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We're fictional characters, yet we're real. AND...
We're 720 pounds of podcast proclivity, 57 years of marriage with no divorces AND...
We're the hardest working, immersive podcast in four - count 'em four - states and Surinam AND...
We're the Patron Podcast of Microplastic Honeybees
Crack open a beer and you can listen to the same kind of crap that you hear in your local tavern. But this is free and there are no bar fights.
The Prince of Pittsburgh
When in peril and hard times,
drinking beer makes it all better.
- TigerCoach12
Tiny
The only Category 5 podcast in the universe and one of the few immersive podcasts in the mid-Atlantic states!
Happy Father’s Day to all those that celebrate. We are PGH Dive Bar Talk and we are the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. We are now 730 pounds of podcast proclivity and mutually exclusive, we are also alcohol influencers. Be sure you tell ‘em where you got it!
(4:00) – There’s a huge shift in our podcast philosophy. Tune in to hear us celebrate women.
(5:40) - @newscientist Magazine headlines
1. Penguin excrement helps keep Antarctica cool.
2. Teeth may have come from ancient fish skin.
3. Mysterious planet is orbiting backwards between two stars.
(7:14) – What not to do on a job interview courtesy of the Prince of Pittsburgh.
(11:27) – Dear Tiny
1. Tiny’s fans lust for him.
2. Did I make a mistake mixing business with family?
(17:52) – Coach indulges two stories about his father in lieu of one from each host for obvious reasons. They’re as heartwarming as you’d expect be sure to tune in for details.
(25:52) - Henry Betsy, Jr. married three different women in Florida via a legal loophole.
(26:54) – State Farm Stadium in Arizona ranks #1 as a safe zone for a zombie apocalypse.
(28:26) – Johan Hedberg of Norway slept through an oceanliner coming within five yards of his house.
(31:04) – The Movie Game
(37:26) – The Music Game
(41:35) – Argy Bargy
(42:45) – Hell’s Half Acre. Trish Stratus vs. “Large Mouth Bass” with a Whoopi twist…
(47:47) – Samurai Chatter
1. Would you rather eat nothing but cereal for two weeks or buttered toast?
2. Would you rather be able to fly or talk to animals?
3. Would you rather be Billy Ray Cyrus or Billy Bob Thornton?
4. Would you rather drink with Gilligan or the Skipper?
5. Steven Wright Quote
Quote of the Week
"A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory."
- Steven Wright
This Week at the Dive Bar*
* "Dive Bar" is like "Air Force One". If The Prince of Pittsburgh is there, it's the Dive Bar.
Our buddy, Jim from Grand Haven, Michigan, always picks great songs for our
Feel Good Song of the Day!
🎶I'm too sexy for my shirt -Too sexy for my shirt - So sexy it hurts!
And I'm too sexy for my hat - Too sexy for my hat - What do you think about that? 🎶
Go figure! The Prince of Pittsburgh gets a chance to put his arm around the delightful Hannah Mears, but the proud grandpap only has eyes for Little Forbes. Maybe The Prince is a trifle jealous because Hannah has his dream jobs - Pirates' Sideline Reporter and host of a successful podcast - "Beers with Mears". Good for you Hannah! You rock!
Johnny Pittsburgh posted this survey on his Facebook page. Since it featured a PDBT Living Legend, we were curious which one our fans would pick. What say you, Pgh Dive Bar Talk fans? What would you order?
The Superfans have challenged Tiny to his own games. Each week they play along on The Movie Game (5 points for the title, 1 point for the year it was released) and The Music Game (3 for the song title, 2 for the artist, 1 point for the release year). This week the standings in the Movie Game remain the same as last week. Yimmy, Columbo, and Paul G are leaving Tiny and the rest of the pack in their dust. Tiny was able to recognize the song in The Music Game but is so far behind everyone else that it may take a month of nothing but Metallica to get Tiny back in the game. Yimmy and Paul G are hot in both games. Columbo is a contender in The Movie Game. Although Three Pack isn't a threat in The Movie Game, he's the one to beat in The Music Game.
41 - Yimmy
40 - Columbo
39 - Paul G
30-Tiny
30 - Fly's Bro
29 - Big Dog
29 - Rubenesque Ruby
16 - House of Thrills
15 - Flo Boy
11 - Three Pack
11 - Teddy Roosevelt
38 - Three Pack
38 - Yimmy
37 - Paul G
32 - Fly's Bro
29 - Columbo
26 - Flo Boy
25 - Big Dog
23 - Rubenesque Ruby
20 - House of Thrills
11 - Teddy Roosevelt
10-Tiny
updated 06/11/2025
In his never-ending desire to serve you, his loyal subjects, the Prince of Pittsburgh has mounted a quest for the holy grail of dive bar sustenance - the perfect pizza. Henceforth, The Prince will eat as much pizza required to make a comprehensive evaluation of the pies offered by bars, restaurants, and parlors in the four-state area of his domain. Six attributes will be evaluated on a 1-10 scale for a possible perfect score of 60.
