptcy after buyers won’t harvest their own crocs.
3. Chinese chemical company tells single employees they must reproduce children or face termination for being disloyal.
(33:15) – The Movie Game. New rules. Join in the fun!
(38:22) – The new and improved Music Game!
(41:17) – The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly…of LA Fitness…
(48:42) – Would You Rather. Hilary Duff or Ashley Graham
(54:59) – Samurai Chatter
Q1. What will you never do?
Q2. What do you do to impress others?
Q3. What would you say to your younger self?
Q4. What is your favorite simple pleasure?
(1:03:12) – Yogi Berra quote
Quote of the Week
"I always thouht that record would stand until it was broken."
- Yogi Berra
This Week at the Dive Bar*
* "Dive Bar" is like "Air Force One". If The Prince of Pittsburgh is there, it's the Dive Bar.
Amy from Pine Twp knows this song cheers up everyone, not just her. Thanks, Amy!
Feel Good Song of the Day!
In his never-ending desire to serve you, his loyal subjects, the Prince of Pittsburgh has mounted a quest for the holy grail of dive bar sustenance - the perfect pizza. Henceforth, The Prince will eat as much pizza required to make a comprehensive evaluation of the pies offered by bars, restaurants, and parlors in the four-state area of his domain. Six attributes will be evaluated on a 1-10 scale for a possible perfect score of 60.
The Prince of Pittsburgh found another great pizza, this time in Wexford. They also offer an expansive menu of great Italian food. They're also willing to sell pizza by the slice!
The Prince evaluated a pepperoni pie:
8 - Appearance
7 - Cheese
8 - Sauce
5 - Crust
8 - Topping Amount
7 - General Flavor
43 - Total Score
It was quite good, with some pizzas you could not select a size. Mac and cheese bites were great.
His guest tried meatballs, mushrooms, and onions on her pizza
10 - Appearance
7 - Cheese
8 - Sauce
8 - Crust
10 - Topping Amount
9 - General Flavor
53 - Total Score
Caressing a big gun comes naturally to the Prince of Pittsburgh!
At the Stones River Battlefield in Murfrees Boro, TN, both North and South had the greatest percentage of casualties of any battle during the Civil War. 😢
Dear Tiny...
With 55 years of marriage - and ZERO divorces - between them, Tiny and the Prince of Pittsburgh have seen and done it all! Now - for the first time - they are willing to share the secrets of their success in dating, love, marriage and living happily ever after. What puzzles you? They can show you the path to true happiness! Nothing is out of bounds. Have you ever wondered how to...? Go ahead and ask - they have the answers! Your real name will be kept private, and the best questions will be answered on the podcast. If you want to drop the fellas a note, feel free to leave it here.
Miller Time!
by Jim Miller - Living Legend of Pgh Dive Bar Talk
Galaxy Ripple
Best Day Brewing
Non-alcoholic - IPA
This one got better the more I drank it. Very unique hop flavor. Not my favorite, but definitely one I would get again as a changeup. Worth a try!
Earned the Brewery Madness 2025 Winner Badge
Earned the Low Gravity (Level 5) Badge
Cheers! 🍻
3.75 / 5 Bottle Caps!
Jim Miller, April 28, 2025
Previous Miller Time reviews of non-alcoholic beers: Clausthaler IPA, Downshift NA IPA, Free Wave Hazy IPA, Freedom Amber, Indiewave, Just the Hae, Kolsch Style, Self-Care Fresh Tropical IPA, Upside Dawn Golden, West Coast IPA
Our "Make a Wish" survey is complete. We were hoping to find the ultimate wish - the one thing that anyone would love to have. Surprise! We ended up with a 4-way tie! So - if you're looking for a fantastic gift that the recipient is sure to love, any of these will do the trick!
One large pizza each week for a year
One case of beer each month for a year
One massage each month for a year
Haircuts for a year
Our new Choose 3 is sure to bring back some special memories and start some interesting conversations. What is your favorite fragrance... aroma... scent? What smell transports you to your happy place... your bliss? Choose 3 of our favorites, then write in your all-time favorite smell - whether it's one of the choices or not.
Living Legends of
Pgh Dive Bar Talk
Paul G.
Flip
George E.
Debbie
Rachel R.
Clayton G.
Jeff T.
Misty
Chaz
Sully
Jim Cox
GURU
Jeff D of Venice
Brian of York (Tommy Titters)
Roland
Cinrock Grimstone
New Castle Bob
Miller
Zelda
Mr. Harrelson
Prince Huckamuckf**k
Jane
Favorite Dive Bars
(Pennsylvania if not noted otherwise)
Albert’s, Dormont
Clyde & Patty’s, Harmar
Garvey’s, South Side
Jack’s, Southside
James Street Tavern, Turtle Creek, PA
JB’s, Curtisville
Kelly’s, East Liberty
Kimmies, Castle Shannon
Nancy's Tavern, West Middlesex, PA
New Moon Saloon, West Deer
Nico’s Recovery Room, Bloomfield
Our Gang's, Sharon
Ray’s Hotspot, Marienville
Sophie’s Saloon, Carrick
The Boro Bar, Edinboro
The Gateway, Richland Twp
The Hotel Bar, Edinboro
The Nightingale Inn, Hermitage
The Phyrst, State College
Woodpeckers, Upper Burrell
FL - Green Parrot, Key West
FL - Palace Saloon, San Fernando Beach
FL - Retreat Tavern, Tampa
FL - The Shipwreck, Clearwater Beach
MD - The Cork Bar, Ocean City
OH - Dominick’s, Kent
OH - Olde Dutch Mill, Lake Milton
OH - Tito's, Atwater