The Prince found another great pizza - this time in Cranberry Twp. A note from The Prince: "Sometimes it depends on what day or time you get the pizza. Earlier I gave Pizza Roma a 39. I had one last week that was a 45."
Domenico's Restaurante
20550 Route 19 (Piazza Plaza)
Cranberry Tw, PA 16066
724-776-6455
www.domenicoscranberry.com
June 15, 2025
The Prince evaluated a pepperoni pie:
8 - Appearance
7 - Cheese
8 - Sauce
5 - Crust
10 - Topping Amount
8 - General Flavor
46 - Total Score
No guest this time - I consumed the whole pie!! Pizza was very good, but this is also a good overall Italian restaurant. You should probably order a dish unless you're on the run.
Dear Tiny...
With 57 years of marriage - and ZERO divorces - between them, Tiny and the Prince of Pittsburgh have seen and done it all! Now - for the first time - they are willing to share the secrets of their success in dating, love, marriage and living happily ever after. What puzzles you? They can show you the path to true happiness! Nothing is out of bounds. Have you ever wondered how to...? Go ahead and ask - they have the answers! Your real name will be kept private, and the best questions will be answered on the podcast. If you want to drop the fellas a note, feel free to leave it here.
Miller Time!
by Jim Miller - Living Legend of Pgh Dive Bar Talk
Fancy Line
Athletic Brewing Company
Non-alcoholic - Pale Ale
Very Good, easy drinking, smooth pale ale!
Can
Cheers! 🍻
4.25 / 5 Bottle Caps!
Jim Miller, May 29, 2025
Previous Miller Time reviews of non-alcoholic beers: Clausthaler IPA, Disarm Hazy IA,Downshift NA IPA, Free Wave Hazy IPA, Freedom Amber, Galaxy Ripple, Indiewave, Just the Hae, Kolsch Style, Self-Care Fresh Tropical IPA, Upside Dawn Golden, West Coast IPA
How Pittsburgh are You?
We measured how deeply Pittsburgh is embedded in your soul. It doesn't matter where you were born or where you live now. It doesn't matter who your parents are or where you went to school. If any of the traits could be applied to you, Pittsburgh is in your blood. With one point for each one, here are the final results.
Final Scores:
Mercer Misti 22 + 18
York Jon 22
Grand Haven Jim 21 +17
Christian 21
Kevin 21
Zack 21
Peppi from Pitt 20 + 18
Ross Kid Chaz 20 + 15
New Castle Bob 20 +13
Pine Prince 20 + 11
Pitcairn George E 20
Jody 20
Pittsburgh Sue 19 +13
Craig 19
Bryan 18
Hyde 18
York Lora 18
Pine Amy 17 + 12
Mars Jane 16 +18
Chelsea 16
The Cathedral 15
Venice Jeff 12 + 7
Greg J 12 + 2
Rootstown Susan 7
York Forbes 6
Raleigh Jimmy 3
The most common answers were:
Ate a Klondike Bar
Rode an incline
Ate chipped ham
Watched a Stiller game at Three Rivers Stadium
Living Legends of
Pgh Dive Bar Talk
Paul G.
Flip
George E.
Debbie
Rachel R.
Clayton G.
Jeff T.
Misty
Chaz
Sully
Jim Cox
GURU
Jeff D of Venice
Brian of York (Tommy Titters)
Roland
Cinrock Grimstone
New Castle Bob
Miller
Zelda
Mr. Harrelson
Prince Huckamuckf**k
Jane
Favorite Dive Bars
(Pennsylvania if not noted otherwise)
Albert’s, Dormont
Clyde & Patty’s, Harmar
Garvey’s, South Side
Jack’s, Southside
James Street Tavern, Turtle Creek, PA
JB’s, Curtisville
Kelly’s, East Liberty
Kimmies, Castle Shannon
Nancy's Tavern, West Middlesex, PA
New Moon Saloon, West Deer
Nico’s Recovery Room, Bloomfield
Our Gang's, Sharon
Ray’s Hotspot, Marienville
Sophie’s Saloon, Carrick
The Boro Bar, Edinboro
The Gateway, Richland Twp
The Hotel Bar, Edinboro
The Nightingale Inn, Hermitage
The Phyrst, State College
Woodpeckers, Upper Burrell
FL - Green Parrot, Key West
FL - Palace Saloon, San Fernando Beach
FL - Retreat Tavern, Tampa
FL - The Shipwreck, Clearwater Beach
MD - The Cork Bar, Ocean City
OH - Dominick’s, Kent
OH - Olde Dutch Mill, Lake Milton
OH - Tito's, Atwater
